NikolaiFarkoff: I hate you.

/no greenlights and bitter.

If I'm going to the bathroom while driving, I'm damn well praying for all the green lights I can.

Nice headline...

NikolaiFarkoff,

You must have absolutely nothing better to do with your time. How I envy you. Nice headline.

Beats the hell out of the Snapple bottles I'm used to going in and tossing out the window on the freewayc onramps

I was under the impression that they already had those. How embarrassing.

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Beats the hell out of the Snapple bottles I'm used to going in and tossing out the window on the freewayc onramps

PLEASE tell me there is no 'return-for-deposit' on THOSE bottles.

I'd still rather do my business out the window while moving at a high rate of speed.

"Now, your father...he got game."

/"Bang, bang, bang....foot up a dog's ass, all day...thats my pleeeasure."

And you know this.....Man.

This product is insignificant, next to the power of the bumper-dumper.

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I know of someone who tried to throw one of them re-filled snapple bottles out of the window of the car -- but he was too wasted to realize that the window was closed.

The glass shattered and piss went everywhere.

It wasn't for a few minutes that everyone stopped screaming and realized the guy had also severed an artery with the glass and they had to rush the entire high/drunk/stupid bunch to the ER.

Awesome head

b/c...you know..it wasn't fun enough giving my friends a lift in my car. Now they can take a dump just to say thx.

pootsie

Oh dear God I hope it wasn't that all-important dorsal vein.

Poor bugger.

Nothing beats throwing an open bottle of urine down a third floor window. :D

Well, maybe the pride encountered by filling a gallon orange juice bottle up with your urine. That's a feat.

Shockingbird

Awesome head

Funny, I didn't see any NSFW links...

Shouldn't you have waited to submit this tomorrow?

...somebody roll down a window

groininjury
It was just his arm, from the flying glass after the bottle smashed on the window.

Buncha angry junkies in THAT car.

The company says that the chemicals break down waste into a "sweet smelling, inoffensive liquid", which can be disposed of at the end of a journey.

Mountain Dew anyone?

pootsie

Too bad - that'd've learned 'em.

Since I don't allow things like smoking in my car, there ain't no way I'm even going to consider allowing that.

Great headline. Favorite line from an awesome movie.

It's called a Winnebago, and it's not only got a toilet, but a couple of beds, a shower, and a kitchen.

Perfect stash spot.

Jeffyd

You'll like this joke then....


This guy is standing on the side of the road. He saw a semi coming down the road so he sticks his thumb out so he could hitch a ride. The truck pulls over and he gets in the cab. A couple miles down the road he feels the need to take a crap. He asks the truck driver to pull over. The driver tells him to go out the window. The passenger rolls down the window and sticks his butt out the window to take a crap. At the same time they pass by two people standing on the side of the road.

The truck passes and the one guy says to the other guy, "Did you see the size of that chew that guy spit out?"

The other guy, "No, but I saw his huge lips!"

bludstone

You beat me to it....

"Eatin up all the food....all the chitlins, all the pigs feet, all the hog maul...I like dem chitlins...I want some PIG FEET."

/classic

My roommate once used an empty margarine container to urinate in when someone was monopolizing the bathroom. He then threw it from the window of our 22nd floor apartment into the alley below. The bums were screaming EXTRA loud that night!

/Trying to turn this into a peepee and poopoo story thread

Now that's some funny stuff! Great movie - have it on DVD!

wonder when the first "police detonate what was believed to be a device caught shiat-faced with their pants down" fark post will be...


remember, I called it

this could have been achieved in a much simpler fashion by simply cutting a hole in the drivers seat and the floor of the drivers side...just don't drive behind them.

i've been going in the car for years now!

/depends

Ms. Beanz

I'm sorry, but you forgot about the collard greens.

"Whoa...what are the chances?"

Isn't this a pretty old idea?

from TFA: "aimed at people with bowel and bladder problems"

I always thought it was unsportsmanlike to aim at people with bowel and bladder problems....

"Honey I'm taking the car to drop the kids off at the pool"

shiatters Full!!!

rawdog

I hate myself.

/but I love that movie!

"Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl"

/heh

"Perhaps the most far-flung and unusual order came from a man in Australia who wanted to buy an Indipod for his wife's birthday."

Nothing says I love you and happy birthday, nor displays your thoughtful romantic side quite like giving your wife a car toilet for her birthday.