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2005-06-15 08:30:36 PM
Bellybutton, I appreciate what you say in your last post "Look, i ALWAYS try to be respectful to all people, i just don't think it should be illegal to be stupid and crass."

But sound is different, as others' stupidity comes in my apt. and damages my health, and prospects at a better job.

I dont care what people do to themselves out on the street, what they drive, or say, or look like, as long as it does not come inside. and sound does.
 
2005-06-15 08:32:53 PM
Brade

guess i'm just not biased cause i can sleep through anything,

and no, you are not safe in the suburbs, this problem is everywhere. I grew up in white suburban ohio, and there are tons of kids who are attention hungry. (see above post)

Look, i know it's annoying, i agree whole heartedly, but being an asshat should not be illegal.
 
2005-06-15 08:34:30 PM
"guess i'm just not biased cause i can sleep through anything,"

you are lucky
 
2005-06-15 08:35:13 PM
SomeJerk
Because I love dolphin sandwiches. I think its because I can taste the intelligence.

ROLFicopter! Eating smart animals makes you smarter. Please run for president! You've got my vote.
 
2005-06-15 08:35:29 PM
Bellybutton
Ya I'm very aware of that, thanks...and im sure we have plenty of QUIET black neighborhoods that don't appreciate tejano music being slammed in their ears. (Viva La Rasa)

Point is, It's not about race as you suggested.
 
2005-06-15 08:42:12 PM
True story,

Went out to dinner with my grandmother, and at a redlight this angry-ass white kid pulls up next to us BLARING his crap "SUCK MY D#%K NGGA, FK U NGGA!"

I was kinda embarrassed, i mean for chrissakes, i'm with my 85 year old grandmother! And she even said,"he can get a ticket for that!"

But really, should it be illegal for this guy to make himself look like a total dckhead? Instead we just laughed at him and drove away, end of story.
 
2005-06-15 08:42:52 PM
Ever notice how no-one blasts music that's actually decent?
 
2005-06-15 08:45:29 PM
So_it_goes: I apologize, especially if you were eating something


Don't sweat it. Everyone who posts that gets in my instant ignore forever list. Like that photoshop of the gorilla/girl with pigtails or cat getting flamed on the back of the head. You're just making it easy to pick out the idiots.
 
2005-06-15 08:45:42 PM
gruelurks:

gruelurks [TotalFark]

What we need are hand held EMP's that can be fired at someones car and temporarily disable their electrical.

//would love to stall some of these stupid bass-heads at a light
//is considerate of my car tunes around others
//spits loogies on bass-head cars every chance I get


That hand-held disabler idea is excellent!
When I want to hear someone else's music, I'll ask. If they're pounding it out at huge decibal levels and spent 2 hours in the mirror perfecting their "don't look at me" look, well, not much I can do without risking a beating. The same sort of beatings that already landed them in prison and probably disqualified them from voting (thank God). Then, when they're satisfied with showing their noise off around town, they go back to their crappy apartment or whatever to biatch at the wife at the 3 kids. Oh, and plod around the front yard in a wife beater and sunglasses, looking oh so cool, waiting for their peers to cruise by in vehicles with similar thumping sound systems.
 
2005-06-15 08:49:02 PM
gruelurks:

What we need are hand held EMP's that can be fired at someones car and temporarily disable their electrical.

//would love to stall some of these stupid bass-heads at a light
//is considerate of my car tunes around others
//spits loogies on bass-head cars every chance I get


Translation:

oh how I hate this minor inconvenience! I wish I could break other people's cars from a safe distance away without worrying about retaliation

/people who vandalize others' cars are scum
 
2005-06-15 08:55:19 PM
Now can we go after the loud-ass motorcycles?
 
2005-06-15 08:59:04 PM
I got three tickets for noise violations in a two week span in Wisconsin, and the only thing that happened was that the police who pulled me over shook their heads and walked away, probably laughing their asses off.

/Drove a car with plywood floors, broken windshield, really bad/probably missing exhaust system, one door rusted almost completely off, dents on all sides, and a noise so loud that my neighbors complained that airplanes were flying overhead
//pontiac sun...sunbird? sunfire? not really sure...1985.
///car not impounded, no stereo to remove
 
2005-06-15 09:01:57 PM
derangedlunatech: Ever notice how no-one blasts music that's actually decent?

