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kolacky		2002-04-12 12:18:35 AM

They look flaccid to me.

Bring on the dick jokes.

Visualingo		2002-04-12 04:28:43 AM

Looks like my Christmas list is starting early this year.

callowparadigm		2002-04-12 04:34:28 AM

"Temporarily unavailable due to scheduled maintenance"

read: farked.

sec		2002-04-12 04:34:53 AM

** Our Site Is Temporarily Unavailable Due To Scheduled Maintenance **

We are sorry, but our site is temporarily unavailable due to weekly scheduled maintenance that occurs every Friday from 1:00 AM to 3:00 AM PST.

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i'll take your word for it kolacky

callowparadigm		2002-04-12 04:35:17 AM

bwahaha, beat you to it sec.

sec		2002-04-12 04:40:13 AM

BASTARD!

seanpg71		2002-04-12 04:42:27 AM

Sec, Callowparadigm:

12:18:35 EST is not between 1:00 AM and 3:00 AM PST

"04-12-02 12:18:35 AM Kolacky"

Advantages of donating to the beer fund I guess

Hytes Xian		2002-04-12 05:21:22 AM

We are sorry, but our site is temporarily unavailable due to weekly scheduled maintenance that occurs every Friday from 1:00 AM to 3:00 AM PST.
Proof of God.

SadMan#9		2002-04-12 05:21:30 AM

broked :\

Tribs		2002-04-12 05:50:44 AM

Site works for me.

These are the Weenie Babies... they've been around for a few years now.

mr_exciting		2002-04-12 06:14:54 AM

yeah, those weeners. what will they do next? pwoarh! ew!

SpeedyFearless		2002-04-12 06:19:27 AM

Reminds me of "The Family Guy" where Peter invents the vibrating cucumber toy.

MatrixRaven		2002-04-12 06:50:40 AM

I picked up the bull one a few months ago and it sits on my desk along with a few other innocuous beanies. I had to have one when I saw them because I thought they were hilarious. Of course, now the problem remains... am I going to have to hide it if I ever bring a guy home? Wouldn't want him to feel any competition, yaknow. ;P

ScullyToo		2002-04-12 07:31:22 AM

If you click on more information it has a pic of the moose on the site. Why is his weenie in the middle of his chest?

Hytes Xian		2002-04-12 07:43:58 AM

ScullyToo:
It's not a real stuffed moose. It's a toy.

JOHNDX		2002-04-12 07:46:37 AM

Ha! I love it, using the Weener tag and not showing "actual" weeners, Ahahahahaha

I hate when they do that with the Boobie tag :(

13ItemsInA12ItemOrLessLane		2002-04-12 07:46:50 AM

For the record, I typically do not click on images. I thought a more interesting subject would be the website that contained the photo link of the well endowed moose. Check out http://www.kerridowns.com/. A sensitive soul who wishes you all a happy Easter.
It is nice to see someone making the effort to something of themselves by selling stuffed mammals with huge genitalia. We can only speculate as to what inspired her to market these long donged plushies.

13ItemsInA12ItemOrLessLane		2002-04-12 07:47:46 AM

Oops, I cheated to get image link to work. This is the better one.

It is nice to see someone making the effort to something of themselves by
selling stuffed mammals with huge genitalia. We can only speculate as to what
inspired her to market these long donged plushies.

meshman		2002-04-12 08:06:15 AM

Jesus Hytes Christ, that bear certainly is endowed.

meshman		2002-04-12 08:07:20 AM

"For the record, I typically do not click on weeners..."

Sure you don't. :)

9/10		2002-04-12 08:24:37 AM

Would such a critter give its owner a "warm fuzzy?"

(ducks)

grivas		2002-04-12 08:26:10 AM

Is it just me, or does this look the beginning of some Disney porn gay orgy?

finkboy		2002-04-12 08:40:48 AM

Grivas
It's just you, buddy.

