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(Local6)   Dog gets roasted after bolt of lightning enters house through chimney   ( divider line
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10172 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 May 2005 at 5:49 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-05-31 03:41:31 PM  
If that's the apartment complex I'm thinking of, that's less than a half mile from me.
2005-05-31 03:44:54 PM  
Your dog wants a lightning rod!
2005-05-31 03:47:27 PM  
man, that sucks. He didnt even get super powers
2005-05-31 03:47:44 PM  
eddyatwork: Your dog wants a lightning rod!

You submitted this with a funnier headline
2005-05-31 03:48:45 PM  
I guess Nature called, eh?
2005-05-31 03:53:13 PM  
Funny headline.

/one less dog.
2005-05-31 03:53:43 PM  
Well, honestly. What are the odds?
Don't most modern houses have rods?
The lightning! The thunder!
I can't help but wonder
What Spot did to piss off the gods.
2005-05-31 03:56:03 PM  
I'll take mine with sauerkraut and mustard.
2005-05-31 04:11:37 PM  
So....what exactly do you have to do for God to kill a dog?
2005-05-31 04:13:51 PM  
Your dog doesn't want to be steak.
2005-05-31 04:13:54 PM  
mmmmmmmmmmm roasted dog
2005-05-31 04:19:04 PM  
Fark - Stranger Than Fiction
2005-05-31 04:28:52 PM  

I am not sure, but I will bet you Smooky did it.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2005-05-31 04:54:52 PM  
Was it a yappy little dog or a real dog?
2005-05-31 05:39:50 PM  
Act of God. Needed SAD tag instead.
2005-05-31 05:41:52 PM  
Your dog wants a surge protector.
2005-05-31 05:51:18 PM  
Hot dog?

2005-05-31 05:51:25 PM  
so does that mean the dog is grounded?
2005-05-31 05:52:32 PM  
That explains the line of South Koreans waiting out front.
2005-05-31 05:54:18 PM  
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Too bad it wasn't this dumbass.
2005-05-31 05:54:45 PM  
when are developers in florida going to stop building condo developments using just oily rags and flamable lead based paint.
2005-05-31 05:56:21 PM  
Was the dog's name "Sparky?"
2005-05-31 05:56:27 PM  
Roasted dog? Now I'm hungry for chinese..
2005-05-31 06:00:24 PM  
Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!
2005-05-31 06:00:55 PM  
dog gone....
2005-05-31 06:03:17 PM  
Talk about a misleading headline... I thought the lightning went through the chimney and hit the dog! That would have been cool. But it turns out he just died in the fire. That's just sad.
2005-05-31 06:03:51 PM  
See, it's shiat like this that reminds us how absolutely ridiculous it all is. What did that dog do to deserve this? heh. dog do. heh
2005-05-31 06:03:56 PM  
does insurance cover this kind of damage?
2005-05-31 06:04:10 PM  
Hmmm, but how to turn this into a breed specific legislation flame-war...
2005-05-31 06:10:20 PM  
What kind of chimney? Masonary, clay, metal?
2005-05-31 06:11:48 PM  
Your dog _is_ steak.

/mmm, tenderloin
2005-05-31 06:11:55 PM  
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/got nothin'
/fade to black was the jam back in the day tho ;P
2005-05-31 06:15:36 PM  
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2005-05-31 06:16:29 PM  
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And to think, in some countries they eat 'em...
2005-05-31 06:17:20 PM  
Thor: Bad dog!

Dog: Arc! Arc! Arc!
2005-05-31 06:18:12 PM  
Keep it up Maxx. You've got at least one fan here.
2005-05-31 06:26:11 PM  
uofmWriter - that was exactly my reaction too. I like the version in our heads better.
2005-05-31 06:30:38 PM  
wtf Iron81? What animal is she torching?
2005-05-31 06:30:49 PM  
I don't understand why our Maxx
Is subject to vicious attacks.
Perhaps all those fellas
Are secretly jealous.
I think they should all just relax.
2005-05-31 06:32:14 PM  
Psumek, looks like a whippet.
2005-05-31 06:35:36 PM  
Chariset: So....what exactly do you have to do for God to kill a dog?

All I could think of was the scene in "Dogma" with Chris Rock talking to Jay:

"you masturbate more than anyone in the world"

"Yeah, everyone knows that, tell me something nobody knows"

"When you do it, you're thinkin about guys"

Shocked expression on Silent Bob

"Well, not ALL the time"
2005-05-31 06:36:27 PM  
HackerNetwork, you are probably right. Maybe a pale Italian Greyhound. Surprised the Mods haven't deleted it yet.
2005-05-31 06:36:34 PM  
So MaxxLarge pulls out the stops
to shows us his poetry chops
I know he'll delight us
With high-brow detritus
(Just please don't slander the cops)
2005-05-31 06:48:24 PM  
At one time Tampa was thought of as the lightning capital of the world.I live like 10 minutes east of tampa on the highest point in the county.
//maby I should apply for a study grant or somthing
2005-05-31 06:53:15 PM  

Do you work in advertising or something? If not, if only you could use you're powers for good.

/always get a chuckle at you're work ;)
2005-05-31 06:56:33 PM  
Funny you should mention that. I'm trying to get a job as an ad copywriter with a department store chain.
2005-05-31 06:56:33 PM  
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It's a cat. Yum yum!
2005-05-31 06:56:48 PM  
"Ugghh, smells like burnt dog hair in here..."

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2005-05-31 06:59:23 PM  
Too bad it wasn't this dumbass.

Don't hate the player man, hate the game.

//ya, you're right, too bad.
2005-05-31 07:02:42 PM  
germaniac dude that's wrong, you crossed the line, I hope bannation follows
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