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2002-04-05 11:51:29 AM  
Hey, they're exercising their free speech rights. I find no fault with that.
2002-04-05 11:52:33 AM  
Well, they boycotted Disney, too, so these people get pretty easily riled up.
2002-04-05 11:52:55 AM  
How do you sign up for the party? Now that is what we all really want to know.
2002-04-05 11:53:34 AM  
To paraphrase from Good Morning, Vietnam:

There never was a church in more need of a good bl*w job. Actually, just ask Jimmy Swaggart about that....
2002-04-05 11:53:41 AM  
Well..uh..yeah. "Beat Me In St. Louis"

2002-04-05 11:54:00 AM  
As Being someone who goes to things like Beat me in St. Louis, It really disturbs me that they can do this. I mean, We're not trying to get people to do this, its something they choose to do.
2002-04-05 11:54:02 AM  
How much is a round trip ticket from Detroit to St. Louis?
2002-04-05 11:54:14 AM  
We'll leave the dungeons light on for you.
2002-04-05 11:54:18 AM  
I know - sounds like a blast. Let 'em boycott, they'd just be a drag to have around anyway.
2002-04-05 11:55:15 AM  
And 9/10, I agree with you--a peaceful boycott is a truly legitimate form of expressing displeasure, and if the SBC finds the meeting distasteful, then I also support their right to boycott.
2002-04-05 11:55:25 AM  
That's just weird to me that St. Louis is having an event like that. Lived there for 22 years and was often shocked at the conservatism of the town. People have signs on their yards during election time saying "God Votes Pro-Life".

I'm assuming that there aren't too many locals attending the "Beat Me in St. Louis" event.
2002-04-05 11:55:46 AM  
Go ahead and cast the first stone....or the second...or...Hell they get easily riled up don't they.
2002-04-05 11:56:20 AM  
Get it? Nice sex-word play there, Diogenes: drag.
2002-04-05 11:56:50 AM  
the three truisms of religion:

1)Jews don't recognize the divinity of Jesus Christ.
2)Methodists don't recognize the Pope's authority.
3)Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store or the porno section at the video store.
2002-04-05 11:57:08 AM  
The letter called "Beat Me in St. Louis" a "direct attack on the fabric of traditional family values and the Biblical heritage of our denomination and its churches."

Count me in!!!
2002-04-05 11:57:19 AM  
I remember submitting this a week or two ago...
2002-04-05 11:57:24 AM  
How is wearing leather and tying up your spouse a "direct attack" on Baptists? Do they do something in their churches we should know about?
2002-04-05 11:57:27 AM  
Actually Crazy_Girl, its one of the larger events in the country. And there are a lot of locals.. :)
2002-04-05 11:57:53 AM  
let's sing along! follow the bouncing ben-wa ball...

Beat me in St. Louis, Louis.
Pull out all my hair.
Don't tell me you'll use a strap-on
Any place but there.
Tell me you'll wear lots of leather.
It's a dull town so screw the weather
If you will beat me in St. Louis, Louis.
Tie me to a chair.
2002-04-05 11:58:12 AM  
This is retarded.

All Howard Johnson hotels are franchised and individually owned. New Jersey-based Cendant Corp. - HJ International Inc.'s parent and the world's largest lodging franchiser - does not interfere with guest-related decisions by individual hotels as long as the sites remain law-abiding, Cendant spokeswoman Liz Ryan Sax said.

The baptists are farksnazes. The chain has nothing to do with it. They can boycott that one franchise but I doubt it'll do much.
2002-04-05 11:58:22 AM  
For all those that concider the southern babtists to be a group of raceist hatemongers.

Yes, when I was a teenager I belonged to that church, and they were and probably still are.

Southern bastards is more like it.
2002-04-05 11:58:28 AM  
Well I live here and I didn't know a damn thing about it.

But then again, it kind of freaks me out to think of the folks who WOULD be there.
2002-04-05 12:00:00 PM  
It is interesting that by boycotting the event, the SBC has called national attention to it. I bet this is on CNN/Fox/whoever by the weekend.

I'm not sure what else they could have done, though. If they need 4,000 rooms for their convention, they probably need that HOJO. I don't know how many hotel rooms are in St. Louis (haven't been there in ten years) or how many are full at any given time.
2002-04-05 12:00:22 PM  

Well, perhaps I would have enjoyed growing up there if I had known about the seedy underbelly that existed. Unfortunately my time was spent being forced to write to our state senators telling them to outlaw abortion and capital punishment.

