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(alc.ca)   Scratch and win pizza, it's about damned time.   (alc.ca ) divider line
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4689 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Apr 2002 at 7:12 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2002-04-11 07:14:39 PM  
OK: I have lost all faith in humanity
 
2002-04-11 07:15:34 PM  
What a deal!!!
Overall chance of winning

1 in 1
 
2002-04-11 07:16:18 PM  
I'd rather have scratch 'n' sniff pizza.
 
2002-04-11 07:17:35 PM  
Bigcory69: Yeah, but most of those odds are for "$1 off Party Pizza" rewards.
 
2002-04-11 07:18:01 PM  
Ok, I scratched my pizza, but I just uncovered a bunch of circular meat and I made a big mess outta my coffee table.
 
2002-04-11 07:19:18 PM  
Well you would have spent that dollar on pizza anyways, though I never did like Greco.
 
2002-04-11 07:21:23 PM  
What about scratch and lose pizza?
 
2002-04-11 07:25:31 PM  
My firewall says I cant gamble. Grrr.
 
2002-04-11 07:31:04 PM  
I still prefer the scratch and sniff lottery, personally....
 
2002-04-11 07:32:46 PM  
Canadians!!!!!
 
2002-04-11 07:33:26 PM  
OK I'm a dumbass....what the hell is a DONAIR?
 
2002-04-11 07:34:23 PM  
How about... Scratch and win women who are really beautiful and addicted to sex?

Overall chance of winning:
1 in 1
 
2002-04-11 07:35:15 PM  
I've submitted over 10 posts today, from stapling hemorrhoids to skateboarding dogs, and nothing gets posted, but this crap makes it?
 
2002-04-11 07:39:45 PM  
Quit yer whining aggie freeper.

BTW. Hook-em Horns.
 
2002-04-11 07:43:20 PM  
Angstmonger: OK I'm a dumbass....what the hell is a DONAIR?

<disinformation>It's a fluffy donut.</disinformation>
 
2002-04-11 07:46:01 PM  
It marks the first time a provincial/regional lottery corp. had teamed up with private enterprise to offer a lottery product distributed through the corp.'s channels.

Fairly significant if you follow these things.
 
2002-04-11 08:03:50 PM  
A donair is pure death. Absolutely delicious.
 
2002-04-11 08:03:55 PM  
Lordargent: Thanks......You a cop?
 
2002-04-11 08:07:04 PM  
OK, in my view, a Haligonian can explain a donair best. So here goes.

Slices of meat (usually beef in this hemisphere, could be anything), tomato, onion, and donair sauce (white in color, can't really describe the taste except for sweet) wrapped in a pita.

It's greasy heaven!
 
2002-04-11 08:21:36 PM  
garlic fingers? FINGERS?
 
2002-04-11 08:34:26 PM  
[image from greco.ca too old to be available]

Donair = Gyros = Disgusting mystery meat on a vertical spit
 
2002-04-11 08:41:32 PM  
I don't really like them myself, but many here do. Every pizza place sells them in some shape. Halifax is just the coolest place ever, but it's also the weirdest place ever.
 
2002-04-11 08:43:00 PM  
I like gyros. Unfortunately, I've never heard of "Greco" before. I guess they don't have them here in the South. Still, a 1-in-1 chance of winning is really, really good. One should just buy a lottery ticket before getting something from Greco.
 
2002-04-11 08:51:02 PM  
Greco operates within Atlantic Canada, just like the lotto corp. They're the only place here to get oven toasted subs, at least until the guy who owns the rights to Quiznos actually decides to build one here.
 
2002-04-11 09:17:02 PM  
I thought the picture said "Pizza Douche" for a second.
 
2002-04-11 10:07:14 PM  
Just how farking hard do you people think it is to make a toasted sub? Have you ever heard of a toaster oven?
For god's sake just take your silly ass down to the grocery store and buy a loaf of french or italian bread, buy the meats and cheeses of your choice, bring it home, cut the loaf in half, slice each half lengthwise, slather on your choice of condiments, layer the meat, then the cheese, slap in the toaster oven until the cheese gets melted and gooey, toss on whatever else you want and munch the fark out. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this one out, plus I bet you money your homemade sub will taste way farking better than any nasty ass Quizno's which farking suck bigtime anyway!
 
2002-04-12 08:59:53 AM  
04-11-02 10:07:14 PM Doofus
Just how farking hard do you people think it is to make a toasted sub? Have you ever heard of a toaster oven?
#1 For god's sake just take your silly ass down to the grocery store and
#2 buy a loaf of french or italian bread,
#3buy the meats and cheeses of your choice,
#4bring it home,
#5cut the loaf in half,
#6slice each half lengthwise,
#7slather on your choice of condiments,
#8layer the meat,
#9then the cheese,
#10slap in the toaster oven until the cheese gets melted and gooey,
#11toss on whatever else you want and
#12munch the fark out. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this one out, plus I bet you money your homemade sub will taste way farking better than any nasty ass Quizno's which farking suck bigtime anyway!

yep... pretty damn easy... no doubt more economical too

Doofus you're going to have to remember who you're talking to,.... FARKERS !!
 
2002-04-12 09:58:44 AM  
Good god, you mean they don't read recipes either?
 
2002-04-12 07:45:42 PM  
Garlic finger - I don't like the sound of that. I think I have known a few girls over the years that have given me a free garlic finger.
 
2002-04-12 08:06:04 PM  
ewwwww. What do you guys call soft garlic breadsticks anyways? And this gyro business, that's pure crap. They're donairs. End of story :)
 
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