DAR can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

it's farcical really

She said farcical.

I bet her parents are really proud.

If I were her parent....no. no. just no.

"It definitely shed a different light on what happened last year you know, the media was saying that I was the marriage-wrecker, that I'm the bad person, that I did it for the money, and that couldn't be further from the truth."

Riiiigghhhtt... You just did it out of the kindness of your heart, right?

Perhaps her new-found self-confidence can partly be put down to her recent and supposedly "very necessary" boob job.

"I was quite tubby when I was going out with my ex-boyfriend, and my boobs just lost their elasticity," she says.

I wonder how much tubby it takes to make breasts flabby.

/not really a threadjack, right?

Meh... she's not that attractive. It's mostly makeup, and there's too much of it.

All right I'm waiting for the Attention Whore pic.

In fact, she looks like:

she looks like the beast in the movie "A River Wild"...

not Kevin Bacon

What a big nose!

Actually, looking again, she kinda reminds me of what J-Lo will look 10 years from now if she doesn't go the fatty way.

Is there some rule in the U.K. that every single trash news story has to start with an adjective?

Do I have to do everything.

Looks like she has scoliosis...or she's just too damn lazy to stand up straight.

anybody got a pic of her knees?

/just making sure they're not pointy

Speaking of J-Lo, can someone please tell me what that hype is all about? I just don't think she's all that. And yes, this thread(jack) is useless without pics....

yawn

LOOKS LIKE TO ME THIS IS HER ONLY SHOT AT GLORY SO SHE NEEDS TO MAKE THE MOST OF IT
/like anna nicole
//nicole richey
///any other d grade celeb

Wonder if she got to meet Ellen DeGenerous and Mandy Rogers?

"I'm bisexual, so I'm attracted to other women, and since it's still really secretive and undercover in the UK I thought it would be great to go out to LA and see what happens," she says.

What is she talking about? Doesn't she read FARK? The U.S. is the worst country in the world to be in if you are gay. Any FARK fearmonger will tell you...

she competes for Z-list male celebrity attention with her arch-rival, glamour girl Abi Titmuss

I'm sure that's her real name.

So David Beckham is a lesbian? I didn't see that coming.

I'D HIT IT

B.P.

It's only bad to be in if you want to get married or adopt kids. If you want to live a life of hedonism and you're an attractive lesbian, LA is the center of the lipstick universe.

/not a lesbian
//wouldn't mind watching

Alex, you'll notice that I've slept with A LOT of famous people.

Blow the pants off! Why can't she just step out of them one leg at-a-time like everybody else?!!

Second that attention whore vote.

Oh NO! Now we have to change the plaque on the Statue of Liberty to include socially outcast persons of alternative sexual lifestyle!

it is just me or is the funniest thing in that streaker attention whore picture the officer guy with the hat?

NM156:
she competes for Z-list male celebrity attention with her arch-rival, glamour girl Abi Titmuss
I'm sure that's her real name.

Actually her name was Ilika Lickalotapus but it just didn't cut it in Hollywood.

I'd bend it like Beckham.
She could tell the press how she couldn't walk straight for two days.

Shame on you media whores.

"I think there will probably be a lot more revelations to come out of the woodwork by other people David just loves women," says Loos.

Umm that is just about every straight guy. Just not all of us have fame, money, brit accent.

Note to self: If I ever get famous only sleep with asian women who don't speak english.

Loos says the documentary was a chance to 'meet some gorgeous women'

AAAAAH... so i need to be in a DOCUMENTARY to meet some hot lesbians! DAMNIT.. And all this time i thought i would be at the gay bar!!!

/SO EXCITED ABOUT GAY PRIDE IN PENSACOLA THIS WEEKEND
//comments on any lesbian theme
///needs some ;)

Look at me! I have no talent , but I farked somebody famous!!!

She should hang out with Courtney Love. I'm sure they'd have alot to talk about.

Loos = Homewrecker.

Isn't thinking somebody is better than everyone else because of your sexual preference, like, uh, so 5 years ago?

I'd Get the carpet ready for her...And the box it comes in.

/heres to hoping we see Portia de Rossi's first hardcore scene.

I'd like to see Wynona Ryder and Tara Reid doing it.

/just sayin'

british:
Loos = Homewrecker.

I think Bend It might have had something to do with it as well.

Who the fark greenlights this shiat?

1. Never heard of her.
2. Don't care about her.
3. Doesn't think she's all that hot, either, based on the pic.

Ok, Gunderson owes me a new keyboard!

I hear at the end of the movie they all go play softball...

/lesbian stereotypes are funny.

/wishlists work better with pics

lol Minus!!!

/ha.. box
//mmmmm..box