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(Some Guy)   Mystery smell at the storage unit wasn't a meth lab, just a really stinky vagrant who'd moved in   (kron4.com) divider line 51
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2005-06-20 02:07:13 PM
Dad?
 
2005-06-20 02:07:48 PM
Did he valet my BMW?
 
2005-06-20 02:08:10 PM
"Detectives are questioning him to learn more about what might have caused the noxious smell."

PRICELESS
 
2005-06-20 02:08:33 PM
My bad.
I'll leave soon.
 
2005-06-20 02:08:58 PM
Did they ever think that the smell was eminating from the guy?

/i mean, i've got some pretty nasty man-stink after 2-3 days of no bathing
//you don't wanna know...
///no really..
////slashie?
 
2005-06-20 02:09:23 PM
selling coke = money
selling coke and pays zero rent = filthy rich

/sorry
 
2005-06-20 02:10:39 PM
 
2005-06-20 02:12:24 PM
well, glad that was mess was cleaned up... gladly wash my hands of the situation.
 
2005-06-20 02:14:10 PM
A smelly hobo... what is this world coming to?
 
2005-06-20 02:14:13 PM
its 18 bucks a month to rent
22 bucks a month if you want to live in it.
 
2005-06-20 02:16:15 PM
I bet that you would still get high if you smoked him.
 
2005-06-20 02:16:17 PM
That's not BO,its BBO.

BTW the SbB girl today is melonicious.
 
2005-06-20 02:16:37 PM
Far out man!
 
2005-06-20 02:18:59 PM
ROFL! Called in the bomb unit? I'll bet the "bomb" was in the bums pasty pants... better use the tongs on that baby...
 
2005-06-20 02:19:36 PM
Jeebus, how bad do you have to farking before you are mistaken for a meth lab?
 
2005-06-20 02:20:53 PM
Jeebus, how bad do you have to farking reek before you are mistaken for a meth lab?
 
dly
2005-06-20 02:23:03 PM
Jeebus, how bad do you have to farking reek before you are mistaken for a meth lab?
 
2005-06-20 02:23:18 PM
 
2005-06-20 02:23:51 PM
I'm seeing double...
 
2005-06-20 02:23:55 PM
Jeebus, how bad do you have to farking reek before you are mistaken for a meth lab?
 
dly
2005-06-20 02:23:59 PM
now with triple goodness!
 
2005-06-20 02:25:44 PM
Pee-YOO! What a stench! Get a job, you bum!
 
2005-06-20 02:25:49 PM
Jeebus, how bad do you have to farking meth before you are mistaken for a reek lab?


/ok i needa nappy
 
2005-06-20 02:26:26 PM
Jeebus, how bad dumb do you have to farking reek before you are mistaken for a meth lab be to not realize you posted the same thing three times?
 
2005-06-20 02:27:22 PM
Jeebus, how bad do you have to farking reek before you are mistaken for a meth lab?

or a foreign grad student?

/seriously.. they smell
//thread jack over.. you may now continue with repetative goodness!
 
2005-06-20 02:27:27 PM
Jeebus, how many posts will it take for this to not be funny anymore?

/the answer is -2
 
2005-06-20 02:28:51 PM
"Detectives are questioning him to learn more about what might have caused the noxious smell."

The answer to that question would be "ass".
 
2005-06-20 02:30:37 PM
Jeebus, how bad does you meth lab have to reek before it starts smelling like a bum.
 
2005-06-20 02:30:53 PM
I'll take Homeless bum ass for $200, Alex!
 
2005-06-20 02:31:16 PM
Vitaly Chernobyl wanted for questioning.
 
2005-06-20 02:31:54 PM


"Find the man with the terrible smell, and you'll have the culprit." - Cotton Hill
 
2005-06-20 02:32:13 PM
i think there is taco bell in there somewhere
 
2005-06-20 02:34:14 PM
whom ever smelt it... delt it...
 
dly
2005-06-20 02:34:21 PM
[The body is] a marvelous machine...a chemical laboratory, a power-house. Every movement, voluntary or involuntary, full of secrets and marvels!
 
2005-06-20 02:34:25 PM
this smells like a "photoshop the source of the smell in some storage units" contest to me
 
2005-06-20 02:35:57 PM
Raphael: Okay, here's your storage locker, just the way you
left it.
Bob: Thank you, Raphael. Now, this is a ticklish
question, but ...
Raphael:You want to live in the box? Cost you two bucks a
day.
Bob:Oh thank you, kind innkeeper.
Raphael: You gonna wanna wake-up jab? [makes jabbing motion with a broom handle]
Bob:....Please.
 
2005-06-20 02:36:03 PM
I remember seeing an idea (probably on fark) about putting homeless people into 'storage' type accomodation.. you give a homeless dude his own accomodation in a small room like that, it can only do good.. get them off the street, into a communal atmosphere where services can be available (food, basic medical, shelter) etc.. just imagine a big motel, with tiny rooms.. not luxury, but better than a park bench.
 
2005-06-20 02:37:09 PM

A storage unit that I used for a while a few years ago had a problem
with people living in the units, according to the manager.
He told me that they had taken measures to curb the problem but
he did not elaborate...


A year later the place was torn down and now they're building
big expensive condos on the site. I guess the poor b@stards
will have to find another place to live.

 
2005-06-20 02:38:22 PM
Whom ever rhymed it, crimed it!
 
2005-06-20 02:39:52 PM
sounds like my ex-room-mate.
 
2005-06-20 02:40:24 PM
Well that is what happens when you shake the human body. Now put uncle jack down.
 
2005-06-20 02:41:17 PM
scuffer

That was tried in new york city once, in theory you take all the homeless keep them in these sro type enviroments provide them with health and human services.

What the city found out is that... this was a very, very bad idea.
 
2005-06-20 02:47:18 PM
scuffer

I remember seeing an idea (probably on fark) about putting homeless people into 'storage' type accomodation..

Yeah, you could stack 'em 5 high! Better use lot's of air freshener though...
 
2005-06-20 02:56:18 PM
And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
-The Stinky Guy
 
2005-06-20 02:56:54 PM
"Oh God, what's that smell, man?"

"Yeah, a vagrant probably slept in the car. Or used it for a toilet and moved on."

/The Dude abides
 
2005-06-20 03:01:34 PM
In defense of B4le-

Two posts. Slightly different.

But I'm boring myself...
 
2005-06-20 03:12:33 PM
Neil Stephenson unavailable for comment.
 
2005-06-20 03:15:29 PM
Maybe by `meth' they meant `methane'.
/farts & listens to it echo around the storage locker
 
2005-06-20 03:16:44 PM


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2005-06-20 03:29:54 PM
Kinda makes you wonder why coffin hotels havent made their way across the pacific yet.
 
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