yeah, well, czj is a retard

czj stalker says:
I hope one day the victim will forgive me. I am sorry. I think about it all the time

I think about it all the time

that doesn't bode well

/just sayin'

Stalker won't be 'famous' famous, just 'Sirhan Sirhan' famous.

BTW, any woman who's in love with Michael Douglas is clearly criminally insane.

It's like raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...

Catherine, once there was a guy named Herostratus. He wanted his name to be remembered throughout history, so he burned down one of the Seven Wonders of the World, the Temple of Artemis. That was his sole motivation.

He was caught and executed, and in an effort to thwart him, it became forbidden to say his name.

How well did it work? Thousands of years later, here I am bringing it up.

You mean Dawnette Knight?

You ever notice how commen sense isn't all that common.

/favorite phrase
//okay back to kitty thread

This thread needs more

This word you are saying. I do not think you know what it means.

This thread is worthless without ...

Oh, thanks, cyberlost. Carry on.

It's the good advice Dawnette just didn't take.

Great move, there, Catherine. Now your stalker will think about your statement the whole time she's in prison, and when she gets out, she'll come and slice your throat without a word of warning, to make sure that she finally becomes famous.

/But seriously
//being stalked is not funny.

Before today I had never heard of Dawnette Knight.

does anyone have a linky to that pic of czj in "zorro"? the one where she's jumping and her skirts fly up showing she wear's no panties?

Hottest face evar.

stupid is as stupid does....

Me and Mrs., Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones,
Mrs. Jones got a thing going on,
We both know that it's wrong,
But it's much too strong to let it cool down now.

We gotta be extra careful
that we don't build our hopes too high
Cause she's got her own obligations and so do I.

Me, me and Mrs., Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones,
Mrs. Jones got a thing going on,
We both know that it's wrong,
But it's much too strong to let it cool down now.

Well, it's time for us to be leaving,
It hurts so much, it hurts so much inside,
Now she'll go her way and I'll go mine,
But tomorrow we'll meet the same place, the same time.

Me and Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones.

Dawnette Knight

/I'd hit it
//I'd hit Catherine Zeta Jones too

Nice Billy Paul reference...

"Get more."

/my dear, if i only could...

Poor Michael Douglas...

Could I borrow your seashells? My car just hit a water buffalo.

"...zeta-Jones, who won a 2003 supporting actress Oscar for her role in "Chicago,"

""You will never be famous, you will never be infamous, you are just a criminal."


might be a wrong use of the word, but does anyone else find that doubly ironic?

Yeah, Catherine Zeta Jones...the great protector of her children.

Except for when she was smoking while pregnant.

It's friday and have to get atleast one comment in this week

hmmm oh ya .. never mind

/night

Homercles_cares_not_for_beans has posted what may be the hottest picture ever.

Someone please post THE pic from 'Entrapment'. You know the one...we all know the one....

I want to dismiss her as just another bimbo, but she works for me.

I would like to eat bbq off her naked belly. No napkins, thank you.

Amish Fugitive

Someone please post THE pic from 'Entrapment'. You know the one...we all know the one....



This one?

To all who posted pics...

THANK YOU! You made the end of my work-day that much better!

/Coworkers now surrounding me asking for more safe for work pics
//dem bastids...

Boy, I can't imagine a worse insult than "You will never be famous." What a terrible life to imagine, never being famous.

Thank God the pictures are quieting my gag reflex.

Thank you, mmagdalene, for showing that her only redeaming quality is a complete farce.

/straight male
//loves the hawtees
///wife makes 'em all look like mmagdalene's link

Alright mmagdalene, lets see pictures of you. Both current and circa the photo you posted.

redeEming, of course

oh my

Alright, now mathmonkey needs to post pictures of his wife too.

fark zeta-jones -- money-grubbing welsh ho.

fark zeta-jones
Me first! Me first!

perhaps she would have less problems with stalkers if she didn't do so many ads for T-Mobile(especially print ads) that draw attention to her crouch and breasts.

Attn. CZJ,
Please shut your farking gob.
affectionately,
Me.

"and ordered her to pay $200 in restitution."

Whew, I was worried Catherine wouldn't be able to buy those gold plated toliet bowl scrubbers...seems fair

Gosling

That I should see a reference to Herostratus on fark.....

Impressive indeed.

It makes me think about the famous quotation:

My only fear is that I shall be forgotten after my death
Anon

One letter said: "We are going to slice her up like meat on a bone and feed her to the dogs.

Jeebus Crips! What a sad, sad little threat. I mean, anyone knows you threaten the kids first, then threaten to give her a rusty-spoon historectomy so she can't ever procreate again. Phht, leave it to a chick to screw up even a simply threateneing stalking letter.

CZJ is the answer to "What if Paris Hilton were less repulsive to look at?"