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HarryCanyon		2005-07-01 10:05:25 AM

Pfft. That could be any hillbilly's belly.

The NaSkAr		2005-07-01 10:08:31 AM

her sister still has potential

/I'd hit in a few years

Norb		2005-07-01 10:10:13 AM

Looks like she's ready for the big holiday cookout at the trailer park.

YOU GO GIRL!!

Dom Roark		2005-07-01 10:10:17 AM

Good grief. She's just disgusting. In one of the pictures, it appears that top is see-through. That, friends, screams class on a pregnant woman.

/why do I even care?

TheNewJesus		2005-07-01 10:10:53 AM

that kid is going to ruin her body

NEXT

Crunchy Frog		2005-07-01 10:13:54 AM

/Obligatory
//And a nice plug for Del Shores

Weakner		2005-07-01 10:14:48 AM

just imagine....growing in her womb is like the hillbilly messiah.

binnster		2005-07-01 10:14:56 AM

Egads, put it away woman!

TheGrayCat		2005-07-01 10:15:03 AM

"Cletus, I done got all knocked up!"

Nothing says "I'm going to be a great mother!" like see-through tops showing your nips. Is there no one around this girl to tell her that she looks awful?

Crunchy Frog		2005-07-01 10:16:16 AM

/I'm on a roll here!

the_pgoat		2005-07-01 10:20:48 AM

I think she looks cute and happy. I like pregnant-bellied ladies who don't feel uncomfortable with their big ole bellies.

ThereAreFourLights		2005-07-01 10:21:04 AM

Thera		2005-07-01 10:26:49 AM

I'm just surprised she doesn't have a ciggie in her hand. Way to go, Brit!

BranMuffins		2005-07-01 10:28:44 AM

the_pgoat:

I think she looks cute and happy. I like pregnant-bellied ladies who don't feel uncomfortable with their big ole bellies.

Agreed, though a bra really couldnt hurt....

Sussman		2005-07-01 10:29:47 AM

"Alright ma'am, we're gonna need those two hams back."

"I NEED AN ADULT!"

Bo		2005-07-01 10:30:38 AM

Goddammit, who keeps resetting the 15-minutes-o-fame clock?

Dom Roark		2005-07-01 10:31:08 AM

the_pgoat: I think she looks cute and happy

At least she looks healthy, but like BranMuffins, I don't necessarily want to see her big ol' nipples swaying all over the place. Yes, I know non-pregnant chicks do it all the time, and I think the same thing about them, too. :)

cheshirecatsmileyface		2005-07-01 10:40:02 AM

anyone else see the link there about Paris Hilton wanting to get married at Westminister because she's "American Royalty"?

/gag

BranMuffins		2005-07-01 10:50:04 AM

cheshirecatsmileyface:

anyone else see the link there about Paris Hilton wanting to get married at Westminister because she's "American Royalty"?

Well that's it for me folks. Im done. Out. Im going to live in the middle of the woods and make pipe bombs to kill Paris Hilton and everyother AW I dont like.

It's been a good ride while it lasted. Thanks for the memories.

/not to worry britney and her ball of trailor love are safe.

MBA_Honey		2005-07-01 10:54:35 AM

I didn't see a bump in that picture. Pregnant women should stay away from that kind of stuff. It's bad for the kid.

LineNoise		2005-07-01 11:01:58 AM

BranMuffins

Need a hand?

cheshirecatsmileyface		2005-07-01 11:03:44 AM

BranMuffins
bless you.

Bo		2005-07-01 11:07:42 AM

anyone else see the link there about Paris Hilton wanting to get married at Westminister because she's "American Royalty"?

I repeat, who the hell keeps resetting the clock???

These idiots have no reason to still be in the news.

Sport-o		2005-07-01 11:09:15 AM

I looked, all six pictures. I'm so lonely. God, I'm so ashamed.

mutt		2005-07-01 11:14:35 AM

Britney, what happened? You used to be teh hawt.

falser		2005-07-01 11:15:22 AM

I'm not entirely convinced she's even pregnant. Looks like a clear case of trailer-trash grits-bingeing to me.

