Wow...at 11 I had just, JUST started understanding the wonder of online porn (1993). Seeing a pair of breasts was still pretty new, let alone oral sex. I probably knew what it was then, but again, only through porn.

personally i just couldn't get past the rampant idiocy of the "reduce you debt" ad..

My brother is 11. I don't even know if he knows what oral sex is, let alone how many partners he has had. He's more interested in the weight of his baseball bat (26 oz.) than having some chick go down on him.

parents should be more upset that their 11 year olds are having oral sex than someone asks them about it.

/2

The music teens and pre-teens favor also pumps hormones into a rage.

A causal relationship between music and hormones? Bring on da science.

im gonna go out on a limb and call bullS*** on buckshot

The internet was about in 93 but didn't get going till a few years later.... 94/95 it started becomming available to the masses..... so at 11 years old how exactly did you get on the internet?

in fact I bet the only pair you saw at 11 was in national geo!..... just like the rest of us!

del_ctrl_alt

I had a shell account from netcom.com in 1993 (ahhh memories).

Porn was available in alt.binaries and the great perl script aub was around to download it all for you.

I had been using BBS's since 86 or so and downloaded my fair share of ascii 'arty' pics.... (was about 12 at the time)

just wondered thats all.... no doubt that it was available but it was just the way the post was worded that made it sound like 'online porn' was like the widespread easy to find(in fact hard to not find!!!) pics that we have today.

Ahhhh the golden days of pRoN. BBS's and IRC were the shiat. My friends and I would trade boxes of floppy disks full of pics. Back when you had no clue WTF you were d/ling, just happy you were getting something.

Last month, my 6-year-old grandson came off the school bus with a bemused expression on his face. A first-grade girl took panties out of her backpack and passed them around to all the boys. Perplexed, my grandson said, "I don't know why she did that."

This kid is obviously an idiot. I remember when I was 6 years old and a cute girl coyly showed me her panties in gym class. It was the happiest day of my elemtary education. It didn't require any farking explanation.

err.. elementary, sherlock

del_ctrl_alt,

You are partially correct good sir. However, keep in mind, I was on Prodigy (early AOL soon after) when I was 7, in 1989, and my Dad was a BBS user before that. So we were very early adopters to anything web related.

BUT, yes, I was 11. It wasn't like I'd just hop online and check porn like we all do now. Dad's playboys were still far easier. But a friend of mine, his brother was a few years older, and began to amass an archive of "hidden" (ie, renamed in strange directories) porn files - that yes, he probably downloaded from newsgroups, but there were around 50 known web servers by January 1993 as well. It did enough to spark our interest. I mean, holy crap, free hardcore sex? WOW!

Between January and October of 1993 (and this would have been later 1993 for me), HTTP servers went from 50 to 200 known, and WWW traffic went from 0.1% to 1.0%. 1993 was a big year for the web, it was the transition point for it going really "mainstream," so to speak. It was naturally far harder to find said porn though - free porn didn't abound like it does today, naturally.

11, jfk was pres, 2 years before he was shot, i was addicted to my 6" telescope, found a pile of playboys in the woods once..visited it a couple of times befor it rained mostly a nerdy little kid

del_ctrl_alt:

im gonna go out on a limb and call bullS*** on buckshot

The internet was about in 93 but didn't get going till a few years later.... 94/95 it started becomming available to the masses..... so at 11 years old how exactly did you get on the internet?

in fact I bet the only pair you saw at 11 was in national geo!..... just like the rest of us!

Uhm, HELLO Bulletin Board Systems!! I was seeing naked boobies online and 'photoshoping' Kathy Ireland to be topless way back in eight grade. I graduated H.S. in 1995 do the math. Seriously, I would d/l five pictures in one day on my 2800baud modem and think it was awesome when I got Gif files of a nearly naked babe that was 640x480!!! Oh, and those five pictures only took about three hours to d/l.

There was a lot of pron in the early days of the intra-web.

