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(Mainichi Daily News)   Neighbor complains about cop's late night noise. Cop pisses on neighbor's door every night.   (mdn.mainichi.co.jp) divider line 50
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2002-04-05 01:55:27 PM
Was it Ozzie?
 
2002-04-05 05:09:05 PM
Just marking his territory, really. What's all the damn fuss about?
 
2002-04-05 05:09:54 PM
cops will be cops... around the world.
 
2002-04-05 05:10:15 PM
This proves it's better to be pissed off than pissed on!
 
2002-04-05 05:10:55 PM
Gotta love the writing on this one.
 
2002-04-05 05:11:02 PM
Replace the peep hole with a nail gun that has a sensor so when it gets wet it fires.
End of problem.
 
2002-04-05 05:11:22 PM
This has to be fake. It seems impossible for an officer of the law to think he was above the law himself and do something so incredibly animalistic and territorial as urinate on his neighbor's door.

</sarcasm>
 
2002-04-05 05:11:58 PM
Hartfrog, as in Ozzie and Harriet?
 
2002-04-05 05:12:04 PM
my head is spinning from all the pee puns.
 
2002-04-05 05:13:39 PM
"Despite Plod's pleas of penance, stressed Suzuki, who dropped more than a few kilograms while his pee probe progressed, feels the case was no piddling matter."

Engrish?
 
2002-04-05 05:14:08 PM
"...the man we'll call Suzuki"

"Honey. I'm writing an article. What's a good Japanese name?"
 
2002-04-05 05:14:16 PM
Would be ironic if they lived in room 8.
"You're in 8."
 
2002-04-05 05:14:20 PM


It's a man baby... well it is now anyway
 
2002-04-05 05:14:21 PM
Equally wierd, check out the story to the left, "Sex change gives boat racer pole position."
 
2002-04-05 05:14:40 PM
That was difficult to read, like walking through a wacky shack. Those other stories look off-balance, too.
 
2002-04-05 05:15:21 PM
That's some nice work there boys!
 
2002-04-05 05:15:55 PM
LMAO!!!!
 
2002-04-05 05:16:07 PM
Well shiat, my image didn't post....nevermind.
 
2002-04-05 05:16:33 PM
the most disturbing thing was they actually paid whoever wrote that story

unless that story was written in another language and translated to englisk there is no excuse
 
2002-04-05 05:17:48 PM
"I can't believe they're still going to let him be a policeman," he moans to Flash. "Then again, cops always look after their own."

You got that right, pee brain.

I'm surpised the cops didn't tell this guy to piss off.

I'm sure the judge will take care of it.

hehe
 
2002-04-05 05:18:01 PM
"englisk"

Exactly what I would call that.
 
2002-04-05 05:19:21 PM
A cop and his son were making all the noise?



Hmmmm...I wonder....
 
2002-04-05 05:19:57 PM
It's a Japanese website, Lilmac.

Stooopid Amellican pinblain.
 
2002-04-05 05:20:14 PM
Cops are arseholes. Complain about their noise, they pee on your door. Put pot in their tacos, they want to arrest you.

Who watches the watchmen ?
 
2002-04-05 05:24:55 PM
I think urine is an excellent way to make a point. Once, when my kids were real young...I asked a 7-11 proprietor if my 5 year old could use the bathroom. He said "we don hab a batroom" I said "really...where do you piss?" He just looked at me funny...so I told my daughter to pee in the candy isle. She did. We left. Fark people. Pee on them regularly I say.
 
2002-04-05 05:25:54 PM
Anyone wonder what was in those "cakes"?
 
2002-04-05 05:28:03 PM
Despite Plod's pleas of penance, stressed Suzuki, who dropped more than a few kilograms while his pee probe progressed, feels the case was no piddling matter...

priceless. positively priceless.
 
2002-04-05 05:29:59 PM
Do you like to throw your weight around? Are you insecure and need a badge and a gun to show your manliness? Can you harrass decent law abiding citizens while ignoring real crime? Do you long for the freedom to be above the law?

WE WANT YOU

apply to your local police station today
 
2002-04-05 05:31:37 PM
Policeman give No. #1 water. Yes.
Ninjas make better neighbors, they never make a sound.
 