Ahhh, catholic school memories in St. Louis.
2002-04-05 12:00:52 PM  
I believe in standing-up for that which you believe, but MAN, no one could pay for better advertisement.
2002-04-05 12:01:28 PM  
The problem is that many different "christian" organizations are boycotting all over that area of the country.. 4 BDSM related events were cancelled from hotels because of the Concerned Women for America. It's absolutely ridiculous, because now they have a boycott against all Ramada hotel chains, and Ramada is thinking about dropping all Alternative Sexuality events. The National Coalition for Sexual Freedom is trying to stop this. They have a petition on the books now, and I just forwarded this article to them. I think its pretty farkin stupid that someone can do this in a country where we're supposed to be free to do as we wish. I mean hell, we're not breaking any laws.
2002-04-05 12:02:34 PM how do I sign up for the sex seminar? I hate it when the news doesn't give me all the informatino I need...
2002-04-05 12:02:45 PM  
Ironbar-finally something we can agree on!
2002-04-05 12:03:28 PM  
*yawn* HoJo prolly doesn't want a bunch of whiny baptists around anyway.

This though is goofy:
Meapet: 04-05-02 11:54:00 AM
As Being someone who goes to things like Beat me in St. Louis, It really disturbs me that they can do this.

Um, dude, they "can do this" for the exact same reason that you can go in the first place. They're not hurting anyone; they're just biatching about kinky sex and refusing to go to some hotel becuase of it. What's so bad about that? It's not like they're trying to outlaw b&d or anything. (well, it probably is, actually, but that's not what *this* particular thing is intended to accomplish.). They have the same right to protest as you to do get tied up and spanked.
2002-04-05 12:03:48 PM  
Howard Johnson + Sex Dungeons = What's the Difference?
2002-04-05 12:04:28 PM  

I think its pretty farkin stupid that someone can do this in a country where we're supposed to be free to do as we wish. I mean hell, we're not breaking any laws.

See, the terrorists have already won. Welcome to the New America!
2002-04-05 12:04:46 PM  
"It really disturbs me that they can do this"

It disturbs me even more that you think that they couldnt do this. Southern Baptists can spend their money any way they. If HoJo's decides that the publicity or loss on money is too big a deal, have your meeting. If they decide that the financial impact of losing the baptists business is too critical, they'll cancel your meeting. This is called capitalism. Fairly basic concept. And I dont even agree with the baptists. But Id boot your arses out in a second if it meant losing 4000 room reservations.
2002-04-05 12:05:33 PM  
They have a point, refer to

1 Corinthians 6
1 Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints? 2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? 3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life? 4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church. 5 I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren? 6 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.
7 Now therefore there is utterly a fault among you, because ye go to law one with another. Why do ye not rather take wrong? why do ye not rather suffer yourselves to be defrauded? 8 Nay, ye do wrong, and defraud, and that your brethren. 9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
11 And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.
12 All things are lawful unto me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but I will not be brought under the power of any.
13 Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body.
14 And God hath both raised up the Lord, and will also raise up us by his own power.
15 Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid.
16 What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh.
17 But he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit.
18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
20 For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.

HOWEVER: sometimes they go too far and act as judge and jury themselves, a position which is reserved for God and for God alone. It is up to Christians merely to warn of the consequences and not pronounce judgement, after all we're all equally worthless because none of us are perfect. I'll bet that some of these people will bash the S-M folks and will go home tonight and cheat on their taxes. Their message may be correct, but they're relaying it in the wrong manner, and will not win any friends, unfortunately. I'm a Christian and trust in God completely, but I don't claim to be better than anyone who isn't because it isn't through my own righteousness that I have been redeemed.