Mister_man		2005-07-01 11:16:56 AM

Any one else feel like they need a shower after looking at that?

/Yuck
//not that kind. perv!

jzuska		2005-07-01 11:17:07 AM

nasty, she's more WT every day.

ThereAreFourLights		2005-07-01 11:18:27 AM

I'm not entirely convinced she's even pregnant. Looks like a clear case of trailer-trash grits-bingeing to me.

Unfortunately, the line down the tummy kind of refutes that theory.

birdartist		2005-07-01 11:19:19 AM

I'm impressed, no stretchmarks.

artman		2005-07-01 11:19:27 AM

I did NOT need to see that...

/why did I click though...WHY?

justanotherfarkinfarker		2005-07-01 11:19:41 AM

yeah I probably would still hit it.

duck_marsh		2005-07-01 11:20:05 AM

When the heck did a pregnant ladie's (used loosely in this context) belly become a bump? What the heck is up with that?

ToxicMunkee		2005-07-01 11:20:11 AM

Bump? Why not just call it a giant pimple?

/Squeeze, Britney, SQUEEZE!

Sweaty Fat Guy		2005-07-01 11:20:29 AM

Ah. She'll have the kid, dump that piece of shiat she married, and be back to her tight assed self soon enough.

/prays

nbrfwhoooo		2005-07-01 11:20:34 AM

Dom Roark:

In one of the pictures, it appears that top is see-through. That, friends, screams class on a pregnant woman.

I remember when there was day, most men on the planet would pay to see those bad boys. That day, has sadly passed.

innereardistortion		2005-07-01 11:20:36 AM

JunkYardDog		2005-07-01 11:20:45 AM

In the old days:

Seacop		2005-07-01 11:22:15 AM

All this and she bought a house in Fresno.

Is there no one around this girl to tell her that she looks awful?

TheGrayCat well she has Kevin...

hst4gonzo		2005-07-01 11:22:27 AM

didja see dem nipples roscoe, there as big as dinner plates.

tanman1975		2005-07-01 11:22:50 AM

when do we get the "L Word" style pregnant momma pow chica pow pow?

mishmashmusic		2005-07-01 11:23:09 AM

I think I need therapy now.

/yikes

badgerb		2005-07-01 11:23:48 AM

Mister_man

Any one else feel like they need a shower after looking at that?

Yes to wash the jism off my belly.

/depraved and deprived
//just kidding about the jism part
///not really

chenry		2005-07-01 11:23:56 AM

Suuuuuuuu-ieeeeeeeeeee! here pigpigpigpigpigpig! Suuuu-ieeeeee!!

kkrankk		2005-07-01 11:24:29 AM

She got sexier with the bump. Gimme dat mama-love!

Cyber_Junk		2005-07-01 11:24:34 AM

Sad, she could do a lot to make other pregnant women feel good about their changing bodies but by adopting the trailer-trash look she's just doing herself an injustice. Wear a bra dammit, at least *some* of the time.

advres		2005-07-01 11:26:12 AM

She is such a disgusting whore

Trippy_the_8th_Dwarf		2005-07-01 11:26:14 AM

Met her the CB, said her name was Mimmi
Sounded like an angel come to earth (come to earth)

When I went to meet her, you you shoulda seen her
Twice as tall as me 3 times the girth (times the girl)

Oh my fat baby likes to eat (likes to eat)
Big ole Buddah belly and breasts down past her feet (past her feet)

Yeah my fat baby likes to eat (likes to eat)
My big ole fat baby likes to eat!

I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!

peterrigid		2005-07-01 11:26:24 AM

It's great when women enjoy the pregnancy.....but on a side note....

Brittneys breasts already look in terrible shape. With continued non-bra wearing, plus the additional weight gain then loss, then potentially breast feeding.....

...her tits are going to look udderly disgusting. She'll be getting a boob job in the next 3-5 years. From one end of the ewww spectrum to the other.