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(   Non-New Zealander caught having sex with with sheep   ( divider line 126
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2005-06-21 09:39:04 AM  
Got mutton?
2005-06-21 09:42:24 AM  
He couldn't Welsh on a kbet, now could he?
2005-06-21 09:43:29 AM  
Probably a Texas Aggie.
2005-06-21 09:46:08 AM  
Meh. I lived in Montana. Where there was a tree stump, there would be a sheep. Where there was a sheep on a tree stump, there would be a farm boy... well, you get the picture.
2005-06-21 10:04:43 AM  
Gotta say, eewwwwwwwweee.
2005-06-21 10:05:08 AM  
When you see the farm kids heading out to the pasture with a milking stool, you know what's going on....
2005-06-21 10:05:55 AM  
What a baaaaaaaaaaaad boy.
2005-06-21 10:24:48 AM  
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2005-06-21 10:33:00 AM  
Any old orifice will do for some of you fellas huh?
2005-06-21 10:36:46 AM  
This headline deserves a UNLIKELY tag for the fact this guy is not a New Zealander.
2005-06-21 12:30:48 PM  
"I only made love to the ewe twice using two condoms but I never do it regularly," he said in his defence.

Thank god he was using protection.
2005-06-21 12:36:07 PM  
New Zealand, where men are men and sheep are nervous
/Stole that from a West Virginia Tee
//So what
2005-06-21 12:36:47 PM  
If there are more sheep than people, a bored New Zealander will inevitably turn to thoughts of lust.
2005-06-21 12:38:20 PM  
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2005-06-21 12:38:55 PM  
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I like the blow up kind a little more. Less screaming and more discreetness.
2005-06-21 12:38:56 PM  
Non-non new new Zealander Zealander caught caught having having sex sex with with sheep sheep.

Fixed. submitter has a stuttering problem. Or an echo.
2005-06-21 12:38:58 PM  
Shouldn't this have an Unlikely tag?
2005-06-21 12:39:13 PM  
"I only made love to the ewe twice using two condoms but I never do it regularly," he said in his defence.

Well, at least he's not a pervert like those guys that do it on a regular basis...
2005-06-21 12:39:29 PM  
several people who accused him of being a warlock

So who's more stupid? Tomorrow he might have sex with a woman, but they'll still be idiots.
2005-06-21 12:39:43 PM  

Where there was a sheep on a tree stump, there would be a farm boy... well, you get the picture.

You're making that up, right? It's like cow tipping. Never really happens but everyone says they see it happen. Right? Please tell me you're making it up...
2005-06-21 12:39:55 PM  
speaking of new zealand - have you see Peter Jackson recently? he's lost like 100 lbs. kinda looks like Merry now...

oh, and Michael Campbell played his a55 off last sunday. amazing
2005-06-21 12:39:56 PM  
Some times the sheep need help getting through the fences.
2005-06-21 12:40:13 PM  
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Austrailia?! Well that was my third guess after Scotland.
2005-06-21 12:41:40 PM  
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2005-06-21 12:42:13 PM  
Ok, now that I've read the article...

His defense is essentially "At least I used a condom"? Wow. Just wow.
2005-06-21 12:42:24 PM  
if lovin' ewe is wrong, i don't wanna be right
2005-06-21 12:42:33 PM  
It's ok, it was a female sheep. Otherwise he'd be teh gay.
2005-06-21 12:42:34 PM  
Was it Gene Wilder?
2005-06-21 12:43:17 PM  
Joshua Kiplagat, 36, sustained a serious head wound when the sheep's owner threw a machete at him after finding him in flagrante delicto with a prize ewe in the Rift Valley district of Bomet, they said.
He was then tied to a tree stump for five hours before being frogmarched naked with the violated ovine in tow to a police station where he confessed to several acts of bestiality that he blamed on the devil, they said.

Ok..those 2 lines had me laughing out loud....
2005-06-21 12:43:29 PM  
2005-06-21 12:30:48 PM kingwank - "I only made love to the ewe twice using two condoms but I never do it regularly," he said in his defence.

Thank god he was using protection.

He was probably using Trojan Naturalamb lambskin Condoms.
2005-06-21 12:43:33 PM  
I know how it looks, but I can explain!
2005-06-21 12:44:36 PM  
Baa baa love
Baa baa happiness
Hello lonliness
Someone stole my sheep
2005-06-21 12:44:42 PM  

And how's aboot an NSFW on nbrfwhoooo's post. I got my ass booted for 2 days for less.
2005-06-21 12:45:39 PM  
I bet this guy sings karaoke. "I've got ewe, babe." "I will always love ewe." "Ewe light up my life." "When I think about ewe I touch myself."...
2005-06-21 12:46:55 PM  
I always say "If you're going to fark a sheep, do it at the edge of a cliff so that it pushes back."
2005-06-21 12:47:14 PM  
Smart girl demanded protection...

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2005-06-21 12:47:49 PM  
In other news...West Virginian man caught having sex with with his sister.
2005-06-21 12:48:36 PM  
This thread is useless without pics.
2005-06-21 12:48:49 PM  
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No kidding... Who'd want to fark a Kiwi?
2005-06-21 12:49:40 PM  
so the cuy with the machete either can't aim, or is one hell of a shot...

I dare any of us to throw a machete, and intentionally just wound the guy enough to incapacitate him, so you can tie him up to a stump until the local authorities open up in the morning...

Then to have the presence of mind to take the victimized sheep with you to the police station?

This guy deserves the hero tag!
2005-06-21 12:50:08 PM  
Talk to me
Tell me your name
You blow me off like it's all the same
You lit a fuse and now I'm ticking away
Like a bomb
Yeah, Baby

Talk to me
Tell me your sign
You're switching sides like a Gemini
You're playing games and now you're hittin' my heart
Like a drum
Yeah, Baby

And sheep bang, sheep bang
Oh baby
When she moves, she moves
I go crazy
'Cause she looks like a flower but she stings like a bee
Like every girl in history
Sheep bang, sheep bang

/a warlok?
//sent by the devil?
///those are valid excuses in kenya?
2005-06-21 12:50:36 PM  
To quote Deadwoods character Hostetler

"You need to die"
2005-06-21 12:51:18 PM  
Someone trying to prove HIV came from Africa after all.
2005-06-21 12:51:57 PM  
Thats hot.
2005-06-21 12:51:57 PM  
Calling him a warlock? Welcome to the oldern days
2005-06-21 12:53:02 PM  
Just because you are a warlock doesn't mean
you f-ck sheep. . . He was horny and needed some
ewe lovin'.
2005-06-21 12:53:16 PM  
WTF? An animal sex trifecta??

/just want to say ewwwwwe, teeheehee
2005-06-21 12:54:53 PM  
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What is sodomy?
2005-06-21 12:55:03 PM  
What level Warlok is he? Mine doesn't have this power yet.
2005-06-21 12:55:12 PM  
I put on my wizard hat and robe...
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