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(Radar Magazine)   Girls Gone Wild creator being extorted by burglars who stole tape of him in severely compromising position (2nd story)   (radarmagazine.com) divider line 170
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2005-06-03 01:14:48 PM  
This who live by the sword...uh...nevermind. Gah.
 
2005-06-03 01:15:03 PM  
AHHH sux for him, but really who cares. I'd be like yeah I'm on vid with some chick fu*king me in the ass with a strap on... but I'm rich as fu*k. Do you have a mansion have you seen as many tities as me in person? have you fu*cked more college girls than you can remember? Thought not.

Always remember don't put it on vid if you wouldn't want it on tv or the internets for the world to see... or if you do don't show your face.
 
2005-06-03 01:15:40 PM  
Walljasper: This who live by the sword...uh...nevermind. Gah.

Ew.
 
cot
2005-06-03 01:16:30 PM  
I like to watch Girls Gone Wild backwards, because then it looks like the girls have learned their lesson.

/attell
 
2005-06-03 01:17:41 PM  
Girls Gone Wild Producer Stars In "When Horny Males Animals Mount Human Men".

/Seriously, do any of you think that "HIS OWN PERSONAL SHAME" would cause him to shell out cash for blackmail. No way, that boy was making Doggy Porn.
 
2005-06-03 01:20:09 PM  
justanotherfarkinfarker

AHHH sux for him, but really who cares. I'd be like yeah I'm on vid with some chick fu*king me in the ass with a strap on... but I'm rich as fu*k. Do you have a mansion have you seen as many tities as me in person? have you fu*cked more college girls than you can remember? Thought not.

These people look like adults but they are clearly not. When did our popular culture get taken over by ten year olds?

'And I wanna live in a BIIIG mansion, with like a whole buncha cars and a gazebo and stuff! And I'll have naked girls there, and I'll touch them... right on the BOOOBIES, tee hee! Then everyone will think I'm the best, and I'll laugh at everyone!'
 
2005-06-03 01:20:57 PM  
I don't blame this guy for doing what he does. I'm sure that he's an asshole, but if you're going to blame someone, blame the stupid girls who think that just because they're hammered means that they're unaccountable for their actions.

As far as I know, this guy didn't force anything on anyone. He just took advantage of the fact that some people are stupid. It's likely that these people were going to be idiots whether he was there or not, he just decided to use it to his advantage.
 
2005-06-03 01:22:23 PM  
meh. In ten years, guys getting huge dildos in the ass on tape will seem quaint.
 
2005-06-03 01:22:54 PM  
This thread is useless without screen caps
 
2005-06-03 01:27:33 PM  
JC Superstar

I don't blame this guy for doing what he does. I'm sure that he's an asshole, but if you're going to blame someone, blame the stupid girls who think that just because they're hammered means that they're unaccountable for their actions.

As far as I know, this guy didn't force anything on anyone. He just took advantage of the fact that some people are stupid. It's likely that these people were going to be idiots whether he was there or not, he just decided to use it to his advantage.


Yeah, much like nigerian scam artists and phone solicitors that take old people's life savings 'yeah grandma was kinda stupid lately since she turned 80, she really deserved to lose her house!'

Whatever, I hate girls like this, I'm not excusing them... were I Triumph the insult dog I would not even consider good for me to poop on.

Still, their complete dumb-slutness, doesn't make his sleazy-opportunisism into a respectable business practice. The guy was an embarrasment to himself way before he saw fit to let someone ram a lifelike john holmes replica model 5000 (TM) in his digestive tract.
 
2005-06-03 01:28:32 PM  
forget trying to force irony's definition to fit this situation.

def #2 & 3 seem to be fitting, yes?
 
2005-06-03 01:29:04 PM  
Yeah, those poor misued women. Because god knows adult women don't choose to be in slutty videos, they are forced to by their superiors, men. Yup, women need equal rights but they are also weak victims that need special care and can't enter legally binding contracts because "they might regret it".

I just find it funny how many people still like to cry fowl about women "being taken advantage of". Well, what do you want? To be treated as equals or be treated as children incapable of being responsible for your actions?

