Sign of the Apocolypse number 334, this year.

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Tremors 4: The Alps

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several hundred lorry-loads of sand

is that roughly a metric Farkton?

Now when you fall down, you get frost burn and sand burn

Health authorities said the sand particles were too big to cause problems through inhalation... Why do I not believe this? I bet you can snort anything if you try hard enough.

"However, the sand did wonders for the Geneva area's car washes. One main street in the city was jammed yesterday morning as queues of cars, all coated with light red dust, waited to get a wash. "

Whatever happened to washing you own damn car?

It's called a sirocco. Happens all the time. Move along.

Whatever happened to washing you own damn car?

Only if I have girls in bikinis to help me along.

we should set up a relief fund for all those freezing Camels

I'm waiting for the frogs to fall from the heavens...

This just in...

Quick1: forgot it was in Switzerland, they have stacks of girls just standing around waiting to get wet

cool?????

I wonder if there were any feces particles in it? Like from camels or caravan riders? Ewwwww.

Mu'ammar Khaddafi just landed in my lilac bush !

don't believe the meteorologist...this is a direct assault from Professor Chaos!

SAND SKIING!

Officials from Geneva's meteorological office said yesterday that rising water vapour sucked the sand up into huge clouds in Algeria and Morocco last Friday.

Man, that's some sucking.

Mrdark,
SLAYERSWINE doesn't always look like that. he was just getting over the flu. FOX NEWS always blows that sh.i.t waaayyyy out of proportion

Fox News: We report zombies... you decide if we're high!

BTW. SLAYERSWINE had that rare necrotic flu that's been going around. He says "ME FEEL BETTER NOW! BRAAAAAIIINS!"

And France surrenders.

Weather is kewl.

Pass the Ricola.

May the smell of my fart waft to your nose.

Hehe.

hmmm- which wax do we use for red grit?

hytes xian: endangered feces?

Kwimbee Bennigan's everywhere have been put on High Soup Alert

First you complain the slopes are too icy and slick.
So Mother Nature, hearing your plea and being infinitely wise, takes the time to run her vacuum cleaner in Africa and provide you with the very grit you need to keep your ass from falling down...and what do you do?

You biatch about the sand and go wash your freaking cars!

What kind of gratitude is that? It will serve you right if she decides to dump a few inches of rain on the slopes and send you some major mud slides to keep your spring season lively!

this is in California today

Dust from China may arrive today

April 11, 2002



Forecasters say that dust that blew out of a Chinese desert last week has crossed the Pacific Ocean and might pass over Southern California today, possibly turning the sky a hazy white. Such haze suggests the dust is coated with pollutants from Asia, says Charlie Zender, an atmospheric physicist at the University of California, Irvine.

The National Weather Service says low clouds will cover much of Orange County this morning but burn off to reveal mostly clear skies.

If the haze arrives and lingers, it could produce a gorgeous sunset because the dust scatters all but orange and red sunlight. The plume shouldn't pose a major health hazard.

- Gary Robbins


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nooklear death clouds

Metalstill, down here in san diego, we have this wonderful marine layer thing that keeps most of the sky a hazy white to begin with.

Not that anyone would notice anyway.

There's a racist metaphor here for any bigot who has the IQ to find it.

not so netrual now, are we?

So... Where are the pictures of this event?

I'm in Geneva, and boy did this suck. Well, for everyone else, at least. I have underground parking. It looks like everyone in the city went 4x4ing with their Ferraris.

Farking Saharanians, always tracking that shiat in.