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(Cosmiverse)   The water in Afghanistan has erotic powers   ( divider line
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6888 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Apr 2002 at 1:55 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-04-09 01:57:42 PM  
light a candle.
pop in some Lionel Ritchie.
bring in the goat.
2002-04-09 01:57:47 PM  
Boobies... boobies?
2002-04-09 01:57:48 PM  
Naw, it's actually fed from a mercury-tainted well. Just propoganda to try and get Americans to come and drink the water.

-he who stacks pork
2002-04-09 01:58:00 PM  
What no reasearch? I feel dumber for having read that.
2002-04-09 01:58:07 PM  
so, when we hear reports of Bin Laden in that just metaphorical...
2002-04-09 01:58:37 PM  
oh, this is what airport security thought that kid had in his bottle
2002-04-09 01:58:42 PM  
That's why the women keep covered up.
2002-04-09 01:58:47 PM  
Fark... no f!rst po$t... just boobies...
2002-04-09 01:59:17 PM  
But then, John Walker Lindh already knew this.
2002-04-09 02:00:28 PM  
It'd have to be an aphrodesiac for those hairy trolls to get laid (the women, I mean).
2002-04-09 02:00:31 PM  
So does my tap water and I can sell it to you for $29.95 a bottle. Free Shipping!
2002-04-09 02:01:42 PM  
Does this mean there's a Funky Cold Mecca too?
2002-04-09 02:02:53 PM  
Yeah it makes me want to beat and behead my women
2002-04-09 02:03:16 PM  
What are you doing here? Get back to "THE OTHER FARK" forum.
2002-04-09 02:03:45 PM  
Oooh!! Another poorly-researched Cosmiverse link!!

(shatner) Must. Not. Read. Cosmiverse. Links. (/shatner)
2002-04-09 02:04:39 PM  
Yes - Afghani men and women immediately become more attractive when they bath with the water.
2002-04-09 02:06:03 PM  
Overpaid slacker:

(nice username too)
2002-04-09 02:06:13 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
"Uhh yeah, this is genuine Afghani Aphrodesiac Water. Only $99!"
2002-04-09 02:06:53 PM  
LOL Slayerswine

....Funny this article is posted, because I just heard on the radio (CBS) that recent testing of European bottled water, had tell-tale signs of a virus (norwalk(SP?) virus) in the bottles. Basically, this means that human or animal feces has mixed with that expensive euro-water and is getting folks sick. Any euro-farkers hear anything about this? And about Afghan water, the U.S. military there are drinking bottled water solely. Don't want them chasing those sexy, burkha clad afghan chickies.
2002-04-09 02:11:37 PM  
I have an enchanted jockstrap.
2002-04-09 02:12:59 PM  
Maybe this explains why Afghanistan is so farked!

No applause, just throw money (preferably American money)
2002-04-09 02:15:20 PM  
Good news: a dead cert!
Bad news: She's in Kabul
2002-04-09 02:26:20 PM  
I don't know about the water, but pretty much everyone in Kandahar has been farked within the past few months.
2002-04-09 02:27:58 PM  
....with sexy results.
2002-04-09 02:28:18 PM  
Bring on the camels!! Ahmed Abdul-Gerard-Gundahni-Sheepass is getting some tonight. Just a little water to the camel, a little for myself.....
2002-04-09 02:30:09 PM  
So they drink water they masturbate thinking about women dressed in black, oh well, we have ricci
2002-04-09 02:30:42 PM  
"FLA Chickie forced to drink Afghanistan stream water by airport security gets national Fark media attention."
2002-04-09 02:32:39 PM  
And in otehr news....Studies have shown that sex makes me more sexually aroused. Back to you Joe Bob
2002-04-09 02:33:27 PM  
2002-04-09 02:35:20 PM  
Is that the river where all the Afghan men have their monthly orgy? I heard it has white specks flowing in it.
2002-04-09 02:43:17 PM  
no more cosmiverse! none!
2002-04-09 02:44:04 PM  
Make wanton lust, not war.
2002-04-09 02:48:26 PM  
Well that article was certainly a well researched non-waste of my time.
2002-04-09 02:59:34 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Sounds like we will get a lot of American/Afghani's soon.... not unlike after the Vietnam war.

Time for the USA forces to get layed.
2002-04-09 03:09:40 PM  
Jesus farking christ, that Cosmiverse SUCKS ASS.
2002-04-09 03:42:22 PM  
What proof is the water...? Have you seen those "women"
2002-04-09 03:55:12 PM  
Now that's some high quality h20...
2002-04-09 04:03:58 PM  
They are a bit confused here...the article means to say that regular bathing in Kabul...even once a highly erotic.
2002-04-09 04:19:02 PM  
*cough* Placebo effect *cough*

I'm amazed this was even submitted. It's just speculation. Albeit highly one-sided speculation, which is KIND of like evidence.
2002-04-09 04:25:55 PM  
What? So no one's taken a sample and actually analyzed it yet? What's the story?
2002-04-09 08:28:21 PM  
actually, i read on another site about an analysis of the water. it contained a little bit of magic, a little love, and a bunch of opium from the surrounding heroin factories.
2002-04-10 12:57:40 AM  
FLA Chickie has magical erotic properties according to my own privately funded, admittedly skewed scientific research...but at least I didn't send it to Cosmiverse. :0) I wonder if I can get a grant somewhere?
2002-04-10 01:32:29 PM  
It's regarded as a potent aphrodisiac, one of many apparent contradictions in a land where most women are still shrouded in burqas and the whole topic of sex is strictly taboo but never far below the surface.

Who says it makes them horny for women?
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