I feel bad for women who regret being in GGW videos, but maybe they should have spent a minute thinking about it *before* they signed the release forms. I don't know about GGW, but many of these companies also videotape the girls holding their ID's and them saying their name and that they are sober and over 18. Kinda helps in court when the girl trys to claim she was too drunk to legally enter a contract. and considering this guy is rich as hell and not in jail, not to many of these "I regret it" girls win in court

I don't find much irony. On one hand you have moronic twits signing contracts to show their tits on camera and later regretting it; and on the other hand you have a man who had a private tape stolen from his home and wants it back.
 
2005-06-03 01:32:20 PM  
dbaggins --
"meh. In ten years, guys getting huge dildos in the ass on tape will seem quaint."


My eyes are still bleeding from the pickle incident.
 
2005-06-03 01:33:17 PM  
I feel sorry for him, because if this tape gets out he won't be able to attend church, walk down the aisle un-noticed at the grocery store, or order hookers without being asked if he wants a "flaming greek."
 
2005-06-03 01:34:24 PM  
but the first tape is practically free!
 
2005-06-03 01:37:03 PM  
On the topic of homemade pron, there is a rumor that our Fark favorite Alyson Hannigan has one. Is this true?

/does little prayer
 
2005-06-03 01:37:37 PM  
Wow another Irony definition war... how about someone posts that Streisand pron for the rest of us?
 
2005-06-03 01:37:56 PM  
What a fabulous way for a has been to get back in the public eye.
 
2005-06-03 01:41:16 PM  
LowTech: I just find it funny how many people still like to cry fowl about women "being taken advantage of".

I don't really see any of that in this thread. Maybe you've been reading a different one.
 
2005-06-03 01:41:39 PM  
I saw Doug Stanhope do standup, he was drunk as hell, and had extremely funny but disgusting material.
 
2005-06-03 01:43:55 PM  
BlindMan
These people look like adults but they are clearly not. When did our popular culture get taken over by ten year olds?


The minute we stopped beating them when they farked up.
 
2005-06-03 01:45:25 PM  
dbaggins

meh. In ten years, guys getting huge dildos in the ass on tape will seem quaint.

I'm counting on it.
 
2005-06-03 01:45:44 PM  
epyonyx

You bastard!

She is like my fantasy sister that I want to have sex with!

/er. . .
//umm. . .
///yeah. . . sorry about that
 
2005-06-03 01:48:41 PM  
Maybe he was just doing the 'End Titles".
 
2005-06-03 01:56:24 PM  
Doug Stanhope has to be one of the unfunniest comics I have ever seen. He goes out of his way to be as vulgar and disgusting as possible, but while doing so forgets that that stuff on its own isn't funny. If he'd mix something humorous in there, he might be better off.

Many other comedians have been over the top vulgar at times yet managed to be hillarious. The list is far too long to rattle off here... you all know who they are.

Bottom line, he is not funny. He's a putz.

/end rant
 
2005-06-03 01:59:34 PM  
grizzlyjohnson:

My only opinion about Joe Francis and the GGW franchise is: godammn it, why didn't I think of that!!!


No kidding. I have all the video and editing equipment. Who would have thunk just panning a video camera around some beaches during spring break would make someone millions.

And who would have thought waving some scratch would have girls pulling off their clothes? Wonder how much it takes? 200 bucks each? 500? Less that 100?
 
2005-06-03 02:00:53 PM  
Yeah, much like nigerian scam artists and phone solicitors that take old people's life savings 'yeah grandma was kinda stupid lately since she turned 80, she really deserved to lose her house!'

Yes, exactly like that. If you're stupid enough to give your money to a man over the internet with no more evidence than his good word, then you're an idiot, and you don't deserve your money.

If you're stupid enough to flash your tits in front of a camera because the girl next to you did it, then you deserve to look like an ass when people see the video. It's really very simple.
 
2005-06-03 02:01:42 PM  
Meh, ironic and amusing but I don't really care. Oooh, he got it up the arse with a dildo.. big deal. Dumbass should have deleted the tape then. I have very little sympathy for the ggw "chicks" as well.
 
2005-06-03 02:05:34 PM  
Note: "Show us where babies feed" does not imply that babies feed out of Joe Francis's ass.

/humiliating himself with a sex toy in his rear? himself?
 
