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61545 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 May 2005 at 2:23 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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DAR [TotalFark]
2005-05-24 08:05:05 AM  
Can I watch!
2005-05-24 08:17:44 AM  
DAR can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
2005-05-24 08:22:35 AM  
it's farcical really

She said farcical.
2005-05-24 08:32:31 AM  
and since it's still really secretive and undercover in the UK I thought it would be great to go out to LA and see what happens," she says.

Hmm, a hot, bisexual starfarker in LA- GEE, do you think she found the acceptance she was craving there?
2005-05-24 09:03:38 AM  
I bet her parents are really proud.
2005-05-24 11:33:42 AM  
If I were her no. just no.
2005-05-24 12:56:34 PM  
"It definitely shed a different light on what happened last year you know, the media was saying that I was the marriage-wrecker, that I'm the bad person, that I did it for the money, and that couldn't be further from the truth."

Riiiigghhhtt... You just did it out of the kindness of your heart, right?
2005-05-24 02:14:07 PM  
Perhaps her new-found self-confidence can partly be put down to her recent and supposedly "very necessary" boob job.

"I was quite tubby when I was going out with my ex-boyfriend, and my boobs just lost their elasticity," she says.

I wonder how much tubby it takes to make breasts flabby.

/not really a threadjack, right?
2005-05-24 02:25:50 PM  
Meh... she's not that attractive. It's mostly makeup, and there's too much of it.
2005-05-24 02:26:18 PM  
All right I'm waiting for the Attention Whore pic.
2005-05-24 02:27:46 PM  
In fact, she looks like:

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2005-05-24 02:28:54 PM  
she looks like the beast in the movie "A River Wild"...

not Kevin Bacon
2005-05-24 02:28:54 PM  
What a big nose!
2005-05-24 02:30:09 PM  
Actually, looking again, she kinda reminds me of what J-Lo will look 10 years from now if she doesn't go the fatty way.
2005-05-24 02:30:59 PM  
Is there some rule in the U.K. that every single trash news story has to start with an adjective?
2005-05-24 02:31:39 PM  
2005-05-24 02:31:59 PM  
Looks like she has scoliosis...or she's just too damn lazy to stand up straight.
2005-05-24 02:32:50 PM  
anybody got a pic of her knees?

/just making sure they're not pointy
2005-05-24 02:32:59 PM  
Speaking of J-Lo, can someone please tell me what that hype is all about? I just don't think she's all that. And yes, this thread(jack) is useless without pics....
2005-05-24 02:34:20 PM  
2005-05-24 02:36:00 PM  
/like anna nicole
//nicole richey
///any other d grade celeb
2005-05-24 02:36:27 PM  
Wonder if she got to meet Ellen DeGenerous and Mandy Rogers?
2005-05-24 02:36:46 PM  
"I'm bisexual, so I'm attracted to other women, and since it's still really secretive and undercover in the UK I thought it would be great to go out to LA and see what happens," she says.

What is she talking about? Doesn't she read FARK? The U.S. is the worst country in the world to be in if you are gay. Any FARK fearmonger will tell you...
2005-05-24 02:38:26 PM  
she competes for Z-list male celebrity attention with her arch-rival, glamour girl Abi Titmuss

I'm sure that's her real name.
2005-05-24 02:39:11 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Just wait until she blows the pants off of Bollywood's lesbian elite!
2005-05-24 02:39:29 PM  
So David Beckham is a lesbian? I didn't see that coming.
2005-05-24 02:39:45 PM  
2005-05-24 02:40:03 PM  

It's only bad to be in if you want to get married or adopt kids. If you want to live a life of hedonism and you're an attractive lesbian, LA is the center of the lipstick universe.

/not a lesbian
//wouldn't mind watching
2005-05-24 02:40:05 PM  
Alex, you'll notice that I've slept with A LOT of famous people.
2005-05-24 02:40:12 PM  
Blow the pants off! Why can't she just step out of them one leg at-a-time like everybody else?!!

