ew!

Aw, man...

Madonna wears underwear?

I wonder if she likes her salad tossed? I'd have to guess that she's into roughage...

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Does anyone even like/listen to Madonna anymore?

bouillabaisse ( P ) Pronunciation Key (by-bs, bly-bs)
n.
1) A highly seasoned stew made of several kinds of fish and shellfish.
2) A combination of various different, often incongruous elements: a bouillabaisse of special interests.

/I get jokes!

A bouillabaisse, no doubt, with lots of crabs.

Pre-worn, eh? I guess that's better than her post-worn underwear.

P.S. Bouillabaisse looks pretty nasty.

That was l'horrible. Vraiment horrible.

now those are some old panties!

pre-worn? As in she didn't wear it. So its underwear that really has nothing to do with her. This guy paid a thousand pounds for a fresh pair of hanes-her-ways?

What a farking brain surgeon.

For some reason I think it may be easier to extract a Hollandaise sauce.

DHEC should be called in with hazmat suits to pick them up. They should incinerate them

smookyfufu, is there is testicle on the right of that bowl?

A testicle from one of those guys on Alien Nation?

Waiter, my clam's a little, well, dry.

Render them down with a little white wine.

P.S. Bouillabaisse looks pretty nasty.

Legal Seafoods, preferrably on the warf in Boston MA makes the BEST. You have got in there lobster, crab, shrimp, sweet clambs, mussles, scallops etc.

For the seafood lover it is DELICIOUS! I am now hungry and drool is running down my chin. My dad, who is a lobsterman off of the Mass coast just brought out the first load of traps for the new fishing season! Bring on the summertime seafood feast! :)

How did goldenpalace.com miss out on this treasure?

Bouillabaisse? What a waste of a perfectly good hat.

Heh. Joke's on them. Madonna is actually a man.

Nastiest. Headline. Evar.

This thread is easy to vomit to.

gorevital

Exactly! Nasty. Women's underwear and shellfish don't belong together. Period.

/Oh no neither does period! (gag)

MorningBreath


A thousand pounds? A thousand pounds of what? I hope it is feathers, because a thousand pounds of brick would be too heavy.

1000 pounds sterling. The UK still uses its original currency, the pound, instead of the Euro.

Programmer Cat

Um - fairly certain MorningBreath's post was a joke.

At least I hope it was.

Programmer Cat

You must be a HOOT at parties.

Emma V

Um - fairly certain MorningBreath's post was a joke.

At least I hope it was.

I'm fresh out of catnip, so it's hard for me to tell.

Waiter! Waiter! There's a bearded clam in my bouillabaisse.

Did someone say "Bouillabaisse-Ball?"

halfof33

You must be a HOOT at parties.

Only party I ever attended was my wedding. Luckily for me there were only 20 guests; I would have been stone broke otherwise.

Can her panties do any other tricks? Fetch the paper? Sit, shake hands, beg?

submitter wins the intarweb for this week.

/golf clap
//oh, and slashies

woodstock

I'm with you. It's great.

/obvious

I thought trafficking in Haz-Mat was illegal......

now that's just foul

Programmer Cat
The UK still uses its original currency

The denarius, you mean?

/glad we don't use the euro
//rest of Europe going to hell in a handbasket
///Italy should have stuck to the denarius

Hmm... an american bought it, not a Japanese dude? ...strange...

Programmer Cat

"Only party I ever attended was my wedding."

Aw come on, you are pulling my leg, what are you, a hermit?

uggh. that was nasty.