2005-06-03 02:12:17 PM  
JC Superstar

Yeah, much like nigerian scam artists and phone solicitors that take old people's life savings 'yeah grandma was kinda stupid lately since she turned 80, she really deserved to lose her house!'

Yes, exactly like that. If you're stupid enough to give your money to a man over the internet with no more evidence than his good word, then you're an idiot, and you don't deserve your money.

If you're stupid enough to flash your tits in front of a camera because the girl next to you did it, then you deserve to look like an ass when people see the video. It's really very simple.


You're being an asshole right now.

/also very simple
 
2005-06-03 02:12:48 PM  
My eyes are still bleeding from the pickle incident.
Omega Ohm

The pickle goes in an oriface not the eyes!
 
2005-06-03 02:13:41 PM  
 
2005-06-03 02:15:23 PM  
So he likes to have stuff shoved up his ass. Frankly, I don't care. People ought to feel free to shove whatever they want into whatever orifice they want. But, setting aside my indifference for a moment, should getting farked by a strap-on or using another form of anal stimulation really be all that embarrassing to a soft-core pornographer?

Also, people (especially celebrities) who photograph or videotape themselves doing freaky sexual shiat ought to know there is a chance this stuff will get out. Moral of the story: don't record something that will destroy your reputation, marriage or career.
 
2005-06-03 02:20:33 PM  
Holy crap.. China has a 3" clit!.. WTF??? Looks like a mini dick!
 
2005-06-03 02:34:32 PM  
I wonder if she wore a cup when she wrestled..
 
2005-06-03 02:34:33 PM  
some of you guys act like these girls didnt have to sign release forms to give up their right to have their image shown on the tapes. In fact, they even have to show multiple forms of ID to prove age. I'd even bet that alot of these girls are paid money to sign the contracts, ALOT of them, I'm not feeling sorry for them at all. So, umm, lets see a girl shows her tits in public and under their own power they sign multiple contracts and show multiple forms of ID to someone who just took video of her. Compare this to something the guy did in his own home which he never signed papers to be released which was stolen out of his own home for distribution. Yeah, pretty equal.
 
2005-06-03 02:34:51 PM  
Oh My God, someone's pissed off the irony Nazis!11!

That's contrary to what I expected.
 
2005-06-03 02:36:17 PM  
"Holy crap.. China has a 3" clit!.. WTF??? Looks like a mini dick"


Some clever farker dubbed her large extra appendage a "clenis." Ha! Love it.
 
2005-06-03 02:37:32 PM  
cot, don't steal Dave Attell's material without credit, man. That's just wrong.
 
2005-06-03 02:41:18 PM  
State_College_Arsonist writes: Then you obviously haven't seen the Chyna sex tape.

After seeing that, I don't think I'll be having an erection for a while.
 
2005-06-03 02:42:02 PM  
 
2005-06-03 02:47:12 PM  
"Holy crap.. China has a 3" clit!.. WTF??? Looks like a mini dick!"

That's one of the side-effects of women using steroids.
 
2005-06-03 02:53:15 PM  
/wonders what it would be like to be with a chick who has a "clenis".. hmm
 
2005-06-03 02:58:20 PM  
BlindMan: You're being an asshole right now.


How so? Because I don't feel bad for adults who choose not to think out their actions? If you act like an idiot, then at least take responsability for the fact that you acted like an idiot.
 
2005-06-03 03:02:10 PM  
China is a woman?
 
2005-06-03 03:08:57 PM  
"cot, don't steal Dave Attell's material without credit, man. That's just wrong."

He didn't, note the //attel at the bottom of his post?
 
2005-06-03 03:09:13 PM  
Girls Gone Wild creator being extorted by burglars who stole tape of him in severely compromising position



Yup.
 
2005-06-03 03:24:36 PM  
too-old

From your link:

Barbra Streisand has had Tinnitus since she was a little girl. In an interview with Barbara Walters (1985) she said she longs for silence.

And the rest of us long for silence from her. Although it might explain her whineyness all these years. I wonder if the Tinnitus might go away if she had the stinking nose job she has been afraid will hurt her singing voice?

/Can you tell I'm not a big fan?
 
2005-06-03 03:30:32 PM  
God I hate pimps. Travis Bickle was right.
 
2005-06-03 03:38:02 PM  
BlueGargoyle

She's still only fifteen!
 
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