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(Some Guy)   Bread addictive and dangerous for health   ( ) divider line
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4115 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Apr 2002 at 12:06 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-04-07 12:09:00 AM  
1 st comment?
2002-04-07 12:09:46 AM  
2002-04-07 12:09:53 AM  
yey! 1st comment, you can't see it right now but i'm scratching my tooth and making it seem naughty.
2002-04-07 12:10:09 AM  
I've got a theory about how regular fark articles have been PURPOSELY sucking ass lately to entice people to join Fark.. This is just more evidence.
2002-04-07 12:10:35 AM  
go atkins diet. i dropped the christmas 20 via steak, eggs, bacon, beef jerky. ate like a lion. mm mm good.
2002-04-07 12:10:38 AM  
Bread? You mean the band of the same name?
2002-04-07 12:10:53 AM  
damn we've got a dedective, thanks axias
2002-04-07 12:11:40 AM  
Uh yeah, TOTALFARK.. of course this correction will be like post 50, because of all the lame ass biatches trying to get 'Boobies!'. Get a life, and then share it with me. hahaha.
2002-04-07 12:13:18 AM  

Remember, there are three kinds of lies:

Damn Lies
2002-04-07 12:13:25 AM  
Man, I'm out of herb 3 days now and I'm getting edgy. My freaking temper just seems to be on a really short fuse. Anyone ever experience this?
2002-04-07 12:14:11 AM  
this is the oldest link I have ever seen on Fark, or any other blog for that matter... WTF? Wasn't this in the bible or some shiat?
2002-04-07 12:14:34 AM  
Dear Die-ary: There's nothing terribley wrong with feeling lost, so long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it. Too often a person grows complacent with their disillusionment, perpetually wearing their 'discomfort' like a favorite shirt. I can't say I'm very pleased with where my life is just now... but I can't help but look forward to where it's going. -Johnny the homicidal maniac
2002-04-07 12:15:07 AM  
a tribute to the bread across this crazy crazy world
2002-04-07 12:16:14 AM  
and your mama's pussy smells like like a cat fart...
2002-04-07 12:16:18 AM  


If a picture paints a thousand words,
then why I can't paint you?
The words will never show the you I've some to know.
if a face could launce a thousand ships,
then where am I to go?
There's no one home but you, You're all that's left me too.
And when my love for life is running dry,
you come and pour yourself on me.

If a man could be two places at one time,
I'd be with you.
Tommorrow and today, beside you all the way.
If the world should stop revolving spinning slowly down to
I'd spend the end with you. And when the world was through,
Then one by one the stars would all go out,
and you and I would simply fly away

The seventies were a terrible time for music in general.
2002-04-07 12:17:10 AM  
In other news, researchers announced today that saliva, swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time, may cause cancer.
2002-04-07 12:18:41 AM  
there is an addtional risk involved when saliva is used in conjunction with your mama's pussy....
2002-04-07 12:20:40 AM  
Axias, you are a clever and witty drug addict. Use that edge, man. Don't ever look back, even though you don't have a star.
2002-04-07 12:23:38 AM  
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White background, non-formatted text, rainbow-colored lines... shyah, that's like SO eight years ago.
2002-04-07 12:23:48 AM  
these modest proposals grow tiresome
2002-04-07 12:26:44 AM  
But people... see this BBC article, seriously:

Bread makes you short-sighted!!!
2002-04-07 12:35:50 AM  
Chime: Is that what they call near-sightedness in England? lol
2002-04-07 12:37:36 AM  

I had 2 huge BLTs on wheat bread today ... I'm ready to kill ...

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2002-04-07 12:38:52 AM  
no, Axias, 'cause I don't run out.

I like blueberry muffins.
2002-04-07 12:39:04 AM  
Ah. A cleverly satirical work expounding on the futility of epidemiological studies.

Either that or it sucks.

Time to go on a low-carb diet...
2002-04-07 12:40:29 AM  
Actually, if bread (or wheat flour) has bromides, it is carcinogenic. Its banned in most European countries, but is still legal in the US.
2002-04-07 12:43:37 AM  
This isn't satire, every statistic is true. It should be a public service announcement, designed to educate all of Fark.

Your Resident Literalist
2002-04-07 12:50:06 AM  
Trowshep: I guess. Them weird Brits!
2002-04-07 12:59:39 AM  

B.A.R.E. - bread abuse resistance education
2002-04-07 01:07:12 AM  
Is this bread like in sandwich or bread like in money?
2002-04-07 01:11:53 AM  
My my I'm going to have to start an organization on how to cure bread eaters! It's a terrible, horrible tragedy and we must end it all so that they can all eat soybeans and die of cancer instead!
2002-04-07 01:13:08 AM  
It should also be noted that 96% if all rack addicts have at one time eaten bread, pointing to suggestion that bread is a "gateway" substance.
2002-04-07 01:13:33 AM  
crack addicts, that is.

rack addicts :)
2002-04-07 01:15:17 AM  
Rack addicts? Like, a pair of breasts? Or a torture device? Shelves?
2002-04-07 01:17:47 AM  
Oh yeah, low-carb rules! :) Ever try those Carb Solutions drinks, like 3-4 carbs per bottle? I love the vanilla myself. Had me my version of a taco salad--meat with Mexican seasoning, cheese, and sour Diet Rite cola.

I am a recovering carb addict. :)
2002-04-07 01:22:54 AM  
Do they still make Diet Rite cola?
2002-04-07 01:37:03 AM  
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2002-04-07 03:58:30 AM  
is ne thing at all good for you??
2002-04-07 09:55:08 AM  
Wow, now old forwarded emails get posted as articles.

It is kinda funny, though, if you haven't seen it before.
2002-04-07 11:15:13 AM  
Never saw it before, so I found it kinda funny.
2002-04-07 12:43:41 PM  
Suitep: Since I'm drinking it as I type, I guess they still do make it. :)
2002-04-07 07:28:11 PM  
Some of these stories make me want to get an AOL account and go into a "chat room."
2002-04-08 05:32:47 PM  
F##K this is some dumb shiat!
2002-04-14 04:48:01 AM  
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