Second that attention whore vote.
2005-05-24 02:40:12 PM  
Oh NO! Now we have to change the plaque on the Statue of Liberty to include socially outcast persons of alternative sexual lifestyle!
2005-05-24 02:40:55 PM  
it is just me or is the funniest thing in that streaker attention whore picture the officer guy with the hat?
2005-05-24 02:41:49 PM  
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2005-05-24 02:41:53 PM  
she competes for Z-list male celebrity attention with her arch-rival, glamour girl Abi Titmuss
I'm sure that's her real name.

Actually her name was Ilika Lickalotapus but it just didn't cut it in Hollywood.
2005-05-24 02:42:08 PM  
I'd bend it like Beckham.
She could tell the press how she couldn't walk straight for two days.

Shame on you media whores.

"I think there will probably be a lot more revelations to come out of the woodwork by other people David just loves women," says Loos.

Umm that is just about every straight guy. Just not all of us have fame, money, brit accent.

Note to self: If I ever get famous only sleep with asian women who don't speak english.
2005-05-24 02:42:53 PM  
Loos says the documentary was a chance to 'meet some gorgeous women'

AAAAAH... so i need to be in a DOCUMENTARY to meet some hot lesbians! DAMNIT.. And all this time i thought i would be at the gay bar!!!

//comments on any lesbian theme
///needs some ;)
2005-05-24 02:44:18 PM  
Look at me! I have no talent , but I farked somebody famous!!!

She should hang out with Courtney Love. I'm sure they'd have alot to talk about.
2005-05-24 02:44:32 PM  
Loos = Homewrecker.

Isn't thinking somebody is better than everyone else because of your sexual preference, like, uh, so 5 years ago?
2005-05-24 02:46:10 PM  
2005-05-24 02:47:47 PM  
I'd Get the carpet ready for her...And the box it comes in.
2005-05-24 02:50:35 PM  
/heres to hoping we see Portia de Rossi's first hardcore scene.
2005-05-24 02:51:56 PM  
I'd like to see Wynona Ryder and Tara Reid doing it.

/just sayin'
2005-05-24 02:54:00 PM  
Loos = Homewrecker.

I think Bend It might have had something to do with it as well.
2005-05-24 02:56:47 PM  
Who the fark greenlights this shiat?

1. Never heard of her.
2. Don't care about her.
3. Doesn't think she's all that hot, either, based on the pic.
2005-05-24 02:57:32 PM  
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2005-05-24 02:58:53 PM  
Ok, Gunderson owes me a new keyboard!
2005-05-24 03:01:23 PM  
I hear at the end of the movie they all go play softball...

/lesbian stereotypes are funny.
2005-05-24 03:04:49 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
/wishlists work better with pics
2005-05-24 03:10:16 PM  
2005-05-24 03:11:16 PM  
lol Minus!!!

/ha.. box
2005-05-24 03:13:59 PM  
Mordis: socially outcast persons of alternative sexual lifestyle!

2005-05-24 03:14:10 PM  
/blow me where the pampers is?
2005-05-24 03:17:31 PM  
"As the former Madrid-based PA to 'Golden Balls', Loos, the daughter of a Dutch diplomat father and an English mother, claimed she became an 'alternative wife' to Beckham when the Real Madrid star was home alone in Spain without Posh and the boys."

What the hell language is that - 30 seconds of reading and I feel like I need to lie down with a wet towel over my eyes...
2005-05-24 03:20:15 PM  
Uh, dmbfan I think that's NSFW. That might get you in trouble. Or maybe it's just me.
2005-05-24 03:20:17 PM  
2005-05-24 03:24:32 PM  
Isn't this Loos person the skank that whacked off a pig on Brit TV last year?

however, those of you with kazaa (or P2P of your choice)might want to look for video featuring Abi Titmus.
she's a dirty, dirty girl (I mean that in the best possible way)
2005-05-24 03:25:15 PM  
"But then the grass is always greener, and I'm totally happy with who I am now!"

