What happens in Dreamland, stays in Dreamland.

Dreamworld ?

/thinks glenn will probably win

And people wonder why I don't watch TV. (Yeah, I know this ia Australian TV, but the principle is the same.)

much better linkage here and here

Michelle is a topless waitress... hmm.

I know it's a slow, lazy Sunday when I see that headline and say to myself "WTF? What does Winston Smith and 1984 have to do with Big Bro... oh, now I get it."

"In the early hours of Saturday morning, it looks like Glenn and Michelle took their relationship to another level," said David Brown, a spokesman for production company Endemol Southern Star.

Got to love spokespeople. If the "In the early hours.." or "to another level" part didn't get you laughing, the fact that they think we actually care and need details, will.

sex0r for teh win!

My penis is always at "another level" every morning

Big Brothel

haha

Nine months from now we'll hear how the dingo ate her baby.

"It is Big Brothel money and sex. It is bottom-of-the-barrel television. We don't need it at all, but especially not on prime-time TV."

stupid puns make spokespeople look stupid.

Yet another example of people getting their knickers in a twist over nothing. It's just sex, people! They aren't killing each other on live TV, but oh yeah, I forgot... that wouldn't bother you as much. Idiots.

Ew, she looks creepy.

and htf are 5-12 year olds watching this? Are their parents too busy playacting the show in their bedroom?

The show - in any country - sucks...

I read the whole article, waiting for the part where he screams "Put the rat cage mask on her! PUT THE RAT CAGE MASK ON HER!!!" but I never found it.

Oh, I see. Sex on TV. "Toxic TV". Nice to know sex is considered just as evil in Australia as here in the U.S.

Survey figures show thousands of children, aged five to 12, have been watching the adults-only Big Brother Uncut at 9.40pm on Mondays, where sexual antics are on show.

Other survey figures show thousands of parents, aged 19 to 45, have been shirking their responsibilities as parents or else don't care and therefore aren't represented by the howling morals police.

None the rest of the world can see what we (US) have to put up with. I LAUGH AT ALL OF YOU!

It would have been better if he gave her the tony danza.

Definitely trashTV

We should form one of those parent witchunt groups

***wonders if Big Brother placed a camera in her hoo-ha ***

Notice the huge golden mullet on that guy. Apparently Australia is suffering from a mullet epidemic. Maybe they should have thought about how his horrible haircut would affect children first, instead of the less obvious sex in a bathtub.

In my personal opinion...

Who the fark cares? I'm just surprised this hasn't happened sooner. You get a bunch of young people, liquored up, in one place they can't leave, and of course someone's going to bang someone else. I dare say that that was the *reason* why the producers set up the situation.

I personally don't watch "reality" TV, [ not that I watch much at all...fark's more fun than most TV ]. That there are a bunch of fundamentalists getting all up in arms just proves that they neglect to remember the golden rule of TV: If you don't like it, try pushing the "off" button.

Yeesh. Let's have some reasonable people out there for a change.

skinink
***wonders if Big Brother placed a camera in her hoo-ha ***

Yes, they did, as a matter of fact. Here's a screencap:

don't know about the face, but she has big cans!

Oh no, they had teh heterosexual sex!! They should be boycotted! Everyone know sex is the devil. It's a little known fact that God orginally planned on making teh human race entirely out of clay and ribs, but Adam and Eve got busy under the apple tree first.

Survey figures show thousands of children, aged five to 12, have been watching the adults-only Big Brother Uncut at 9.40pm on Mondays, where sexual antics are on show.

I would lay the blame on the parents letting their kids watch it than the show itself.

/Personal responsa-what?
//lifted from anoter Farker

Well done Clavis. You owe me one keyboard.

BB Trifecta??

Looks like that tub is full of vomit in the black and white photo.

She's obviously not a member of the Junior Anti-Sex league then.

This thread is useless.......... ahhh forget it.

what the hell is a winston smith?
/doesn't watch that shiat.

Clavis owes me ANOTHER keyboard.

Dr. Zoidberg: read 1984.

yyrkoon, as much as we would all like to blame the US for unleashing this abomination of a tv-concept on the world, that particular honor actually goes to the Netherlands.
And the world has known about it for some time now - they even had en Arabic Big Brother.

read it many years ago. Thanks for the reminder. Still don't see how it relates to sex in a bathtub, don't much care either, come to think of it.

Since when were there so many christian "pro-family" groups outside the U.S.? I thought we were the hub for the crazies.

I am certainly on board with a reality show with a reality show titled 'Big Brothel'.

/nice clavis. Well played.

Last Sunday's evictee, Michael, created the first wave of bad publicity when he dropped his pants during Uncut.

Showing that he, also, was uncut...

"April the 4th, 1984. To the past, or to the future. To an age when thought is free. From the Age of Big Brother, from the Age of the Thought Police, from a dead man... greetings."

From this article...

Gold Coast City Councillor Rob Molhoek, a senior elder at the Southport Church of Christ, called on Ten to cancel the show. "The show is pushing the boundaries," he said.

From the "nude ballet" article a few entries down on the main page...

Gold Coast city councillor Rob Molhoek, who is also the convenor of elders at Southport Church of Christ, said there was no difference between the show and a "nudie bar"

Man, that guy gets around!

"They put together hormonally charged kids in a hothouse and plied them with alcohol.


good times, good times

He stabbed himself in the chest in front of her? No... that's the "ol' Elliott Smith".

Sexcrime!

Or, as The Eurythmics would put it, "S-S-S-S-Sex,Sex, S-Sex Crime, Crime, Cr-Cr-Cr-Crime"

I wish I had the power and funds to hunt down and physically kill every single person who trots out the old "you owe me one keyboard" bullshiat. You're mind-numbingly unfunny and unimaginative.

You know how the Parents Television Council (or whatever that group's name is) puts together the list of 'worst' (meaning sexiest) TV? They must pay people to watch and rate trashy TV. Yeah, that would be a good job..

/nothing

For those of you who are interested... Yes... You... The guy in the back wearing the trenchcoat and gumboots...
WMP Video

Kind of looks like a trailer for pr0n....
"Coming up after the break, I'm going to impersonate a pig on a spit...."

"You have got to be kidding me!"
-- Doctor Who in the Big Brother diary room

Better than getting the ole Buddy Baxterman or even a Samuel Fripperstein.