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(Fox News)   Ex-nun in trouble after pulling a .45 on concertgoers who tried to stiff her $10 for parking   ( divider line
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6937 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Jun 2005 at 11:35 AM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-06-03 10:54:54 AM  
on = after.
sorry about that.
2005-06-03 10:57:17 AM  
Mary's Nutz, indeed.
2005-06-03 10:57:55 AM  
Don't fark with the clergy, man. Nuns fly and more often than not, they're packing.
2005-06-03 10:59:43 AM  
never try to stiff a nun.
2005-06-03 11:03:46 AM  
Guess that explains the ex part ...
2005-06-03 11:39:43 AM  
How do you get a nun pregnant?

2005-06-03 11:41:08 AM  
I don't know if I'd want to be known as the guy who evicts nuns - especially if I own a small business nearby. He should let this story play out and see which way public sympathy goes before he gives her the boot.
2005-06-03 11:41:49 AM  
an ex-nun wif a gun?

This is either a real-life rap story waiting to happen or Whoppi just found herself the next Sister Act movie
2005-06-03 11:42:07 AM  
Nuns with guns turn me on.
2005-06-03 11:42:33 AM  
I'd never stiff a nun, but what if a nun gives me a stiffy?

/just sayin'
2005-06-03 11:44:23 AM  
Gecko Gingrich: Gecko Gingrich [TotalFark]

Mary's Nutz, indeed.

Ha, I was going to post the exact same thing.
2005-06-03 11:44:43 AM  
Get thyself to a nunnery.

...ummmm - nevermind.
2005-06-03 11:45:29 AM  
A. fark HER!!!!
2005-06-03 11:45:33 AM  
That headline has more problems than Rosie O'Donnell's bikini waxer.
2005-06-03 11:45:45 AM  
woot! GS for 'nun with gun' 500x486
2005-06-03 11:46:18 AM  
I wonder what she'd have done if you had tried to stiff the collection plate...?
2005-06-03 11:46:24 AM  
mmmmm . . . ex-nun hotness . . .
2005-06-03 11:47:07 AM  
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2005-06-03 11:48:26 AM  
Maus III

A. fark HER!!!!

I always thought that you were supposed to dress her up as an altar boy...
2005-06-03 11:48:30 AM  
I know what your thinking, punk, "Does this ruler have one rap or two in it?" Well, which is it punk? One rap or two? Do you you feel lucky, punk? Well, do you?
2005-06-03 11:50:29 AM  
That's NUN-sense!

2005-06-03 11:50:36 AM  
Well, since Maus III went there:

How do you not get a nun pregnant?
You fark her in the ass!
2005-06-03 11:52:10 AM  
this sounds like the start of a joke.

A nun packing heat walks into a bar...
2005-06-03 11:53:43 AM  
Didn't Queensryche do a concept album about something like this?
2005-06-03 11:56:38 AM  
Marys Nutz on 115 W. Broadway in North Little Rock

An appropriate marketing ploy for a roasted almond kiosk, but a parking lot? Man, she must be bitter about the Catholic Church to invoke this kind of double entendre.
2005-06-03 11:57:45 AM  
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Do you feel lucky? Well do you, sinner?
2005-06-03 11:58:16 AM  
Me fail English? Thats unpossible!
2005-06-03 12:00:02 PM  
Dirty Harry meets Dirty Mary.
Go on make my day heathen punk.
2005-06-03 12:03:34 PM  
How do you get a nun pregnant?

Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest?

No, wait..that's an ethnic joke about some race or another. I give up, how do you get a nun pregnant?
2005-06-03 12:09:13 PM  
nice tits sister, now where do you want these blinds?

/old joke
//got nothin
2005-06-03 12:18:09 PM  
sex, Sensible and fark the nuns

/very obscure
2005-06-03 12:21:52 PM  
I give up, how do you get a nun pregnant?

Asked, and answered: Dress her up as an altar boy.

tee-hee ha-ha.
2005-06-03 12:22:20 PM  
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2005-06-03 12:38:51 PM  
A Ruger 45? Crap a nazi nun. Scary.
2005-06-03 12:56:48 PM  
Actually, it's been sanctioned by the Pope that it is ok to date a nun.

Just don't get in the habit.
2005-06-03 12:58:00 PM  
It was a Ruger, not a Luger.
2005-06-03 12:59:04 PM  
Yeah yeah yeah. 6 on one hand, half dozen on the other. Nazi.
2005-06-03 12:59:38 PM  
Talk about a bad habit.

/yes, I know, ex nun. Ah, whaddyouknow from funny?
2005-06-03 01:00:12 PM  
A .45? that's sooo '90's. Most of the hot nuns now use tasers and other electronic shiat.
2005-06-03 01:17:01 PM  
Any news on Sister Miracle Whip?
2005-06-03 01:20:48 PM  
Howabout a sitcom called "The Flying-Off-The-Handle Nun"?
2005-06-03 01:21:20 PM  
Did anyone notice all the spelling errors in the links on the right side of the page? Yep, this be Arkansas
2005-06-03 01:44:20 PM  
No matter what contortions I do with the headline, I can't get it to make sense.
2005-06-03 02:22:33 PM  
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2005-06-03 03:09:23 PM  
Mother Superior jumped the gun?
2005-06-03 03:20:43 PM  
She should have stayed a nun.

When a priest pulls out his piece and shows it to some teenagers they just transfer him...
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