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(Yahoo)   Sarah Jessica Parker pregnant. Fb- is the father   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 60
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2002-04-05 05:02:52 PM  
It's not mine.
 
2002-04-05 05:03:09 PM  
Thankfully.
 
2002-04-05 05:03:34 PM  
But I would do her.
 
2002-04-05 05:03:49 PM  
i'd do her....after a nose job
 
2002-04-05 05:03:58 PM  
I'm surprised she didn't break in half during intercourse. Her hips ain't wide enough to have kids.
 
2002-04-05 05:04:15 PM  
Oh man, Fb-! You da man! Woo woo woo!
 
2002-04-05 05:04:19 PM  
thats what she gets for making tv shows! ha!
 
2002-04-05 05:04:34 PM  
i've never liked her or her show.
 
2002-04-05 05:05:16 PM  
In a related story, Nathan Lane is pregnant too.
 
2002-04-05 05:05:21 PM  
"Meanwhile, Friday's news ought to silence (well, at least temporarily) recent tabloid reports claiming all was not well between Parker and her husband"


oh yea, the fact that she got knocked up proves that they aren't fighting.

Nobody has ever had kids together then split up.
 
2002-04-05 05:05:49 PM  
I can't wait to see her parading around in her heels on Sex in the City - if they write it in...
 
2002-04-05 05:05:54 PM  
Dylan: Why would you need to get a nose job first?
 
2002-04-05 05:06:37 PM  
it's not matthew broderick's, it's chris noth's.
 
2002-04-05 05:07:22 PM  
square pegs; square pegs;...square!

tv at it's best....
 
2002-04-05 05:08:08 PM  
I thought Matthew Broderick was with Tom Cruise.
 
2002-04-05 05:08:20 PM  
...and now we know Fb- stands for Ferris Bueller
 
2002-04-05 05:09:33 PM  
Courtney Cox-Zucker: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
 
2002-04-05 05:12:45 PM  
See "Honeymoon in Las Vegas," In the pool scene, SJP in Bikini... Her Body is Hot Hot Hot. Too bad the face looks like Streisand and Lyle Lovett had a kid... She could make millions as a body double though... Look at those Boobies 's
 
2002-04-05 05:13:57 PM  
I can't understand how anyone thinks she is hot. There are a billion girls hotter in your average college bar.
 
2002-04-05 05:14:49 PM  
Can we say "Sex in the City."...oh never mind...stupid joke.
 
2002-04-05 05:16:09 PM  
Hope this isn't a stupid question, but who is this infamous Fb?
 
2002-04-05 05:18:29 PM  
Fb- is an asshole. I find it hard to believe he impregnated anyone. He doesn't deserve the notoriety.
 
2002-04-05 05:19:55 PM  
Fb- is a sweet old man that posts here on Fark. He was supposedly a stud in his day.
 
2002-04-05 05:20:32 PM  
With these genes, the kid will look good until about 18, then its face will elongate and it will develop a penchant for killing Irishmen.
 
2002-04-05 05:23:53 PM  
Drpcke, read the FarQ
 
2002-04-05 05:24:02 PM  
CONGRATULATIONS FERRIS !!!

Oh and to you all who say or will say you'd never Fark SJP, let's see a pic of YOUR girlfriend ?!?! Hey you left the lens on the camera ! No, actually your girlfriend is just that Farking fat !!! hehe.
 
2002-04-05 05:27:51 PM  
 
2002-04-05 05:32:12 PM  
Skinink: You don't have to have a hot girlfriend to know what a hot girl looks like. :)
 
2002-04-05 05:35:16 PM  
Hytes Xian :Fb- is a sweet old man that posts here on Fark. He was supposedly a stud in his day.

If by "sweet old" you mean "20-something who poses as ex-military", ok.
 
2002-04-05 05:37:06 PM  
Is it just me, or does she look like a horse?
 
jre
2002-04-05 05:39:14 PM  
Fb-, did she wear a paper bag or did you wear a blindfold?
 
2002-04-05 05:44:40 PM  
Quick1
I can't understand how anyone thinks she is hot. There are a billion girls hotter in your average college bar.

-- Some people experience the additions and subtractions that personality makes on beauty. At one time I might have been able to think that Pam Anderson was attractive. Then I heard her speak. Then I watched her act.
Watch SJP on Letterman some time. She is an absolutely charming vixen. The average girl in a bar is going to tell you what kind of lipstick she's wearing, what car she drives, how her marketing degree is (not) going, and that's about as far as you'll get.
If all you want is a billion lays, then there you go. Have fun at the bar. I understand there's merit in the concept. After awhile, it gets old. As you said, there's a billion. Who cares?
 
2002-04-05 05:47:19 PM  
"There are a billion girls hotter in your average college bar."

The average college bar holds over 1/6 of the world's population?
 
2002-04-05 05:51:28 PM  
I'm surprised she didn't break in half during intercourse.

Oh come on, Fb- isn't THAT big, is he? :)
 
2002-04-05 06:04:12 PM  
"Fb- is the father"
getting tired
 
2002-04-05 06:06:11 PM  
04-05-02 05:13:57 PM Quick1
I can't understand how anyone thinks she is hot. There are a billion girls hotter in your average college bar.


You've got that right!! Never did see what was so great about her.
 
2002-04-05 06:07:57 PM  
Caboozy: Mind if I borrow your line?
Courtney Cox-Zucker: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Pope: You're just upset because your organization won't let you do that!
 
2002-04-05 06:15:27 PM  
After all, the headline would look a little odd if it read "Sarah Jessica Parker pregnant. The Pope is the father." Though it might attract more interest.
 
2002-04-05 06:21:45 PM  
Do I get a TotalFark thingee?
 
2002-04-05 06:22:09 PM  
Question answered.
 
2002-04-05 06:24:18 PM  
This woman has an above average rack that is overshadowed by her equine face. That growth on her chin doesn't help either.
 
2002-04-05 06:31:09 PM  
 
2002-04-05 06:32:07 PM  
Deltau922: Is it just me, or does she look like a horse?

Nope. But I'd probably still do her. Not that I'd do a horse or anything.
 
2002-04-05 06:33:57 PM  
Too much Sex in the City?
 
2002-04-05 06:58:11 PM  
We know it's not Nathan Lane's. Although he does look like he is expecting.
 
2002-04-05 07:02:13 PM  
Willing to chip in for Fb's vasectomy ;)
anyone else?
 
2002-04-05 07:15:53 PM  
I prefer funny-lookin' women.
 
2002-04-05 07:18:17 PM  
I prefer naked women
 
2002-04-05 07:38:10 PM  
damn, thank god for -fb to poke this biatch and get her out the pool....next...
 
2002-04-05 07:55:14 PM  
Am I the only one that finds it highly amusing when a bunch of tards in a message board are all like, "I'd never fark her, she's too ugly"? Yeah, right, like you would EVER have a farking shot at a woman in SJP's league, much less SJP herself. Any one of you losers would be all over her if by some cosmic fluke you ever got a chance to do her.
 
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