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(Contact Music)   Victoria Beckham releasing new songs under an assumed name, so fans don't prejudge them. Problem is, the name is Skeletor McHugeJugs   (contactmusic.com ) divider line
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2005-06-01 03:57:05 PM  
A rose by any other name, would still sound like a talentless sammich-dodging harpy.
 
2005-06-01 04:01:21 PM  
actually I think she got better looking after she left the Spice Girls...

maybe it's jsut cause I have a thing for other people's wives/girlfriends
 
2005-06-01 04:03:14 PM  
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2005-06-01 04:04:00 PM  
mryoop789holy crap I totally forget about Sybil er I mean GArth Brook's adventure under antoher name,,,
 
2005-06-01 04:05:20 PM  
"This way, though, we can have a genuine hit and then, when it is a hit, I'll reveal my true identity."

[image from cnn.com too old to be available]
 
2005-06-01 04:08:38 PM  
Gee, people won't be able to figure this out, when she advance notifies people that she's got some secret songs? And a song starts maybe getting played, with no video, no picture on the album, etc?

Good job at being discreet, lady.
 
2005-06-01 04:13:49 PM  
Will she be performing at Live Aid?
 
2005-06-01 04:24:03 PM  
Tell me whatcha want, whatcha really really want...


For you to STFU.
 
2005-06-01 04:29:37 PM  
Chris Gaines Greatest Hits? Greatest Hits?
 
2005-06-01 04:30:00 PM  
That's some sweet headline, that is!
 
2005-06-01 04:30:49 PM  
Headline props are in order.
 
2005-06-01 04:31:07 PM  
This way, though, we can have a genuine hit and then, when it is a hit, I'll reveal my true identity.

Sheer lack of reality, here...

Great headline, too...:D
 
2005-06-01 04:31:13 PM  
Nice headline.
 
2005-06-01 04:32:18 PM  
You know who's worse than Posh Spice? The girl on MTV's "I Want A Famous Face" who wanted to look like Posh Spice.
 
2005-06-01 04:32:28 PM  
Aha! I knew that new Nine Inch Nails song sounded a bit unlike Trent.
 
2005-06-01 04:32:28 PM  
um...what happens if it's not a true hit and goes belly up after a week?
 
2005-06-01 04:32:50 PM  
ok folks I want to see a lot of pictures in here
 
2005-06-01 04:32:50 PM  
Headline made me think of Brandon Dicamillo from the CKY videos. He does the homo-erotic "skeletor and beastman" song/video.
 
2005-06-01 04:33:10 PM  
The Ali G show with the Beckhams was hilarious.

/got nothin'
 
2005-06-01 04:34:16 PM  
"The singer is consequently hoping to prove cynics wrong, by revealing her true identity after she has landed a number one hit."

It must suck to have a voice and style so generic that not one of the buyers who MAKE the song a #1 hit would recognise her.
 
2005-06-01 04:34:27 PM  
Id hit it
 
2005-06-01 04:35:33 PM  
Victoria? Dear? Your mum ever try to feed you cow's tongue? Did she telll you it was steak, and then, when you said it was good, did she tell you it was actually tongue? What'd you do then? You spit it out, right?

yeah....think about that.
 
2005-06-01 04:35:54 PM  
Please post pics of said McHuheJuggs. Thank you.
 
2005-06-01 04:36:07 PM  
What a pompous narcissistic idiot.
 
cdo
2005-06-01 04:36:52 PM  
Didja hear the new song from Skeletor McHugeJugs? It totally rocks!
 
2005-06-01 04:37:34 PM  
BAHAHAHAHAHA... Nice headline.

Maybe Blondie McBackFat will release a new one...
 
2005-06-01 04:38:05 PM  
So THAT'S why nobody's buying MY album...
 
2005-06-01 04:38:27 PM  
when it is a hit

ha ha ha ha ha
 
2005-06-01 04:38:50 PM  
I'm with Fabian. I'd hit it, too. I'll even be happy to wait in line for it. Who cares if she can sing or not - that's not important when you're hitting it.
 
2005-06-01 04:39:33 PM  
Jack31081:

Victoria? Dear? Your mum ever try to feed you cow's tongue? Did she telll you it was steak, and then, when you said it was good, did she tell you it was actually tongue? What'd you do then? You spit it out, right?

yeah....think about that.



My mom did that to me before...seriously.

/what should I be thinking about?
 
2005-06-01 04:39:34 PM  
I'd hit it, as long as she didn't smile.
 
2005-06-01 04:39:39 PM  
So, she'll be releasing the songs under the pseudonym "Milli Vanilli"?

/Great headline. "Skeletor McHugeJugs" made me laugh.
 
2005-06-01 04:39:55 PM  
David, act like your wife's mouth is a goal and kick a sandwich into it. Thanks.
 
2005-06-01 04:40:38 PM  
nectar_of_the_goddess:

You know who's worse than Posh Spice? The girl on MTV's "I Want A Famous Face" who wanted to look like Posh Spice.


That is the saddest episode of television that I have ever seen. That girl has so many emotional issues; it is not even funny.
 
2005-06-01 04:40:54 PM  
Sweet headline. Coffee actually shot out my nose.

Ow.
 
2005-06-01 04:41:01 PM  
I'd hit it
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2005-06-01 04:42:16 PM  
There's nothing wrong with her teeth
 
2005-06-01 04:42:45 PM  
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I just need to get me a right bonny set o' tets!
 
2005-06-01 04:43:26 PM  
portscanner -- Beckham or Posh? I'd opt for both.
 
2005-06-01 04:43:42 PM  
rude turnip wins
 
2005-06-01 04:44:25 PM  
Is it just me, or....

does Victoria Beckham look like Crissy Moran?
 
2005-06-01 04:44:43 PM  
This thread is useless without pics.
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2005-06-01 04:45:49 PM  
Great headline

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2005-06-01 04:48:04 PM  
And the link at the end of the article -

Click Here for all you need to know about: SPICE GIRL VICTORIA BECKHAM

I clicked on it and got: HTTP 404 Not Found

/you saw that one coming
 
2005-06-01 04:50:00 PM  
Satchel_Brown: Chris Gaines Greatest Hits? Greatest Hits?


I'll say... Same with "Eagles Greatest Hits". Shiat, that should be "Eagles GREAT HIT" (singular, man, singular).
 
2005-06-01 04:50:26 PM  
Bukharin
the Moran is MUCH hotter
 
2005-06-01 04:52:50 PM  
pootsie

She was hotter.
Have you looked at her lately?
She looks like she's been doing a lot of drugs.
 
2005-06-01 04:53:03 PM  
vento

Who cares if she can sing or not - that's not important when you're hitting it.

Yes, yes it is important. Important THAT she sings. Not how well, but how LOUD

the password is, "Horsecock"
 
2005-06-01 04:53:08 PM  
so everyone except me finds is completely settling to learn that friggin soccer players go by only their FIRST NAME now? david? wtf david? what the hell is going on?
 
2005-06-01 04:53:34 PM  
Hey, it worked for Cliff Richard.

He recorded a few dance hits as "Black Shadow" which zoomed up the charts, only to find out that it was Sir Cliff that had recorded the songs ... and apparently my understanding is that Cliff Richard is considered the squarest of the square.
 
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