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(Some Guy)   Girlfriend dumps boyfriend. Boyfriend throws his pole back in the water by giving her Eminem ticket away   (2eminemgirlsneeded.blogspot.com) divider line 126
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2005-07-08 07:42:25 PM  
elchip
Wow. That's the first, and hopefully last, time I'll see "Eminem" and "lyrical intellect" in the same sentence without the phrase "total lack of" (or something similar) separating them.

You prove only your (lack of|poor) taste in hiphop with statements like that. Eminem is rightly regarded as one of, if not the, premier M.C. of today. He even garners respect in the underground. (Well, from those who dont hate everyone above...)

/his last album was kinda bad, though
 
2005-07-08 08:03:43 PM  
Boy, won't he be surprised if his date comes back from the concession stand with a soy dog?
 
2005-07-08 08:52:54 PM  
well, i'm not going to rag on this kid for what he's doing...seems like a decent idea to me, but he really should have had someone read over his little post for grammatical/word use/redundancy issues.
 
2005-07-08 08:53:41 PM  
He's probably a super secret anal queen.
 
2005-07-08 09:27:40 PM  
that 'farkedyou' guy on the blog is an asshat! worse than me.


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=365&item=6544814055&rd= 1&ssPageName=WDVW
 
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2005-07-08 09:38:17 PM  
 
2005-07-08 10:24:49 PM  
This is nucking futs...
 
2005-07-08 10:30:28 PM  
Eminem is the audio equivalent of dysentery.
 
2005-07-08 10:37:05 PM  
2005-07-08 10:30:28 PM Triaxis

Eminem is the audio equivalent of dysentery.


Does that make Paris Hilton the visual equivalent of Malaria?

/Rimshot
 
2005-07-08 10:37:56 PM  
At least the guy is covering all of his options. Cut the guy some slack, at least he had an ex.
 
2005-07-08 10:44:41 PM  
Mrexcess you state "You prove only your (lack of|poor) taste in hiphop with statements like that. Eminem is rightly regarded as one of, if not the, premier M.C. of today. He even garners respect in the underground. (Well, from those who dont hate everyone above...)"

Are we from the same planet?
Respect? from the "boy" who has none for anyone else?
The same person who on an awards show, which went out of it's way to give him respect, had it thrown back in their face because he's a spoiled brat?

Where Triumph the comic insult dog, whose good natured ribbing everyone else in the industry takes for what it is, pure fun, Yet Mr. Enema, who masters in diarrhea of the mouth, get all stupid, screaming at him, then has to have a member of his pussy posse push him down, because he doesn't have the balls to do it himself?

Yeah he really deserves respect doesn't he?
 
2005-07-08 11:58:12 PM  
Vanilla Ice is/was a greater asset to modern hiphop than that little WT hack Eminem. That's kind of a backhanded compliment to VI though...kinda like saying "Bob, amongst the retards we keep in the basement, we regard you to be one step better that the guy that sits in the corner all day in a pile of his own refuse."

/ Today's hiphop, with few exeptions, is a disgrace and an afront to a genre that was once filled with people that actually had musical talent. Country music is in the same state of affair.
 
2005-07-09 12:10:11 AM  
Gee, thanks for the GNAA Last Measure link, whoever that was.
 
2005-07-09 12:21:01 AM  
PICK TWO.....ANY TWO PLEASE!
 
2005-07-09 01:34:05 AM  
I think I am going to have nightmares from now until eternity. There isn't enough bleach, comet or wirebrushes to scrub that image out of my mind now.

Fack you, PSlack.
 
2005-07-09 01:59:55 AM  
We need the icy hot stuntaz
 
2005-07-09 05:43:07 AM  
mrblondemang
Vanilla Ice is/was a greater asset to modern hiphop than that little WT hack Eminem.


And if there was a problem yo, he'd solve it...

/Had to get that in!
 
2005-07-09 05:45:24 AM  
PSlack
PICK TWO.....ANY TWO PLEASE


I pick the 2nd from the right. I like the hair, and theres at least two of her in there.

/After looking at that picture, I think I'll be up for a while blinding myself with a plastic bottle.
 
2005-07-09 05:48:29 AM  
Gumpokc
Where Triumph the comic insult dog, whose good natured ribbing everyone else in the industry takes for what it is, pure fun, Yet Mr. Enema, who masters in diarrhea of the mouth, get all stupid, screaming at him, then has to have a member of his pussy posse push him down, because he doesn't have the balls to do it himself?


