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(London Times)   List of sexy scents to get you in the mood. Strangely, neither William Shatner nor sausages make the list   (thisislondon.com) divider line 78
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2005-05-29 05:28:20 AM
oops I farked up this submission
 
2005-05-29 05:31:51 AM
DaddysLittleByte: oops I farked up this submission

How so? Seems to work for me.
 
2005-05-29 05:34:30 AM
yea, but sneaky times online got in there, was supposed to say This Is London
 
2005-05-29 05:47:31 AM
DaddysLittleByte: Strangely, neither William Shatner or sausages made the list

It seems like sausages made it to Shatner's list.
 
2005-05-29 05:49:58 AM
mmm shatner/sausage/ranch dressing eau de toilet. /id buy it
 
2005-05-29 05:55:31 AM
hmm interesting, on futher inspection, it seems Shatners underwear would make the list
 
2005-05-29 06:04:45 AM
..but is bacon??
 
2005-05-29 06:06:25 AM
hehe

I mist my bed nightly before I go to sleep with rose scented water...

And I know I can't stop sniffing a guy when I'm into him.

Just not his underwear 'cause that's just gross.
 
2005-05-29 06:09:37 AM
KarmicHoax: ..but is bacon??


Yes.

Yes it is.

(stands, sheds single tear, salutes flag)
 
2005-05-29 06:13:24 AM
sugarless: Yes.

Yes it is.

(stands, sheds single tear, salutes flag)


*snicker*
 
2005-05-29 06:37:05 AM
KarmicHoax: And I know I can't stop sniffing a guy when I'm into him.

That's hot!
 
2005-05-29 06:44:39 AM
Look, I love a man that smells good, and yes, I'll give a guy a second or third look because of it, but absolutly no way on earth am I gonna be sniffin some dude's drawers.

...ok well maybe Johnny Depp, but that's it.
 
2005-05-29 09:23:06 AM
wheee my first greenlighted thread
 
bwg
2005-05-29 10:29:40 AM
DaddysLittleByte

Congrats! Maybe in your second greenlighted thread you won't fark up the spelling and the grammar in the headline...


/I keed, I keed ;)
 
2005-05-29 02:09:52 PM
I don't know, I don't need smells to get me in the mood ... just a toy or two ... or a finger or two ... or ... (grins).
 
2005-05-29 02:14:41 PM
hehe, "sausgaes". I'm sure it'll get fix0red.

All about the pheromones.
 
2005-05-29 02:21:15 PM
Best followup headline evar!
 
2005-05-29 02:22:57 PM
KarmicHoax: ..but is bacon??

And is it crispy?

Yessssss..

But not too crispy?

Yessssss....

I'll see you in court!

/obvious
 
2005-05-29 02:24:01 PM
I read the headline as "sexy accents"... and was disappointed when I clicked.
 
2005-05-29 02:26:06 PM
Heh, 3) Wood

Nothing makes me hornier than the smell of nice hard wood in the morning ...
 
2005-05-29 02:26:42 PM
It's called Sex Panther.

"It smells like Bigfoot's dick!"
 
2005-05-29 02:27:16 PM
Yes, but is new car smell listed? Inquiring minds want to know.

/none of those minds are mine.
//not going to bother to rtfa.
///really doesn't give a damn one way or another.
 
2005-05-29 02:28:13 PM
Mmmmm, them sausages smell girthy!

 
2005-05-29 02:29:54 PM
"nor."

/English Nazi
 
2005-05-29 02:30:46 PM
Mmmmm ... sausgaes
 
2005-05-29 02:31:12 PM
Scents that make men in the mood? Are they serious? Having a pulse puts men in the mood. Any man that needs a scent to get into the mood had better call 9-11.

/Thinks such lists should be limited to what puts women in the mood.
 
2005-05-29 02:31:17 PM
Smells like a turd wrapped in burnt hair!
 
2005-05-29 02:32:43 PM
The smell of wood does not do it for me.
 