Hey now. Last time I was home driving my mom's Exploder, my gf could hear me coming from three blocks away. Why? Because I was the only person blaring "She Bop" at ear-bleeding levels.

Ear-bleeding for me. I never WAS able to turn up the volume on a recent Ford car stereo past 15. More wasn't worth three hours of ringing ears.

Yes, I actually wear earplugs to concerts, too. I'm old, I get it. However, just think that in 40-60 years, nursing homes will be full of old men of all colors screaming "Wha'd you say, biatch!" at the nursing staff. Such fun.
 
2005-06-15 09:19:50 PM
FarkmeBlind nursing homes will be full of old men of all colors screaming "Wha'd you say, biatch!"

Farking CLASSIC
You forgot to mention all clustered around a Playstation.
Thanks for the laugh
 
2005-06-15 09:26:13 PM
Obligatory:

 
2005-06-15 09:31:58 PM
Oh no! I actually agree with a Bush!

/kill me now
 
2005-06-15 09:47:12 PM
Bellybutton: You forgot to mention all clustered around a Playstation.

Playing PONG, (which is now the only game they can beat), and lying about their Halo 2 high scores.

I prefer old men who lie about fishing.
 
2005-06-15 09:58:15 PM
Music isn't recorded at comfortable quiet listening levesl. levels. The artists don't record it so you can listen to it on your 3" factory bs. Its meant to be loud. Its f'in played loud.

Just some of us know how to listen to, thats all.

/was just cranking Led Zeppelin "Squeeze Box" while driving home from dinner with a ladyfriend
 
2005-06-15 10:03:26 PM
tre_bumpn

The volume has damaged your brain
"Squeeze Box" is by The Who
 
2005-06-15 10:03:27 PM
ZzeusS
I guess if I'm ignored you won't be reading this but damn. If that's the way you like to be in an online forum I can only imagine the type of dick you are in real life. Here's a hint, don't take life so seriously, because it's a fickle biatch.

/felt the need to defend my somewhat warped sense of humor
 
2005-06-15 10:14:47 PM
TheHappyCanadian:



Yo, Homeboy! Thought you might be interested in this; you know for later in life. When you're as deaf as you are dumb.

Study hard, and good luck!

/do you have enough HTML skillz to post an extended middle finger?
//prolly not
///unhappy motoring
 
2005-06-15 10:38:31 PM
Guido Libido

He knows his car audio, a rather large industry. He also doesn't type with the "Yo Homeboy" attitude, which shows some sort of intelligence. Nobody cares about HTML "skillz" enough to post a middle finger, and you must realize that a grown man (judging by your grumpy behaviour to teenage troublemakers) trying to sound funny by using terms like Homeboy and skillz is just amusing.

A guy having a sound system doesn't make him dumb. Its a hobby. Some may enjoy building a super-duper-fast computer, others like to modify their cars. Then theres just those who like to cry about today's youth.
 
2005-06-15 10:49:07 PM
SwallowTheKnife:

thanks.

also I would like to add that I'm not going to be deaf anytime soon because I wear earguards when I tune my stereo or when I'm at a soundoff (as required)
 
2005-06-15 10:49:26 PM
As long as Sublime is blasting then everythin's okay!
\let the lovin take ahold
 
2005-06-15 10:51:01 PM
chazz mctazz


Somehow I don't see someone with a $5000 car radio having trouble paying a $70 fine.

yah, because nobody buys anything on credit, Cletus. Did the short bus just drop you off at this site?
 
2005-06-15 10:56:58 PM
``Twenty-five feet is absolutely ridiculous. If I sneeze or talk 25 feet away, I should get a ticket, too.''

/survey says! *ding* smartass! #2 answer!
//survey says! *ding* 2 tickets! #1 answer!
 
2005-06-15 11:07:49 PM
I used to live in a long cul de sac and this little illegal in his rice burner would come flying down the street constantly thumpin with his BWAAAAAH exhaust. Well, a few of the neighbors with little kids asked him to slow down, turn it down to no effect; when confronted he would just say FU biatch. So, they called the cops and of course, their was "nothing" they could do... At this point, I was fed up with the little punk myself and since beating the crap out of him would land me in jail I decided to send him a postcard asking him to please tone down and slow down. I also added that that if he didn't I was going to run a quarter down every side of his car and if he still did not get the message I was going to stick an icepick in his gastank with a lit cigarette stuck in a pack of matches a few feet away. Well he was so nice after that. Best 33 cents I ever spent
 
2005-06-15 11:14:27 PM
I've got a great idea, if somewhat rabid:

Let's have a national Shoot a Dipshiat Day every few years. On one day, we simply suspend all laws, and let people inflict vigilante justice on whomever pisses them off. I'd guess that tiny-dicked jerks in boom cars would probably be bullet magnets. Let's face it; whatever rationalization they give to justify their antisocial behavior, the simple truth is that some people are just losers and the only joy in their pathetic lives is bother others. It's about time the other 90% of us who are civilized and considerate hit back once in a while...
 
