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(Some Football Guy)		Former college running back runs from police. Had weed firmly in his hand but at first contact with officer fumbled it. Hopes his cellmate hits the hole as softly as he did (news-record.com)		29
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DrySocket		2005-05-27 04:52:37 PM

Best headline of the day!

EnormousJuan		2005-05-27 10:04:16 PM

You know this guy will come out of jail gunning for judge!

Zombie Hitler		2005-05-27 10:07:10 PM

That's seriously just a beautiful headline.

SaraRo		2005-05-27 10:08:53 PM

Very nice headline indeed.

Blackwater Fark		2005-05-27 10:09:06 PM

Hwoooooa, Nellie that's one behemoth of a headline!

...I can just hear Keith Jackson say after he finishes taping his new Gatorade commercial...

wjllope		2005-05-27 10:10:25 PM

what does "MEBANE " mean?

wjllope		2005-05-27 10:11:21 PM

clearly a good fit for the miami dolphins.

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke		2005-05-27 10:12:35 PM

That headline earns the Nate Newton Seal Of Approval.

nuclear_asshat		2005-05-27 10:14:49 PM

The "assault rifle" in question. A total piece of shiat. He needed some real hardware.

lurkin_farker		2005-05-27 10:23:53 PM

damn gun toting hippies, kill them all!!

ok..seriously..what in the FARK would he need a POS gun AND a vest for?...hm..vest...prom?

know who I feel really sorry for? DARWIN! that mofa' is gettin one serious workout.

DrForrester		2005-05-27 10:25:16 PM

Maaaaan, a brother's just tryin' to make a livin'.

hatechall		2005-05-27 10:28:41 PM

If he is a running back he will probabily do the pitching instead. You should think before you speak.

Diabolic		2005-05-27 10:31:11 PM

oooooooh, yeah. Get the C.O. to take a picture!
That's right, scream for my autograph! Scream!

SicKiller		2005-05-27 10:36:54 PM

Great Headline!

lawboy87		2005-05-27 10:40:39 PM

I know why he was a "former" running back. Any guy who could get chased down by some lard ass deputy in a matter of seconds clearly does not have the skill set necessary to play college ball.

Megain		2005-05-27 10:51:18 PM

wjllope: what does "MEBANE " mean?

it's the name of a city (pops)

DerrickH		2005-05-27 10:54:47 PM

i believe keith richards said it best.

"I want to be clear about this. I don't have a drug problem, I have a police problem."

j z		2005-05-27 11:03:51 PM

Before anybody biatches........

Yes, prison rape IS funny.

czarangelus		2005-05-27 11:22:39 PM

Legalize it.

RInewsPhotog		2005-05-27 11:39:30 PM

Sounds like Ricky Williams.

GoSurfing		2005-05-27 11:44:12 PM

jz-
It isn't funny when it's prison over something as stupid as weed. It's a disgusting thought that weed criminals get about same time as child rapists. It's a complete waste of tax dollars and a waste of prison space.
/didn't RTFA.

jus915		2005-05-28 12:07:02 AM

I went to the Appalachian State. He was actually a great running back till he got kicked off the team a couple months back

SwiftFox		2005-05-28 01:18:40 AM

Well, at least you can't simply be charged with civilian possession of a ballistic vest.

Yet.

Norad		2005-05-28 01:22:42 AM

I'm not sure what all the pud-pulling over the headline is about. Dude gets caught with weed and some weapons, insert prison butt-farking joke here.

Reads like one of the low-rent, bush league tags that float thru TF all the time.