I think you've got the Triumph/Eminem thing wrong. Look up the video for Ass Like That on launch.com. He's got Triumph runnign all through that video. And puppets from Crank Yankers.

/"Do you kiss 50 Cent with that mouth?"
 
2005-07-09 06:38:30 AM  
Don't get me wrong...I am not a hip hop fan by any stretch. However, unlike about 98% of these forum posters, I have heard pretty much all the material Eminem has put out. When it comes down to it, he DOES have exceptional lyrical content (once you rule out the profanity at least). Though many of his tunes focus on him and the medias interpretation of his message he does have quite a few very powerful messages to state.

That, and no matter how you look at him, he is a literal MASTER of marketing. He owns the Hip Hop media completely and probably will for another 5 years at least. It helped that he was trash before hand. But now he has more money than basically....um...all of us combined?
 
2005-07-09 10:14:38 AM  
Yes. Exceptional lyrical content. Such as the previously mentioned video for the song "Ass Like That." Seriously, part of the chorus is "Dadoing doing doing." Isn't that terribly deep?
 
2005-07-09 11:36:48 AM  
Darkridr

no I didn't get it wrong.
aug 29th 2002 MTV music video awards.

"here's an exerpt from mtv..."Earlier in the evening, Slim Shady also had a run-in with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, who made an attempt to talk to the rapper after a brief but affronting interview with Moby, whose "We Are All Made of Stars" won for Best Cinematography in a Video. As the hand-puppet correspondent from "Late Night With Conan O'Brien" approached Marshall Mathers, D12's Proof and Shady Records artist Obie Trice, seated alongside him, prevented the interaction from taking place. With Eminem repeating, "I've had my TV time," someone tried to shove poor Triumph and the rubber dog's notes were thrown in his face, forcing him to retreat with his proverbial tail between his legs."

more info on it at http://www.snap.com/snap_frame.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.looksmart.com%2Fog%2Fp r%3DLookSites%3Bro%3D2%3Brc%3D2%3Bli%3D100702825%3Bii%3D780f.33ce.42cfed96.56c 6%3Bpn%3D%3Bto%3D%3Btc%3D2%3Bpo%3D2%3Bpc%3D2%3Bpi%3Dpm2%3Bts%3D%7Chttp%3A%2F%2 Fwww.mtv.com%2Fnews%2Farticles%2F1457256%2F20020829%2Fstory.jhtml&query=triump h+eminem&rank=5
 
2005-07-09 02:42:01 PM  
Gumpokc: Earlier in the evening, Slim Shady also had a run-in with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog...

So, during a made-for-television celebrity extraganza, one of the performers pretends to have an altercation with a puppet.

In the 70's, Alice Cooper got in a fight with a puppet on The Muppet Show. No-one has used that as an example of Alice Cooper's ass-hattery. Slim Shady gets in a fight with a puppet during a carefully choreographed awards show, and it's news?
 
2005-07-09 03:03:46 PM  
Hey, joke if you will but I met my wife because I had a fight with a girl I was friends with, kept her and her friends' U2 tickets, sold one to a friend who wanted to bring a friend who ended up being my future wife.
Stuff like this happens!
 
2005-07-09 03:23:40 PM  
The larch, the show was choreographed, the altercation was not.
I was watching it when it happened, if it was choreographed the cameras would have been right on the spot to catch it.

there was a disturbance, then the cameras had to pan over, and it switched to a shoulder-camera, who you could see running into position to catch it.

it wasent pretend, it was a publicity stunt for Enema. after it was noticed that the cameras had, switched back from the continuing awards shows, and the next section interrupted, _then_ was when his pussies jumpe din.

as usual for Mr. enema, interrupting the entire show, just to steal a few more seconds on his way back to his seat after performing.

your point could be argued, except it is not a random incident. this, or things similar to it happen quite often in Mr. enema's presence.

this shows a lack of respect for anyone and anything that isn't workign for him, farkhim, he's a spoiled brat, and a jerry springer reject.
 
2005-07-10 01:17:56 AM  
Gumpokc, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is a puppet. Getting into a dick-waving match with Moby might be real. But an altercation with a puppet is a joke. It says a lot about the blurry lines between reality and fantasy land that anyone can take an argument with a puppet seriously.
 
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