NewBuhhhrito		2002-04-12 08:50:34 AM

That panda is hung like a horse. Ironically I see no horse in plush form to compare it to, but.

scaredofbees		2002-04-12 08:52:34 AM

How come those stuffed animals can have 'em that big and it's funny, but mine is referred to as " some sort of condition"?

meshman		2002-04-12 09:16:33 AM

Scaredofbees: Oh you're just bragging.

HKWolf		2002-04-12 09:23:57 AM

Oh good Lord! What evil mind designed these? Why?!

Just goes to show, there is a stiffy behind everything!

Chooq		2002-04-12 09:24:03 AM

Each animal is about 9 inches

This comment made me feel like less of a man.

Shiromori		2002-04-12 09:24:51 AM

The horse plushy is on the lower right in the picture.

Clarkins		2002-04-12 09:28:47 AM

Damn. Do I feel inadequate.

piggywiz		2002-04-12 09:39:15 AM

Aaahhh! Not fair! Plush weeners?! You're killin' me!

JOHNDX		2002-04-12 09:57:34 AM

Thanks, much better.........

AeroSquid_USNR		2002-04-12 10:01:02 AM

Plush Weenie Pals.......this is not the direction I had hoped mankind would take in cultural enlightenment.....*pops another beer*

piggywiz		2002-04-12 10:01:09 AM

yer welcome ;)

JOHNDX		2002-04-12 10:01:26 AM

Ohh wait, not that the other one was bad or anything :)

Hahahahaahh, I wonder if these come in a HARD version?

You know, so I could give one as a gift n stuff....

*leaves weener thread immediately*

Jei		2002-04-12 10:09:19 AM

My mother actually got one of these as a gift from her sister. It's a blue moose with a huge package.

I leave it on the table in front of the front door with a "beanie thingy" dog, with the moose giving it to the dog from behind.

It's my salvation.

"Jei do the dishes."

"But the moose is farking the dog, why can't I?"

numberz		2002-04-12 10:09:56 AM

HARD version

You mean, that you can pump up, like the tennis shoes?

(I see possibilities here. Hmm.)

Would they need to, er, oscillate?

Rita		2002-04-12 10:23:29 AM

So where are the weeners???? I hate the weener tags that have no actual pics of weeners. Also, I could not imagine farking a stuffed bear. WTF???

numberz		2002-04-12 10:27:55 AM

I feel it is my Patriotic Duty to help the Farkettes when their

links, er, fall flat...

Lemme tell you it ain't easy, finding a weener on the ol' net, and I often have to look through literally hundreds of sites with boobies and booty and all that stuff to find a decent weenie...

So enjoy... (NSFW)

rpm		2002-04-12 10:29:45 AM

Meshman, he's not talking relative size, he's talking actual size.

Rita		2002-04-12 10:31:12 AM

Numberz: Again, you have saved my day :) Thank You!! muahhh

grrr I have to go to work now. see ya'll in a bit.

piggywiz		2002-04-12 10:37:18 AM

Thanks, Numberz! I'm not sure about that saran-wrapped guy, but actual weeners are much better than plush ones!

JOHNDX		2002-04-12 10:42:21 AM

Numberz c'mon give em something worthwhile.......

Weener 1
Weener 2
Weener 3
Weener 4
Weener in mouth
Two chics, nice

Absolutely NSFW!

numberz		2002-04-12 10:43:53 AM

Sorry, JohnDX, I was blinded by the boobies...

I think I look too much at "art" sites.

numberz		2002-04-12 10:54:41 AM

I think I've found a new pic for my bio.... (NSFW)

Or maybe I should use one that JOHNDX posted? Hmm.

JugeeFruit		2002-04-12 11:11:58 AM

*JugeeFruit bows to JOHNDX!

Enphinitie		2002-04-12 11:13:55 AM

Hmmm...it would seem that I have found the typical crowd here...it must be a Friday...

I could make my list of farkers/farkettes that will show up here...but that'd would be pointless since most of them are here already... ;)