2005-06-15 11:18:24 PM
i surprise myself when i bump
my solo baric 12" l7 hits soo hard people give me dirty looks, i kind of like the free massage it gives
 
2005-06-15 11:19:50 PM
TheHappyCanadian

Very nice setup. I have an 89 Prelude that I'm working on. Type S components all around, and a couple of MTX 10s in the trunk. It sounds amazing, and even more so on those hot days. I'm a rabid Muse fan; they sound absolutely crazy with a decent system. Get the song Hysteria and blast it on yours.

/Also Canadian
 
2005-06-15 11:28:28 PM
Psycat Let's have a national Shoot a Dipshiat Day every few years

This is exactly what i'm talking about-
Givin the chance for vigilante justice would you
a- go after crackdealers?
b- go after crooked ass politicians?
c- go after wife and child abusers?
d- go after sexual predators?
e- go after theives?

no, the biggest problem is asshats in loud cars.
 
2005-06-15 11:36:02 PM
If anything the cops should be thanking me. My truck's a/c is broken again (god I love ford's) so if I have one of these a-holes blasting rap music next to me I turn up Slayer/Metallica full volume on my stock stero system & drown them out. This also works great for scaring the soccer mom next to you with the religous bumper stickers & if driving threw the ghetto at 2am.

B.t.w don't buy a ford if you live in FL & want a vehicle with working a/c. I have had 2 fords & neither one of them the a/c has worked well.
 
2005-06-15 11:43:06 PM
I'm going to get a super thumper bass system and drive around blasting Frank Sinatra's greatest hits.
 
2005-06-15 11:53:38 PM
Unless you are blastin The Cult's "Electric"; you suck
 
2005-06-16 12:16:16 AM
SomeJerk-
"Florida is weird. I can't blast my car stereo but I can bang two 16 year old girls while eating a dolphin steak sandwich.That is legal right? Because I love dolphin sandwiches. I think its because I can taste the intelligence."

__________________________________________________________
Just as your name implies, you are a jerk. Florida doesn't serve "dolphin" sandwiches as in FLIPPER retard. IT's not a mammal, it's a FISH and it's also known as a bull dolphin fish I believe or MAHI MAHI. Just correcting your ignorance.
 
2005-06-16 12:25:47 AM
holy shiat, i live in lucas county!!
 
2005-06-16 12:25:56 AM
The last three people I shot in traffic had their ghetto blaster going.......

/wondering if there's a connection
 
2005-06-16 12:26:39 AM
I defy anyone to live in SoCal for six months and be aurally tortured by farkin' POLKA MUSIC at every stoplight - hell, every time you set foot out your front door - without seriously considering buying a Homeland Security buckknife and runing off to join the Minutemen.

/Ticket?!? How 'bout a one-way ticket south?
 
2005-06-16 12:29:51 AM
also, this is probably one of the most useful gadgets i've ever posessed driving around in this city:

http://www.afrotechmods.com/cheap/jammer/jammer.htm

radio jammer. instant silence!
 
2005-06-16 12:35:01 AM
Bellybutton:

"no, the biggest problem is asshats in loud cars."

Not quite--I just picked them as a specific example due to this topic thread. I don't care if somebody is a car-stereo enthusiast; if they want to drive down a country road far from other people with their stereo blasting, more power to 'em. On the other hand, if somebody drives through a residential neighborhood at 3AM with bass that can be felt three blocks away, it's obvious that their behavior has less to do with music appreciation, and more to do with being an antisocial asshole.

I'm actually a very tolerant person in many ways. As long as another person is reasonably civil, I really don't give a damn about their race, religion, socioeconomic class, sexual orientation, lifestyle, or anything like that. If they're nice to me, I'd even consider them a potential friend--and I do have a large, diverse group of friends whose common characteristic is that they're decent, considerate people.

