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2005-06-30 07:47:15 AM  
Your waitress wants coke!
2005-06-30 07:52:44 AM  
I never knew that "brouhaha" was a real word.

Main Entry: brouhaha
Pronunciation: 'br-"h-"h, "br-"h-'h, br-'h-"h
Function: noun
Etymology: French

Pronunciation Key (brh-h)
n. An uproar; a hubbub.


n 1: loud confused noise from many sources [syn: hubbub, uproar, katzenjammer] 2: a confused disturbance far greater than its cause merit

1. brouhaha
chaos. often used to exlaim suppuriority. Used by uber nerds amd wana be posers.
The French word for Chaos.
This word was orriganly used by Ethan C
Ethan: ALl your books are belong to us!
troy: No!
Ethan: Brouhaha
2005-06-30 08:07:18 AM  
I saw this on the news last nite - what a moran!
2005-06-30 08:30:57 AM  
Ungrateful ho!
2005-06-30 09:00:53 AM  
Waitron should start smoking pot.
2005-06-30 09:30:19 AM  
Dumbass. You're only supposed to tip pizza delivery guys with pot.
2005-06-30 09:30:51 AM  
I have been left pot as a tip before when I bartended. I was thrilled. Of course, the people asked me if I smoked first...

/pot and no money is better than money and no pot
//at least I thought that way before I had a mortgage
2005-06-30 11:46:53 AM  

pot and no money is better than money and no pot

Nah. Even with a mortgage, that axiom holds true.
2005-06-30 02:00:28 PM  
Ok, non pot smokers, if someone leaves bud as a tip and you dont want it, you either ask around for a trade or just flush it. THE END.
2005-06-30 02:00:59 PM  
I think I can say, without risk of exaggeration, that this Starbucks coffee chick who turned him in is the most uncool person in the history of the world.
2005-06-30 02:01:31 PM  
Your waitress wants people to buy into the scam of "tipping" rather than push for fair wages. They don't want tips because "the tips cover the low base salary", they want tips because in the right place at the right time you can make a ton of money.

But yet, the waitresses still their job is something so special. Pfft.

Where were we?

Oh yeah...what a dumb-ass.
2005-06-30 02:03:11 PM  
This is Jacksonville...crack is the only universal tip here.
2005-06-30 02:03:38 PM  
stupid farktard
2005-06-30 02:03:48 PM  
they forgot the part that said "Co-workers were horrified when barista reported the tip instead of sharing it"
2005-06-30 02:03:59 PM  
I think I can say, without risk of exaggeration, that this Starbucks coffee chick who turned him in is the most uncool person in the history of the world.

Figures it would be a Starbucks employee.

On the other hand, you're in a Starbucks--get a clue. They're not exactly known for their paradigm-busting ways.
2005-06-30 02:04:18 PM  

Tips are great. Some nights at work I make about 25 bucks an hour with my tips and base wage. You can't argue with that, especially since my job is easy as hell.
2005-06-30 02:05:18 PM  

All that and you didn't post the Oxford (aka: the One True Dictionary) entry?




noun a noisy and overexcited reaction.

ORIGIN French.

/Ok, so that's the compact edition definition.
//I'd expect the full definition to be much longer.
2005-06-30 02:05:53 PM  
This deserves Hero Tag.

/Lobbying for a biatch Tag.
2005-06-30 02:06:53 PM  
man: What is the soup du jur?

waitress: The soup of the day.

man: Mmmmmmmm, sounds good.
2005-06-30 02:07:23 PM  
A black guy with pot, I'm shocked.

/Not shocked
2005-06-30 02:07:29 PM  
2005-06-30 02:07:34 PM  
Submitter -

I'm pretty sure all waitresses in Florida do smoke marijuana. She was probably just afraid it was a sting or something.
2005-06-30 02:09:26 PM  
sean007 said:
/Lobbying for a biatch Tag.

only if we can also have a "bastard" or "dick" tag as well...or if the "biatch" tag could also be applied to men that would be acceptable as well.
2005-06-30 02:10:06 PM  
There really should be a dipshiat tag. This would be appropriate.

That being said - Pot is the perfect tip for a smoker - but you have to ASK first. Dummy.
2005-06-30 02:10:30 PM  
people are dumb... ill never get tired of readin ish like this
2005-06-30 02:10:36 PM  
I think they meant "fracas". You know, an affray?
2005-06-30 02:10:40 PM  
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2005-06-30 02:10:44 PM  
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2005-06-30 02:11:19 PM  
jzuska: A black guy with pot, I'm shocked.

