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(Weekly World News)   The picture that the White House doesn't want you to see: Dick Cheney in a speedo   ( divider line
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2005-06-12 11:01:30 AM  
"F@#% off, ho!"
2005-06-12 11:30:08 AM  
I couldn't help notice that the linked article doesn't actually show the pic. Anyone?
2005-06-12 11:35:25 AM  
Hehehehehehee that was funny.

Dr. Rosenrosen:

I couldn't help notice that the linked article doesn't actually show the pic. Anyone?

Do you really want to see the pic? I don't.
2005-06-12 11:45:37 AM  
And people say the government isn't looking out for us.
2005-06-12 12:08:57 PM  
Oh come on! We need a pic here! We can handle it. We are brave Farkers with strong stomachs!

Looking at a face shot of Cheney's smug little triangular smile is not the same somehow.
2005-06-12 12:17:21 PM  
"The last time I saw saddlebags like that was on an old Gunsmoke rerun on the cowboy channel."

2005-06-12 02:05:06 PM  
"I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of material I understand to be embraced within that shorthand description; and perhaps I could never succeed in intelligibly doing so. But I know it when I see it."

--Potter Stewart, Jacobellis v. Ohio
2005-06-12 02:25:21 PM  
Scary tag. Good.

Weeners tag would be bad.

No picts for you. No Speedo. No photos of Cheney advertisments for Viagra.

*** Move along ... Move along, nothing to see here ***
j z
2005-06-12 03:43:45 PM  
I assume that the WWN is paying for these links. I would hate to think that someone actually chooses to green light this crap.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2005-06-12 03:43:53 PM  
The picture that has "clothe him!" written all over it. It was obvious that the decision to go swimming had already been made, and the fashion was being fixed around the policy.
2005-06-12 03:44:20 PM  
I guess Weekly World News doesn't want us to see it either.
2005-06-12 03:45:17 PM  
The tyrant's in his pants!
2005-06-12 03:45:44 PM  
What the fark is this?!
2005-06-12 03:47:10 PM  
WTF, that fark headline led me to believe i'd be spewing rib chunks, but there was no pic of him in a speedo. WTF?!?!
2005-06-12 03:47:53 PM  
I prefer the phrase, "Orange rind behind" over, "cottage cheese thighs". Just more lyrical.
2005-06-12 03:49:32 PM  

Your search - dick cheney speedo - did not match any documents.

- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
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- Try more general keywords.
- Try fewer keywords.

2005-06-12 03:50:09 PM  
This thread is just fine without pics.
2005-06-12 03:50:59 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

I bet it's an amazing picture, judging from another, older one.
2005-06-12 03:52:05 PM  
You people seem to be oddly... disappointed.
2005-06-12 03:53:25 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Kerry == NOT impressed
2005-06-12 03:55:09 PM  
This thread is quite fine without pics!
2005-06-12 03:55:52 PM  
Those pictures give "don't tread on me" a whole new meaning.

/thread has caught teh gay
2005-06-12 03:55:56 PM  
sorry fish, didn't see it, but it bears repeating.
2005-06-12 03:58:12 PM  
id pay to hear him say "fark off, ho"
2005-06-12 03:58:24 PM  
The headline should read: "The picture YOU don't want to see . . ."
2005-06-12 03:58:28 PM  
[image from too old to be available] If he's weagin his speedos in that we can't bloody see them! Photoshop anyone?
2005-06-12 03:58:43 PM  
/scratches head, completely bewildered.
2005-06-12 03:59:10 PM  
So this crap gets the greenlight but nothing about the Tyson fight?

/yeah I know, I'm one badass threadjacker
2005-06-12 04:01:46 PM  
id pay to hear him say "fark off, ho"

Dean needs to use tougher language when talking about the GOP.
It's going to be hard to top...
"fark off, ho"
2005-06-12 04:03:14 PM  
"Cheney's the nominee in '08" - Bob Woodward
"Cheney suffers cardiac arrest in '09" - The Swiss Navy
2005-06-12 04:09:01 PM  
Somehow, Cheney's cellulite must be Clinton's fault. I'm sure of it.
2005-06-12 04:10:35 PM  
What, no Pic's of him lay pool side at the white house, wearing his speedo's and Jeff Gannon rubbing sun tan oil all over him?
2005-06-12 04:11:14 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

clinton == not impressed either
2005-06-12 04:18:43 PM  
Who are these people who devote time and energy towards photoshopping Presidential sausage?

/Freud surrenders
2005-06-12 04:18:53 PM  
Now we know why Bat Boy is always screaming.
2005-06-12 04:19:57 PM  
Neither Clinton is impressed:

[image from too old to be available]
2005-06-12 04:21:41 PM  
Barbara Bush in 3...2...
2005-06-12 04:22:36 PM  
Anyone have a safe-for-lunch pic?
2005-06-12 04:23:29 PM  
argg!! every image I try to post makes it to preview and then as soon as I post it the link gets broken...I give up!!
2005-06-12 04:23:32 PM  
Now we know why Bat Boy is always screaming.

2005-06-12 04:25:33 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

open wide :-D
2005-06-12 04:29:18 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
/bush still AWOL
2005-06-12 04:32:50 PM  

Reminds me of that episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" where Larry gets into the argument with one of Cheryl's friends or someone like that over a bulge that magically appeared in his pants when he sat down. Larry kept claiming that it was just the material his pants were made of, she thought otherwise. I think that was the gyst of it, can't remember because I don't get HBO anymore.
2005-06-12 04:36:53 PM  
axid - i don't get HBO either anymore but i do remember an episode of Drew Carey with a similar plot...
2005-06-12 04:37:29 PM  

What's even better about that episode is Larry then has Jeff's dog come sit on his lap. The dog jumps off when Jeff's wife comes into the room, and the first thing she notices is the bulge in his pants. Angry, Larry gets up to go the the restroom. The dog is in there, and jumps up and bites Larry right in Mr. Happy.

Later he finds himself in the waiting room of the ER with his wife, awaiting treatment for the dog bite to his penis. Cheryl is asking what happens and Jeff proceeds to mention how earlier Larry had a boner from the dog sitting on his lap.

Curb Your Enthusiasm is by far one of the funniest shows I've ever seen in my life.
2005-06-12 04:50:52 PM  
Shrugging Atlas
Oh man, I forgot that part!
/forgets details a lot
//wait, where am I?! How did I get here?!
2005-06-12 04:58:49 PM  
That's a good way to get hits: advertise a picture that nobody wants to see, and then don't show it to them.
2005-06-12 04:59:24 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2005-06-12 05:03:24 PM  
Wow, alf got nuked? Sorry mods, I thought that was at least as SFW as anything else in this thread. =\
2005-06-12 05:06:07 PM  
Didn't we do this same story a few months ago?

I know we did, because that image is still burned into my brain.
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