On the other hand, there is one group of people I simply cannot tolerate--and they're the only ones, IMHO, that really deserve to be disliked in general. It's the small percentage of people who basic purpose in life is to bother other people--call them assholes, biatches, jerks, criminals, thugs, robber barons, psychos, whatever. In an ideal world, they'd all be exiled from civil society--or shot with extreme prejudice. It really sucks that the 90% or so of us who can get along peacefully have to put up with crap from the 10% who have serious personality disorders.
 
2005-06-16 01:16:07 AM
Psycat put up with crap from the 10% who have serious personality disorders.

Judging from all the pharmecutical sales,
I'd say it's WAY above 10%

I feel ya,....
 
2005-06-16 04:02:34 AM
WakeHound:

If you flash your brights (at night) at a light, it will probably change. You'll notice a strob light on the top of most emergency vehicles, that's how they get the lights to change faster.


Urban legend. A buddy of mine works for the company contracted by the state to do installations on all the emergency vehicles. I went to meet him for luch one day and there as a Highway Patrolman sitting there waiting for his car to get the strobe installed. I asked him about the brights trick and he couldn't stop laughing. The strobe actually strobes faster than a person could ever make their brights flash. The brights trick does nothing, unless you're in an area where there's cameras on the lights and they don't like excessive use of high beams, in which case you get a hefty ticket.
 
2005-06-16 04:46:11 AM
Oh, and just for good measure:

 
2005-06-16 05:52:13 AM
My favs are the ghetto bunnies with the factory stereos who have them maxed out, killing what is left of the speaker.

I'll jam on the interstate, but damn, if it's 2am and I'm on my way home through a neighborhood I turn it down. That behavior is rude.

There was a case...I think it was in MD or NorVa...where some kids were repeat offenders to a noise ordinance. The judge gave them 48 hours in jail, and they had to listen to something like Barry Manilow for the whole time. Pretty amusing.

Best revenge on this; there was a section 8 duplex down the street from us (one side wasn't, the other side was full on section 8 with gov't cheese and all). The renter's son, who was around 30, would sit out in his car constantly and blow the cones out of his stock escort stereo. He received a bunch of tickets, it didn't phase him. Lots of neighbors filed noise violations, this asshat couldn't take the clue that sitting in your car at 3am listening to The Notorious Dead Nig at full vol wasn't cool....the 200.00 fines he paid 2 times in one month didn't phase him. After listening to that shiat for the last damn time I went to work and guess who I see applying for a job. I asked him about it, he said that he needed this job since he lost his bennies the week before. It was 2 weeks later before the city evicted him. Never did get the job, I think someone shredded his app. *whistles*
 
2005-06-16 08:28:01 AM
Hey GoSurfing
"Just as your name implies, you are a jerk. Florida doesn't serve "dolphin" sandwiches as in FLIPPER retard. IT's not a mammal, it's a FISH and it's also known as a bull dolphin fish I believe or MAHI MAHI. Just correcting your ignorance."

Its a joke that even your precious dolphins would get. Go love your sister.
 
2005-06-16 10:26:53 AM
Woo! Woo!





/2003
 
2005-06-16 11:59:26 AM
Don't forget the farking asshats who tweak their precious motorcycle pipes to rip your ears off with an excruciating roar.

Jackasses. Grrrr.
 
2005-06-16 05:58:21 PM
Good god, some of you are old farts.

Play it loud. Who cares? Stop being a whiny baby and share the rest of the outside world with everyone else. It's not for your entertainment, its for mine. Just deal with it for the .5 seconds that I spend next to your car and get on with your life. And start using rogaine because you're going bald too.

Don't like to hear my music? Get a better stereo and turn it up. I certainly cant hear your Yanni over my mars volta.
 
2005-06-16 06:05:13 PM
Also, I love how people biatch about personal freedoms being eroded away, but when its something that irritates them they support it. It's f'ing music people and its not that loud when you are in motion. Playing it in a resdential neighborhood in your driveway - yes, thats total a$$holish stuff. But just driving around? For christ sakes, can anyone play a stereo loud anywhere anymore without people being total asses about it? I turn mine down at every single red light and turn it right back up when its green. Maybe I should just leave it up from now on since so many people think spending money on that is "moronic".
 
2005-06-16 08:00:18 PM
I'll turn my music down when Libertarians STFU.
 
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