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(WBAL TV)   Neighborhood terrorized by rampaging cocks. "Neighbors have been left with a bad taste in their mouths"   (thewbalchannel.com) divider line 29
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Bazuka
2005-05-24 12:43:28 PM
*golf clap*
Great headline.
 
Lullaby
2005-05-24 12:52:14 PM
Ahaha. It's funny because "cock" is a homonym.
 
Guttrpunk
2005-05-24 12:56:27 PM
but...it tastes like chicken.
 
ozone [TotalFark]
2005-05-24 01:02:08 PM
Guuttrpunk:
but...it tastes like chicken.

have you been putting your cock in the cock again?

/sounds fishy to me.
 
Weaps [TotalFark]
2005-05-24 01:27:10 PM
but...it tastes like chicken.


According to Alton Brown, I'd say it tastes more like Coq Au Vin
 
brap [TotalFark]
2005-05-24 01:29:33 PM


Door key
 
badgerb
2005-05-24 02:27:23 PM
I second the golf clap. Brillant. You are the master.
 
Fuzzyshrimp
2005-05-24 02:27:50 PM
"Chicken make lousy house pet"
 
arbitrary
2005-05-24 02:29:53 PM
someone owes me a keyboard
 
Baelz
2005-05-24 02:31:49 PM
None of these people own a dog? By dog would have some free lunch if there were chickens running around my neighborhood.
 
BearToy [TotalFark]
2005-05-24 02:40:17 PM

Ugh.
That's revolting.
 
Forbidden_Donut
2005-05-24 02:41:40 PM
What? I live in Columbia and I haven't heard anything about this.

Who knew you could live in the same small town as roaming cock and never hear about it?

/loves homonyms
 
saarq
2005-05-24 02:55:20 PM
KRAMER: There's Marcelino. (Marcelino enters the ring holding a huge white rooster.)

JERRY: Look at the size of his bird!

KRAMER: That looks like a dog with a glove on his head.
 
zippythechimp
2005-05-24 02:56:32 PM
We have the same problem in our town. There is a rooster that starts at 4:00 am every morning. Very annoying. The thing is huge. I hope a cat gets it. Or a dog.
 
HAL_lives
2005-05-24 03:00:43 PM
two words: pellet gun
 
Stu_Pidd
2005-05-24 03:01:41 PM
Best
Head
Line
Evar!
 
mark12A [TotalFark]
2005-05-24 03:04:52 PM
It's food. Kill it and eat it.

/used to have pet chickens
//Henry the Rooster wuz cool
 
Jon_da_Brockman
2005-05-24 03:05:51 PM
Lullaby: Ahaha. It's funny because "cock" is a homonym.


I have been told my cock is a homonym for small. I dont know what homonym means though. Its opposite, right?
 
Sethor
2005-05-24 03:06:31 PM


Wanted for questioning?
 
dmbfan
2005-05-24 03:08:01 PM

Surrenders
 
Bazuka
2005-05-24 03:12:40 PM
Jon_Da_Bockman

Homonym = One word with more than two meanings
Antonym = A word that's the complete opposite of another. An antonym for small is large.
 
Bazuka
2005-05-24 03:13:23 PM
I can't read.
 
phoxxy
2005-05-24 03:19:09 PM
SWALLOW! SWALLOW!

/oh..wait
 
duckbutter
2005-05-24 03:22:40 PM
Forbidden_Donut

It was on the front page of the Columbia Flyer.
 
duckbutter
2005-05-24 03:31:45 PM
I lied, it was actually on the front page of the Columbia Flier.
 
DrForrester
2005-05-24 04:21:17 PM
If a rooster woke me up at 4 AM, it would only happen once.

Shoot 'em!
 
Trail Mix
2005-05-24 06:16:02 PM
"The Rampaging Cocks" would make an excellent band name.
 
bowlby4
2005-05-24 06:23:38 PM
 
therecksays
2005-05-24 06:41:58 PM
clap clap clap
 
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