So was the Ultimate Question "How many times must a woman stab her disabled boyfriend?"

Seufzer:

So was the Ultimate Question "How many times must a woman stab her disabled boyfriend?"


It's a...it's a...it's a...it's a...it's a...it's a...

Fark. I think you're right.

Seufzer, nooo now the universe will collapse and be replaced with something even weirder

Its comming right at us!

biorhythmist: Was a gun in the one hand?

No. She stabbed him.


/smartass

That'll show him.

Oh stabbing I thought you said Stubing...

defense rests!

Wow, only one more story to complete the psycho girlfriend trifecta, and we're barely into the day yet.

/No honey, I'm not on Fark again!

wait is that cap'n stabbing?

ew

/bad that I even know who that is

Harvey Dent unavailable for comment....

im a dumbass, harvey dent = Two-Face

Arthur Dent unavailable for comment....

He had expressed wishes to die rather than live in that state. She was just following his wishes.

"He back up and ran at me with his wheelchair. Fourty-two times."

You can still get polio?!

Damn, I thought it was wiped out with the Dodo.

Well at least he's got the use of that one hand.
Because without that he'd just be a stump.

SkuzzyMcSkuzz

Polio was wiped out in the States in 1979, but is still found throughout the rest of the world. The guy in question was from out of the country. Luckily, the disease is pretty rare now. 1,170 cases worldwide in 2004.

/For fun semi-extinct disease related reading, read The Demon in the Freezer, by Richard Preston.
//It's about the smallpox virus.
///Countries that have or are trying to acquire unofficial stockpiles of Smallpox, according to Preston:
////Russia, India, France, Pakistan, China, Israel, Iraq (very likely they have it), North Korea, Iran, former Yugoslavia, Cuba (possibly), and Taiwan (possibly).
////Sleep tight.

I guess she was a blood and just found out her boyfriend was a crip.

SOS. I bet she had to pee when the cops came too.

damn good Deadite

Seufzer:

So was the Ultimate Question "How many times must a woman stab her disabled boyfriend?"

You know, I was going to come in and make that joke. But now that I think about it, I'd be sad if no one on Fark made that joke within the Boobiess.

polio, a wheelchair and use of only one hand????

This thread is usele....

Where are the freakin' pictures?!?

they're the ones you've got to watch out for

Sorry for the threadjack, but this little Russian news nugget is too good to pass up (with pics):


Some of the more humorous captions:
"A wet Moscow Lolita has just got out of the fountain"
"Hot Muscovites bathe in public fountains to escape from the summer heat"
"Now here are some schoolgirls who decided to undress and bathe in a
fountain, because it is very hot"

very hot indeed

Dude should'nt have drank the last beer.
Son-of-a-Biatch

You'd think she'd appreciate having someone so handy around the house.

Ramos, 30, of Guatemala was disabled by polio. ???????

Good lord, another indication of why Geldof is doing Live 8. Polio, cholera, diseases that were eradicated in the western world, yet still exist elsewhere. Can any American (or westerner in general) actually accept this?

Another lesson: don't piss off a latina.

Use of only one hand? I dunno, this boyfriend sounds like he could be quite sinister.

There's a hell of a lot of parents these days who will not inoculate their children against polio and other thought-to-be-eradicated diseases. As a result, their kids are as defenseless against smallpox as the first natives that greeted Pizarro.

Her defense, much like her boyfriend, doesn't have a leg to stand on.

I wonder if these parents are without health insurance or are they christian scientists?

An obvious case of self defense. Just ask yourself WWOJD.

/Not a lawyer. Nor do I play one on TV.

offers1999

WWOJD He'd duck before that AC Unit jacked him again...

krovvy

In some cases (smallpox in particular), there isn't a choice. The vaccinations simply aren't available.

BTW, Smallpox vaccines are pretty worthless anyways. The immunity lasts only a good five or six years. There were cases in the sixties and seventies, as the mass immunizations were going on, where people that had had the vaccinations died of smallpox only a couple years after receiving the vaccine.

So really, the vaccines you received as a child for polio, etc, are freagin worthless anyways.

But honestly Your Honor, I did'nt know the knife was loaded!

The wheels of justice slowly turn.

Vaccines are worthless??

I was vaccinated for polio and smallpox way back when in the '50s, and I've never contracted either disease.

I admit that I got hit with that 24 hour Black Death in the '60s, but otherwise I've been relatively disease free.

The worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.

What do you call a prostitute in a wheel chair?
Park and Ride!

How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top

So does that mean a blade in the hand ISN"T worth two in her bush?

/got nothing

He had it comin'!

that vaginal centipedes thing is wonderful. (although to be more accurate i suppose it should probably say free GC checks instead of PC checks).

What, and she didnt handcuff him, duct-tape his arms to his side, break his neck, and superglue all his fingers together in self defense to?

Wow, it was risky not doing that.