Here's another disturbing thing that correllates:

I had a friend in H.S. who's little 13 year old brother got another girl pregnant, and they got married when they were old enough...she was 13 as well...scary.

Oral sex indeed.

what happened to you free thinking sexually open Farker? you are acting like moral absolutists.

Remember everyone, It takes a village..

Music videos show graphic scenes of intercourse and oral sex at a rate of 93 per hour.

Are you sure it was a music video... are you sure it wasn't porn? Clearly me and this statdonkey have very different definitions of "graphic". Nothing like meaningless stats to rouse up the masses. Won't somebody please think of the children... and how much they enjoy the oral sex. Do you want to be the one to take that away from them?

This thread is worthless without pics.

/aisle seat

antoverlord, did you know that over 68% of all statistics are made up?

I always tell my 11-year old not to suck any cocks on the way to the bathroom.

I blame N.W.A.

/...suck my d*ck and I'll eat your p*ssy!

I was 11 in 1976. We were pretty much relegated to the Sears catalog and if we were lucky, a dog-eared Playboy. I was an 'early-adopter' of the oral-sex in my peer group, but it had yet to be imagined when I was 11.

So... how many have they had?

Its not so much 11 year olds are having oral sex, but the real question is, what is the ratio of spit/swallow?

I wasn't even masturbating at 11. What in Shabranigdo's name do these farking kids eat these days?

There was a survey once that said some really high figure of high school seniors answered yes to whether or not they have participated in "golden showers". It turns out that most didn't know what a golden shower really was and answered yes thinking it meant showering/bathing together with a boyfriend/girlfriend.

so it is likely an 11 year old think oral sex is mouth/mouth kissing of some kind

When I was about 11 there was a girl who would chase me around the playground trying to kiss me. I ran away.

If I could only go back in time and smack some farking sense into my idiot self...

school asks 11-year old students how many oral sex partners they've had

do their teachers count?

/just sayin'

I second the boobies on the BBS thing. When I was 11 ('92) I would hook into the BBS daily and download the pics. Heh. Great stuff. Needless to say porn has been apart of my life for a while now. Also needless to say...I am a loser. Anyway.

-IR

the kids should've said "depends what your definition of 'is' is."
apparently this works

I got my 11 year old porn from the vehicles being used to build a highway near my house (1984-87; I was 13 in 1987). Those mexicans were reliable in putting them underneath the seats of the tractors.

A nice thing about growing up in the country was that I played with breasts by age 10, and experienced the sweet and holy area not long after. Nothing better than ponds hidden in Trees... Good times.

Too bad I wasn't sure what to do with the sweet and holy area until I was 14.

Programmer Cat: What in Shabranigdo's name do these farking kids eat these days?

Lots and lots of pussy:

just love trying to explain viagra and now condom commercials to my seven year old.

/feeling like an old fart, but sheesh.

That's it, I give up. 11 year olds are getting BJs and I have to pay girls to tough it.

Osama wants your kids to have oral sex... are you going to stand for it? Make sure you vote Republican in 2006. Do it for the children.

/Support Equal Rights for All Americans

2005-06-10 01:31:45 PM brap

Eureaka! I may finally be able to get rid of that gross of "My Son Gives the Best Head at George Washington Elementary" bumperstickers I ordered in an get-rich-quick-fueled K-hole.

Ah, brap. Just when I think you can't get any funnier, you knock one out of the park.

I've had Zero. Is that a good or bad thing? I guess it is a good thing cause it doesn't burn when I pee.

President Clinton was unavailable for comment on the controversey.

Not just shrews in Shrewsbury?

I meant touch it, but tough it may work in some circles

Jeffy Jeff:

When I was about 11 there was a girl who would chase me around the playground trying to kiss me. I ran away.

If I could only go back in time and smack some farking sense into my idiot self...

Argh. Me too... :(

My 7 year old came home to tell me that she had sex that day in school. After I woke up from the shock induced coma, I discovered a boy had kissed her on the cheek.

/agrees with junge altman