You can touch the Stuff, keep your hands of the junk

- Argh_Dammit

( If I am not mistaken )

I don't like this ad. It implied she was looking at my private parts.

Yes m'am!!
*fap fap fap*

Ha, shows her. I was going to grab my stuff anyway.

More effective ad may be a quick run down( with visual aide ) of the after effects of testicular cancer if not caught early.

/whale biologist

mryoop789: If that were the case, she'd be laughing in the pic. ;)

*starts crying while masturbating furiously*

Can you imagine the righteous "moral" outrage if there was an ad campaign like that here in the States?

The American equivalant will be Jan Crouch admonishing: "Don't touch yourself - if God wills for your nuts to fall off - IT'S OUT OF YOUR HANDS!!"

Yikes! What a great ad!

The ad is here:

http://www.rachelgetsfruity.com

I'm annoyed, though. She takes a bite out of the plum at the end. As much as she's the hawt, hasn't anyone told her not to use teeth?

Testicular Cancer, Testicular Smancer! The south koreans are cloning humans to create stem-cells, why don't we have a cancer cure yet? I'll tell you why, because God hates Rachel, and he is smiting us for leering at her hotness.

I'm going to beat myself into submission for thinking bad thoughts while looking at her nipple mounds. And by "beat", I mean masturbate. And by "submission" I mean, until the wee little fellow bleeds.

OK, the ad may be kinda weird but this is a bigger issue than most of us think.

About 20 years ago, my dad has testicular cancer... very heinous.
I had a really nasty case of epididymitis a few years ago that majorly set me back. I'm still not the same.

Men's health issues are either kinda taboo or there simply isn't enough money involved to get labs interested. Either way, having done quite a bit of research, men's bits are largely ignored/ misunderstood.

Wow! It worked! it's got mye touching myself now... Umm... What exactly is grabbing my balls supposed to accomplish?

SHE WAS SO NOT HALF-NAKED!!!

/I feel cheated. :(

Half-naked = Topless or bottomless
Rachel != Half=naked

/still hot

If this was about an ad for breast exams, it would not have a "Silly" tag.

/Obvious

What if you don't have any hands?

encouraging story, but that last sentance was really unessecary

He can do some really funny/cool tricks by teabagging a flashlight in a dark room.

Pics?

Holy crap, she took a bite out of that testicle.

And yet again, BearToy wins.

/is smug with the fact that she just ordered Indian food, for delivery, with a credit card.

Touch myself? DAMN, I never would have thought of that!

Take your time,
cover up.
NWH says "grab yo' stuff."

Better her than Tom Green...

Ack, you had to post a very un-cute wrestler, BearToy. :P Can someone PS a better head onto him please?

I was born with superfluous third testicle. I've had to hear from girls my whole life about how filled my marble sack is. I pray for testiclear cancer to remove this blight of my life.

Around 2,000 men are diagnosed with testicular cancer each year, with those aged 15-45 most likely to get it.

That's it?????

(*Goes back to touching himself without worring about cancer, or spelling*)

So, from S-Club 7 to cancer PSAs: a move up, or next.stop.pr0n?

BearToy - The other thing is that his prosthetic testicle is silicon.

Damn, I wish they'd had those when I had TC ten years ago....wait....

That was 10 years ago

Dammit! Why didn't my otherwise competent oncologist tell me about that? It would be nice not having to explain to the ladies why I don't have twins....

Oh yeah, I'm fine now...after chemo that made me wish I were dead.

/Still thanking God and the guy who invented chemotherapy

All men should ever have to worry about is how we can get women like that to regularly examine us for testicular cancer.

That's the only thing we should ever have to worry about.

Never heard ever her till now, but i'd let her juggle my hacky sack.

Ain't no Party like a teabag party.
we're gonna show you how (everybody get down tonight)

useless without video... oh, there it is.. oh my. I feel funny down there, I'm just gonna rub my..CRAP I HAVE A LUMP!!

Chemo for TC is generally one of two: either BEP (bleomyin, etoposide and platinol / cisplatin - cool stuff, it's based on platinum!) or ABVD (adriamycin / doxorubicin, bleomycin, vinblastine and dacarbazine). Dacarbazine makes about 95% of people puke their guts out from the time the infusion finishes to about 12 hours later. Doxorubicin makes you puke pretty badly too. But both pale in comparison to cisplatin, which is rated as perhaps the most emetogenic drug that isn't specifically an emetic. Pretty much, don't expect to do anything but hurl for like a week after getting it unless they give you some serious drugs to prevent it. As if that weren't bad enough, it fries your inner ears and kidneys, too. ABVD, OTOH, is horribly destructive if it manages to leak out of you veins. Kinda like acid, in a way.

Of course, both of them fry the HELL out of cancer, too, which is the entire point. There are some things they can do to prevent puking, but those have side effects too. Like dexamethasone which makes you wired as all hell and compazine which makes most people really droney. Dronabinol, a relative of weed, has most of the effects of weed as well. (Though smoked marijuana works better for like 92% of people, but good luck getting it legally). Zofran, and three other drugs like it, are the ones that make people want to die a little less now (heavy-duty anti-puking stuff, minimal side effects), but they're really expensive.