2002-04-05 05:32:40 PM
Nutdip, that's some funny shiat.
 
2002-04-05 05:35:10 PM
"Fukuoka Prefectural Police officer", close enough to englisk for me.
 
2002-04-05 05:35:59 PM
Sounds like fairly typical cop behaviour to me.

15 or so years ago I sort of took away a cop's GF. (Later became my lovely wife)

Hilarity did not ensue....
 
2002-04-05 05:39:34 PM
this article was written in english
he was trying to be funny when he said

"urination...er, ruination,"

im sure that wouldent have translated that well

so i guess the only excuse is the 90% chance that the author speaks english as a second language
 
2002-04-05 05:44:03 PM
Marquis...

The sad thing is...it's true. I may be mental...not sure. :-)
 
2002-04-05 05:51:23 PM
spittle and snot
 
2002-04-05 05:52:09 PM
Right, Lilmac. I see you're from Minnesota.
I forgot you guys know everything.

Here's the headline and byline from the article:
Piddling policeman's runny revenge leaves neighbor steaming
By Ryann Connell
Staff Writer


Please, hurry, tell us, what do you think NOW?????
Ryann Connell.
Oh yeah, that's old school Shogun dynasty stock.
 
2002-04-05 05:52:29 PM
Hehe, Fukuoka.
 
2002-04-05 05:54:45 PM
That is so fuggin rude. He (Suzuki) should have returned the favor by parkin' a darkie on that coppers doorstep.
 
2002-04-05 06:02:49 PM
Parking a darkie. hahahaha

I like it fugginaright! Park a darkie! hahahah

Next time someone gives me any shiat (if ya know what I'm talkin about) I'm gunna say "shut the phuck up bitsch before I park a darkie on your forehead!" hahahahaha you are killin me Fugginaright!

hahahahaha
 
2002-04-05 06:06:33 PM
Jehova's Witness:

"I just know this guy's gonna be stoked by the new Watchtower!"

*Knock,Knock*

"Hello, is anybody..... what the? EEEEWWWW! Screw this, let's go be Hindus."
 
2002-04-05 06:08:36 PM
It could be worse. He could have raped him like the Repetitive rape all in a night's work for 'undercover' copper
story on the left. Those wacky japanese.
 
2002-04-05 06:10:35 PM
A more acurate rendering of Fukuoka would be Fukuova.
 
2002-04-05 06:25:02 PM
All you motherfarkers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. I'm gonna fark your mothers while you watch and cry like little biatches. Once I get to the police station and find those police farks who are pissing, I'm gonna make 'em eat my shiat, then shiat out our shiat, then eat their shiat which is made up of my shiat that I made 'em eat. Then you're all farking next.

Love, Jostuh
 
2002-04-05 06:48:27 PM
Jesus, how many idiotic piss-related puns are they going to include in this article? I counted about five. Ugh.
 
2002-04-05 06:50:40 PM
that article was pun-tastic
 
2002-04-05 07:23:12 PM
Did this the other night at some house near a pub I frequent... They were complaining about the noise.
 
2002-04-05 08:06:05 PM
Jostuh, quit stealing lines from kevin smith movies, thats one of the most lame things i can think of for any one to do.
 
2002-04-05 11:55:17 PM
im sure that wouldent have translated that well

Punctuation and spelling can be your friend.

so i guess the only excuse is the 90% chance that the author speaks english as a second language

As it so obviously is for you.

I love it when the functionally illiterate criticize a published journalist's work.
 
2002-04-05 11:56:14 PM
im sure that wouldent have translated that well

Punctuation and spelling can be your friend.

so i guess the only excuse is the 90% chance that the author speaks english as a second language

As it so obviously is for you.

I love it when the functionally illiterate criticize a published journalist's work.
 
2002-04-05 11:56:55 PM
im sure that wouldent have translated that well

Punctuation and spelling can be your friend.

so i guess the only excuse is the 90% chance that the author speaks english as a second language

As it so obviously is for you.

I love it when the functionally illiterate criticize a published journalist's work.
 
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