A kiss & tell attention whore!? Wow, Congratulations!
2005-05-24 03:26:47 PM  
Oh the difference between a regular lesbian and a power lesbian? Regular lesbian = AA's, power lesbian = D's

/this attempt at humour brought to you by Duracell, the copper top
2005-05-24 03:28:20 PM  
I just hope this very important information gets to our teen and tween girls fast enough for them to start using this nobody as their new role model.

*Stupid attention whore... marriage-wrecking playset*
2005-05-24 03:28:35 PM  
The Precious:

Uh, dmbfan I think that's NSFW. That might get you in trouble. Or maybe it's just me.

I'm all for seeing hot lesbians kissing where I work.

/hasn't happened yet
//probably never will
2005-05-24 03:28:55 PM  
What an ass.

/don't mean that as a compliment to her body
2005-05-24 03:31:32 PM  
Someday, I want to be a lesbian talk show host just like Ellen and Rosie!

/not really, I'm going to be the first lesbian Prime Minister of Canada
//milk force nine
2005-05-24 03:34:19 PM  
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Hit it?
Oh, yes.
And many times over.
2005-05-24 03:34:40 PM  
Farking a married person doesn't make you less of a skank, even if he's famous.

/dirty whore
//now my monitor has syphilis
2005-05-24 03:39:40 PM  
Atomic_Messiah: DAR can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

Ah haha. That's marvelous.

Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
2005-05-24 03:41:33 PM  
Farking a married person doesn't make you less of a skank, even if he's famous.

I wouldn't necesarily say that farking a married person makes you a skank at all. However, if you fark a married person and decide to tell the whole world about it so you can get your 15 minutes of fame it does make you a world class attention and whore and deserving of any and all ridicule you may receive.
2005-05-24 03:42:30 PM  
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Some of the GIS results for "power lesbian".
2005-05-24 03:44:09 PM  
I'm all for seeing hot lesbians kissing where I work."

dude.. me too!...

so.. HERE!

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BEST i could do..
2005-05-24 03:48:37 PM  
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This girl is definitely hittable.
2005-05-24 03:50:12 PM  
Also, despite all the hot lesbian kissing pictures, atomic messiah already won the thread. More goodness!

What's this day of rest shiat? What's this bullshiat? I don't farkin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the farks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have farked you in the ass Saturday. I fark you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
2005-05-24 03:52:14 PM  
'Golden Balls'

they call him Golden Balls.... hahahahahaha!!!!!!1
2005-05-24 03:52:41 PM  
half-dutch + half-english == half-hot + half-smarmy biatch
2005-05-24 03:54:14 PM  
...she competes for Z-list male celebrity attention...

Z-list? are these the guys who can't even make it onto The Surreal Life?
2005-05-24 04:03:31 PM  
What's that? Power tool lesbians get ready to have their pants taken off and then blow?

Ohh, sorry, I must've read that article a little too fast. My mind must be in teh guttar.
2005-05-24 04:06:02 PM  
You farktard. I just sploodged my monitor.
Go away and say 50 Hail Mary's for contributing to the delinquincy of my custard chucker.
2005-05-24 04:15:26 PM  
"And I tell you something pull any of that shiat with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes...I rake it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the farkin' trigger till it goes click."
2005-05-24 04:22:02 PM  
"You rolled your way into the semis . . . Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we gonna fu*k you up."
2005-05-24 04:27:42 PM  
2005-05-24 04:45:53 PM  
Oh_Enough_Already As someone with a bisexual spouse I have to say that I don't mind the trend. I think the problem is not a trend towards bisexuality in women but male arrogance. Most men I've met seem to think that they know everything there is about pleasing women. Sadly 90% of them don't even know where to start.
2005-05-24 04:47:02 PM  

Never underestimate the power of dick. This trend could also mean another thing for men, more threesomes!
2005-05-24 04:56:18 PM  
People who make documentaries like that and are named rebecca loos should lick my crotch.
2005-05-24 05:17:52 PM  
All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.
-Banky Edwards
2005-05-24 05:24:51 PM  
Regarding Oh_Enough_Already: Has anyone else read The Forever War? Where in the future everyone is gay?