/Not shocked

I'm white, and I've been known to have pot.

Did I just shatter your world?
2005-06-30 02:11:33 PM  
Ok, first of all the tipper was a moron for leaving it without asking. Secondly, he was a bigger moron for COMING BACK!!! Don'cha think ya'd be recognized, dumbass!?!

And finally, the waitress/barista/whatever needs to get a clue and stop being such a fraggin' prude. I mean, WTF?? If you don't want it, flush it or find someone who does! Geeze!

/thinks people should be beaten with a very large cluestick on a regular basis.
2005-06-30 02:11:40 PM  
1) Starbucks has waitresses?
2) What would you have done if someone left it out in the open on the counter? Smile to the other customers and "non-chalantly" scoop it up...? It was probably just a little too out in the open...
2005-06-30 02:12:06 PM  
Delshawn Prejean, 35, of Delray Avenue...

Whew! I was worried they weren't going to include his street. I just had to know that.

I bet this chick is fugly.
2005-06-30 02:12:16 PM  

Sorta, but it was already tainted slightly by that rap music article the other day.
2005-06-30 02:13:48 PM  
How many other people were able to do the insta-calculation and say "17 grams, just over four eighths, about a half oz. Dumbass."
2005-06-30 02:16:02 PM  
Who walks around with a box of pot?
2005-06-30 02:16:05 PM  
I left a jay for a waitress once, she was stoaked.

$4 tip or a joint of skunk?

/takes both
2005-06-30 02:17:31 PM  
This whole incident should have been a NON-ISSUE, unless he was harrassing the barista.

What is this, 1959? Who gets hassled for a joint anymore, unless you're stupid enough to smoke it in front of the cops?

Total waste of law enforcement manpower, and no it's not just my not-so-humble opinion.

This kind of shiat burns me up.
2005-06-30 02:17:44 PM  
Awesome - a dual pot-smoking and tipping flamewar.
2005-06-30 02:17:56 PM  
I hate this chick already.
2005-06-30 02:18:21 PM  
Well, the tip was either the herb, or the fake $2 bill they wouldn't take at Taco Bell, man.
2005-06-30 02:18:50 PM  
in the former soviet union, watress brings YOU coke.
2005-06-30 02:19:12 PM  
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2005-06-30 02:19:16 PM  
I'm not against pot, but I'm not going to smoke anything a stranger left on the counter. Would you eat half a sandwich he left as a tip?
2005-06-30 02:19:16 PM  
Half a gram and the police actually showed up for this? Is there no other crime in Jacksonville?
2005-06-30 02:19:36 PM  
Pollexabator said: "Starbucks has waitresses?"

"baristas" is the correct term, i believe. and you're not required to tip them, so i'm wondering why this guy would...unless he thought she was hot and thought it would get him somewhere with her.
2005-06-30 02:20:01 PM  
jzuska: A black guy with pot, I'm shocked.

/Not shocked

A racist white conservative, I'm shocked.

/Not shocked
2005-06-30 02:21:05 PM  
damn i never got a tip like that when i waitressed *pout*
2005-06-30 02:24:42 PM  
I actually got a "tip" of pot once at a job where you weren't even supposed to tip. All I did was direct the stoner to the bathroom.

Oh, and get this: HE WAS WHITE!

farkin-a, man. I shiat you not.
2005-06-30 02:24:46 PM  
So a guy goes and buys his latte, pays for it and leaves the store.

Then a security guard [read: rent-a-cop] says "I'm a security guard. Stop." but since he was already outside of the store he doesn't (and as far as I can see, had no obligation to stop).

Then the security guard gets in his face and when the guy gets upset and is probably trying to walk / run away from the crazed security guard, the police officer finally identifies himself.

Sounds to me like entrapment. Or the cops getting the 'security' guard to do the illegal harassment of someone, to the point where they're getting riled up and then get involved to "protect" the community.

Or at the very least, get the security guard to perform a little illegal search.
2005-06-30 02:24:53 PM  
cot said: "A racist white conservative, I'm shocked.

/Not shocked"

Another overly sensitive farker who readily makes blind assumptions based on an off hand remark?

/TOTALLY shocked
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