Too bad the murdering whore didn't die.

RagingLeonard: Too bad the murdering whore didn't die.

Wow, who pooped in your cornflakes this morning?

The posted story says she got a rental car, while the Key West Citizen says she got a ride from the No. 2 cop in town 50 miles to Key West.
http://www.keysnews.com/283509940517210.bsp.htm

StrikitRich:

I guess enabling HTML would have been a good idea, but the thought of Janet Reno rear-ending someone must have blurred my mind.

Can we say, "Stap-On?"

wow

I think a PS contest is brewing...

Can we say, "Stap-On?"

We can, but wouldn't that just be jibberish?

The first time I saw Will Farrell dressed like Janet Reno, I nearly choked on my drink, then I didn't stop laughing for an hour.

Reno 911.

That's a wonderful mental image, skinink! Thanks for turning my stomach.

Still driving the same truck?

Guess burning babies to death and deporting infants doesn't pay too well after all.

I blame Clinton.

"Whatever happens in Reno, stays in Reno.


/Not sure what that means, except it probably doesn't involve a condom."

I was in Reno one time. Loosest slot there is!

Wow, you are a moran, I'm_a_moran.

So what exactly is Reno known for smart azz? Oh yeah forgot; The Spazz!

*sighs is relief*

I thought this was boobies link ;)

You mean she's not Americas' favorite butch?

Bravo submitter *golf clap*

RagingLeonard

I thought after 5 years of John Ashcroft and the Bush administration people like you had softened thier stance on government abuse of power.

/feh

RagingLeonard: Too bad the murdering whore didn't die.

wow, I knew this would be a sore topic with Fark's Branch Davidians...

No Moshing! Stop Moshing!

soooooooooo..no ticket for driving without due care and attention.

all hail the supreme ruler and his biatch,,janet reno. or is the ricer his favorite now.

yeah like you never crashed your car while gettin a blowjob

I agree. Reno + Florida Keys + Gay Pride Week = Trolling for chix.

hexane wins.
"Reno 911" its genius is in its simplicity.

No one is going to believe this, but it's true.

A few years back (beer=bad memory), I saw Janet Reno, in her red pickup. She was headed west, on interstate 60, about 15 miles east of Los Angeles. She was in the fast-lane with a police-type flashing red light inside her windshield.

She was moving faster than the flow of traffic and other drivers were changing lanes to get out of her way.

A couple of days later, I saw that she was at the Academy Awards.

Just the idea of her road-trip (from Florida?)to get to the Oscars; someone should make a movie about that.

theeagle: soooooooooo..no ticket for driving without due care and attention.

who gets a ticket for rear-ending someone?

its not the smartest thing to do with your car, but unless your rear-ending was the result of speeding or driving drunk, it's not illegal.

who gets a ticket for rear-ending someone?

Bear Toy after a beer?

Doesn't she have a neurological disorder, along with a tendency to black out and lose conciousness (she did this during a speech a few years ago, I recall)?

Why then, is she driving?

Of course, her neurological disorder might be early stage or minor, and her pass-out might have been from the flu or something. Then she would be fine to drive, IMO.

"You, sit on my finger."

Nuke Laloosh

who gets a ticket for rear-ending someone?

its not the smartest thing to do with your car, but unless your rear-ending was the result of speeding or driving drunk, it's not illegal.


huh? please tell me you don't have a valid driver's license. please.

Thank God her face wasn't damaged.

All I have to say is that Janet Reno is an idiot and a public relations nightmare, but that whacko cult in Waco got what was coming to them for murdering a bunch of cops.

All of you, back off Janny.

She's one hot piece of snapper and I'd crawl up in her
hatchet wound like a tick.

You know you want some.

Too bad the murdering whore didn't die.

Sounds like there are still Branch Dividian - Ruby Ridge foilhat wearers on fark. The latter happened under Bush 1. The former action was justified; the Koresh followers were a bunch of Christian fundamentalist terrorists who set their own compound on fire.

Rear-ending someone is failure to control speed, and is an automatic ticket.

Except for her, of course. Any cop who gives her a ticket is threatening his own job.

My friend is the cop who gave her the ride to Key West, she rented a car when she got there. Left her bumper in Marathon...

Something else that is funny is that the other person who had a seperate accident in Marathon that day was William Farrell.

Keep that woman away from Stages, AND Cars.

She's one hot piece of snapper and I'd crawl up in her
hatchet wound like a tick.


EEEeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Murdering whore is a nice name compared to what she did at Waco.

/not a 7th day adventist