Well, I'm done evangelizing for today, thank you, drive through, come again. :)
2002-04-05 12:05:55 PM  
Is the SBC irrelevant yet? Wake me when they're irrelevant.
2002-04-05 12:05:59 PM  
I'm not disputing the fact that they have the right to do this, but rather the fact that they end up winning sometimes, and then us "kinksters" are then out of a wonderful and educational event. Its not all about being tied up and spanked, but more about how to be tied up and spanked without being severely hurt or having your kids (parents, respectively), walk in on you!
2002-04-05 12:08:13 PM  
Well, I'd have to check which hotel this is, but it should be within 5 minutes of here. Of course, I didn't get an invite, but I'd only wish to watch, that's for sure.
2002-04-05 12:14:18 PM  
Just make sure to avoid the fried clam platter that week.
2002-04-05 12:15:59 PM  
The Southern Baptists can go fornicate themselves with a hot metal rod
2002-04-05 12:16:19 PM  
Put it this way..I'm avoiding the pool that weekend you bunch of fluid-dripping freaks
2002-04-05 12:17:49 PM  
I wouldn't boycott the whole chain, but at least THAT hotel. You know damn well the underpaid housekeepers aren't gonna be able to find and remove all that man-juice.
2002-04-05 12:17:57 PM  
Sounds like a hoot to me. I really don't see why the
Baptists have their panties in a bunch.
2002-04-05 12:18:04 PM  
The Baptists are idiots:

However, thank god we live in coutry where a group can a "Beat me in St. Louis" Covention and another group can protest it.

For everyone's biatching, this is what america is all about the freedom to make choices, and to urge others to follow you!
2002-04-05 12:19:26 PM  
I think its pretty farkin stupid that someone can do this in a country where we're supposed to be free to do as we wish. I mean hell, we're not breaking any laws.

AAHHH, the classic "they must be fascist twits since they dont agree with me" argument. Meapet, dont confuse economics with politics. From what Ive read, the baptists have dont a darn thing to have your sex meeting prohibited. You are still free to have it wherever you want in a political/legal sense. Economically though, your small group may have a problem since the financial impact of pissing your group off is much less than the pissing the baptists off. There is no equality in economics. Only money.

"It's absolutely ridiculous, because now they have a boycott against all Ramada hotel chains, and Ramada is thinking about dropping all Alternative Sexuality events."
Good, their boycott worked. And what will your response be? To label them backwards, judgemental, etc. (all of which is true)? Big deal. Instead you might try to find a small hotel/chuck e cheese restaurant that needs this publicity, get a better rate and still have your alternative sex party. ANd then talk to other alternative sexers and start a quiet nationwide support network for those hotels/chuck e cheeses that helped you in the difficult times.
2002-04-05 12:22:37 PM  
Maybe they're mad because they weren't invited.
I know I am.
2002-04-05 12:28:00 PM  

The Morals flow from the mountain where the money is held!

Let all the protesters do what they want, when it comes to policy the Money decides what is right.

If the "Sex with Animals" can give enough buisiness to the hotel chains, then screw the baptists. Of course if they cannot, then find an alley somewhere and enjoy....

You Sick freaks!

2002-04-05 12:28:51 PM  
DrDave: Pleeeeaase tell me it was from a Ho Jo waitress!
2002-04-05 12:32:26 PM  
The letter called "Beat Me in St. Louis" a "direct attack on the fabric of traditional family values and the Biblical heritage of our denomination and its churches."

Riiiiiight. this was a deliberate, specific attack on the southern baptists. Of course! I should have known.
2002-04-05 12:32:56 PM  
Meapet, I understand that you're hacked not because they can try to do this, but because sometimes it works -- and I also know that it's not "just being tied up" or whatever; it's just a nice and humorous shorthand.

The point is though that you're complaining that "they can do this in this supposedly free country" - dude, the fact that this country is free is EXACTLY why baptists can protest kinky sex, and EXACTLY why you guys can have it in the first place.

You try to legally prevent baptists from doing this and
1)they'll do it anyway, quietly - how's the gov't going to *prove* that baptists didn't go to HoJo just because of kinky sex parties, and
2)Next thing you know, these parties won't even be legal in states like MO.

It's called freedom of speech, man - get used to it.
And as for "sometimes they win" well, yeah - it's a business decision made by the hotel, and you'd make the same call. It's easier to piss off 5000 kinky sex fans than five million or whatever biatchy religious conservatives. If you don't like that, start your own hotel chain and cater to kink. Just don't expect to make a lot of cash in MO, KS or OK.
2002-04-05 12:35:07 PM  
checking calendar... when is it again? it's good to be only a couple of hours from st louie!
2002-04-05 12:35:38 PM  
And for the record, I'm all for attacking Sothern Baptists and their idea of what constitutes "family values." The more direct, the better.

"It's your hell; YOU burn in it."
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