2005-05-29 02:33:22 PM
Steel and leather.
 
2005-05-29 02:33:54 PM
"It's called Sex Panther by Odeon; it's illegal in nine countries. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good."

"It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!"
 
2005-05-29 02:35:21 PM
I'll be honest with you, that smells like straight gasoline.
 
2005-05-29 02:35:34 PM
William Shatner may not have a sexy scent, but his music is damn sexy!

/Leonard Nimoy's cover of "Bilbo Baggins" is nothing but sexy.
//Sarcasm. Sorry.
 
2005-05-29 02:40:55 PM
... pong boffins... ???

/ ??
 
2005-05-29 02:42:56 PM
wtf is a 'sausgae'?
 
2005-05-29 02:44:16 PM
The smell of a man's pillow turns me on, and Eternity for men.
 
2005-05-29 02:45:10 PM
/golf clap for submitter
 
JLE
2005-05-29 02:50:55 PM
Once, when I was working in the kitchen with fresh chopped herbs, my BF smelled my hands and thought it terribly exciting. Maybe next time I'll just douse myself with vanilla extract and cinnamon, but I don't think the chopped pecans are going to stay on. Sausage? I think you'd have to be more hungry than horny.
 
2005-05-29 03:06:21 PM
xarlos:

... pong boffins... ???

pong: a smell, usually unpleasant
boffin: scientist, egghead, geek

I.e.: Oi, guvnor, that boffin doesn't 'arf pong!
 
2005-05-29 03:06:21 PM
JLE:

Once, when I was working in the kitchen with fresh chopped herbs, my BF smelled my hands and thought it terribly exciting. Maybe next time I'll just douse myself with vanilla extract and cinnamon, but I don't think the chopped pecans are going to stay on. Sausage? I think you'd have to be more hungry than horny.

Sounds more like he wants to cook you then anything else. You wouldn't happen to be dating say.... Hannibal Lector, would you?

/fava beans and a nice chianti
 
2005-05-29 03:12:58 PM
Axe phoenix body spray is absolutely luscious on a man. But only a little bit, not a lot. If it's too much, than it just makes you want to gag.

 
2005-05-29 03:27:13 PM
Axe also helps suppress the smell of ...certain substances...

Always keep a can of axe in the car.
 
2005-05-29 03:27:40 PM
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2005-05-29 03:12:58 PM animefarka

Axe phoenix body spray is absolutely luscious on a man. But only a little bit, not a lot. If it's too much, than it just makes you want to gag.
-------------------------------------------------------

I always figured Axe was stupid to wear because the commercials make it seem like you just want to get ass.
 
2005-05-29 03:34:54 PM
My room mate uses axe when he gets out of the shower. I swear he puts on the whole can though, cause the whole house stinks for hours afterwards. I call it the axe bomb. makes me wanna retch when I walk outta my room and smell that shiat.
 
2005-05-29 03:36:19 PM
"There's nothing as arousing as the pong of your beloveds vest."

Just out of curiosity ... when did England stop speaking "English"? ... Seems as if the British are trying to move their dialect and slang to the realm of Harry Potter and Dr Seuss.
 
2005-05-29 03:42:41 PM
New shoe smell didn't make it?
 
2005-05-29 03:45:47 PM
lol ya I know I screwed up the spelling it was 3am and I had taken 2 sleeping pills already. Also you'll notice the tag "times online" is inaccurate
but hey whatever does the job
 
2005-05-29 03:52:18 PM
What?
no "spankin new ferrari" scent?
/sigh
 
2005-05-29 03:54:46 PM
They use ingredients such as castoreum, derived from the beaver


huh huh, huh huh huh.
 
2005-05-29 03:56:54 PM
my gf likes the way my breath smells.

that and if im feeling horny i just spray some of the hugo boss cologne she bought me and she jumps right into bed. :)
 
2005-05-29 03:57:20 PM
The Shatner trifecta is now in play.

/Khaaaaaan
 
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