Pretty good book, although it went on too long - once his first return home is over I thought it kind of lost its way.
2005-05-24 06:03:21 PM  

In fact, at our present course, women willingly having sex with YOU for any purpose other than procreation will become extinct within YOUR lifetime.
2005-05-24 06:17:53 PM  
Great, now heterosexuals have a persecution complex. Brilliant, just farking brilliant.
2005-05-24 06:26:42 PM  
Isn't being bisexual just a way to get twice the ass? Isn't it enough to potentially be attracted to half the people on earth? Now you wanna flirt with the other half?

The bisexuals I have known were generally more likely to wreck a marriage.

/but the 3somes were kinda cool
2005-05-24 06:37:07 PM  
Regarding Oh_Enough_Already: Has anyone else read The Forever War? Where in the future everyone is gay?

Pretty good book, although it went on too long - once his first return home is over I thought it kind of lost its way.

If you liked that, read The Wanting Seed by Anthony Burgess. (He wrote A Clockwork Orange) Also in a future setting, homosexuality is considered the norm and straight people are chastised and persecuted. The main character has to pretend to be gay to be socially and occupationally accepted but he's secretly married to a woman. Not nearly as good as Clockwork, but interesting.
2005-05-24 07:36:34 PM  
Bisexuality is not "a way" to get anything. People are attracted to what they're attracted to. Nobody just up and chooses to be gay, bi, or straight. It's what you like, love, and lust for that makes you one way or the other.

Bisexuals like both genders, but usually have a preference (and most of the time, no matter what gender the bisexual is, the preference is women) and can live a lifetime with just one partner of a particular gender. Bisexuals are not all sex-crazed beasts who fark everything that moves. Some never actually DO anything with members of their own gender, but are still attracted to them.

I bet you know more bisexuals than you think you know. Just because a person doesn't advertise their sexuality or try to jump you doesn't mean that they are straight.
2005-05-24 09:26:34 PM  
I thought bisexuals flipped a coin. Heads I get some tail. Tails I get some . Well you figure it out.
2005-05-24 11:01:32 PM  
ok. so sex sells, bisexuality is trendy, and she's a cheap z-list hollywood fark. remember, it is 2000's: the decade of McMedia. So there's really nothing new to see here people.
2005-05-24 11:22:46 PM  
Oh_Enough_Already: I am finding myself agreeing with you. Mind you, I've been thinking unpopular thoughts like that since 1997.
2005-05-25 01:12:57 AM  
Righhhhht. All women are secretly attracted to other
Anybody who thinks that, I've got a bridge to sell them. For every guy who's had his girlfriend unexpectedly come in while he was doin' the nasty with their attractive next-door neighbour and had it turn into a Forum-style threesome with the gals getting it on while he was sticking it in the orifice of his choice, there's been about 20 guys land in the hospital with multiple stab injuries and about the same number of formerly-attractive next-door neighbours off solid food until their jaws set.
2005-05-25 09:52:19 AM  
Years ago I read a horrible science fiction novel set in a future in which men had become extinct, atleast until some eager beaver genetically engineered a viable male child (which of course the power lesbian elite forces of the government wanted to kill). Seems this society was able to continue the species through secret artifical fertilization of women (they ritualized it), but unable to produce male children (that's so good science there). Quite horrid all around as I recall.. wish I could remember the name/author..

2005-05-25 10:15:58 AM  
Why can't someone like this ever get killed in a LA drive-by instead of some four year old on a swingset?
2005-05-25 03:51:39 PM  
Hiro-ACiD: Is that a margaret atwood book?
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