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(Some Guy)   When riding a stolen bike, it's less conspicuous if you wear clothes (5th item)   ( delawareonline.com) divider line
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4307 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Jul 2005 at 11:34 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2005-07-01 11:04:03 PM  
Pictures people!!
 
2005-07-01 11:41:27 PM  
Bike owner to police: "Wow! Thanks for getting my bike back!! Uhh... you can keep the seat."
 
2005-07-01 11:42:41 PM  
Naked bike riding.. not as easy as it looks
 
2005-07-01 11:43:26 PM  
The bicycle didn't have a seat.
 
2005-07-01 11:46:04 PM  
Sure it's less conspicuous, but it's also less fun.
I like a little breeze on my nether regions.
 
2005-07-01 11:47:10 PM  
I'm always up for a buck-naked ride.
 
2005-07-01 11:57:01 PM  
STOP THIEF!
[image from psychobiker.net too old to be available]
 
2005-07-01 11:59:24 PM  
Lets hope it was a warm evening otherwise ...you know...shrinkinge....
/has done the same
//didn't get caught
 
2005-07-02 12:09:58 AM  
"...Longwood Shopping Center. "The subject was completely naked except for a pair of sandals," Daniels said..."

Hehehehehehe. "Longwood". Hehehehehehe
 
2005-07-02 12:15:55 AM  
"A computer check of the bicycle he was riding revealed that the bike was stolen in Wilmington."
Uhh, how do you do a 'computer check' on a bike? Do bikes in pennsylvania have license plates or something?
 
2005-07-02 12:29:15 AM  
2005-07-02 12:15:55 AM scuffer

The serial number is engraved on the bike frame and should be recoded in case of theft. Simple task, rarely performed, makes positive identification possible.
 
2005-07-02 12:42:47 AM  
Damn. How come we never get the naked bike riding eighteen year-old guys around here?

/pouts in corner
//ditto useless without pix
 
2005-07-02 12:56:46 AM  
California for one has bike licenses. Its a sticker, but they also take the serial number. Its recommended, but not required afaik.
 
2005-07-02 01:08:25 AM  
Haha this is my town - and I'm not surprised.
 
2005-07-02 01:31:02 AM  
speaking of naked bicycle riders... (NSFW)


/DRTFA
 
2005-07-02 02:44:45 AM  
Gahh, just think of the road rash if he spilled it.
 
2005-07-02 12:07:23 PM  
sixilix
If I were sitting near there, I would not get up. Niot for a moment

5 pieces of clothes? So, if I wore socks, glovez, a ski mask, a belt and a hat then it would be A-Ok?.
 
2005-07-02 12:07:58 PM  
Niot=Not
 
2005-07-02 02:09:12 PM  
CygnusDarius: Wouldn't wanna accidentally poke anyone's eye out, now would we? ;P
 
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