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(The Smoking Gun)   Tawny Kitaen mugshot and police report   ( divider line
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25907 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Apr 2002 at 12:40 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-04-04 12:43:11 PM  

She's gotten gross since that Whitesnake video!

2002-04-04 12:43:39 PM  
Finley is in for such a beating when she gets out.
2002-04-04 12:44:00 PM  
someone has been beating on her with an ugly stick pretty damn hard these past few years!
2002-04-04 12:44:10 PM  
That is one scary lookin beeenatch
2002-04-04 12:44:11 PM  
she's gotten 145 lbs too.
time is a cruel mistress.
2002-04-04 12:44:25 PM  
WHO?! Must be some 80s relic. More evidence that the 80s were worthless.
2002-04-04 12:44:25 PM  
Stevey Nix? (sp?)
2002-04-04 12:44:34 PM  
2002-04-04 12:44:45 PM  
I wouldn't wanna wake up next to that.
2002-04-04 12:45:08 PM  
Somebody smacked her with the same UGLY stick as Yasmine Bleeth.
2002-04-04 12:45:30 PM  
Man these Smoking Gun people are on the ball.
2002-04-04 12:46:04 PM  
It's abuse just looking like that!
2002-04-04 12:46:09 PM  
When this shiat happens to hot chicks, it makes me terrified of marrying hot women.
2002-04-04 12:46:27 PM  
Jesus. What a nightmare. Finley prolly hasn't farked her since '89. Skank.
2002-04-04 12:46:52 PM  
Tawny Kitaen beat up on Chuck Finley ? He should know better than to let his wife charge the mound. Should have thrown a high fastball to brush her back.
2002-04-04 12:47:15 PM  
145 lbs!!! Dump the biatch, Chuck.
2002-04-04 12:47:55 PM  
She was mad because she found out there was a donkey at Finley's bachelor party.
2002-04-04 12:48:03 PM  
Height 507 what????
2002-04-04 12:50:00 PM  
I can't believe some of you kids haven't seen 'Bachelor Party'
2002-04-04 12:50:28 PM  
hahaha... and 2 other witnesses....she's booked....
2002-04-04 12:50:51 PM  
Tawney who?

"she allegedly kicked and twisted the ear of her husband"

She kicked his ear and then twisted it? Ear fettish or something?
2002-04-04 12:51:03 PM  

Okay. Maybe he asked for it. Or maybe Tawny is a true Indian fan, who just can't get angry enough about Chuck's post-season performance last year.

Here's the line on Finley's last two official beatings, prior to Monday's pummeling--Games 2 and 5 of last year's AL Division Series loss to the Seattle Mariners.


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2002-04-04 12:51:42 PM  
Didn't she use to fark OJ.
2002-04-04 12:53:03 PM  
"Didn't she use to fark OJ."

No, she's still alive.
2002-04-04 12:54:29 PM  
America's Funniest Hasbeens
2002-04-04 12:55:21 PM  
Am I the only person that feels "dirty" now for drooling over her while listening to: "In the Heat of the Night" while she climbed all over those cars?

145 lbs isn't that bad, depending on your height.
Who wants a freaking bean pole? I want curves.
2002-04-04 12:56:05 PM  
"hands" and "boots" are described as the weapons used.
I would like to get Handled, then Boot her.
2002-04-04 12:56:08 PM  
I seem to remember when Finley came up he was supposed to be "un-hittable"? Guess Sports Illustrated was wrong again...
2002-04-04 12:56:32 PM  
Post I made on earlier thread that was probably too late for any of you to read:

She got arrested on Monday Night and did not get released until Wednesday night. 48 hours.
Looking at the Mug Shot, Chuck probably wanted Medusa away from him long enough to recover.
Her bail could not have been that high, no one wanted her out of Jail?
Maybe they did not arraign her for a while but it says she got out Late Wednesday night. Whats up with that?
2002-04-04 12:57:21 PM  
I am filing a lawsuit against her as well. For that farking picture that just made me shiat myself in horror.
2002-04-04 12:57:41 PM  
Sports Illustrated sux. Get "The Sporting News" or "Baseball Weekly" if you want real credible baseball information.

Sports Illustrated is like the People Magazine of sports now.
2002-04-04 12:58:20 PM  
Looking like that, I could probably get her.
And of course, any woman that I am able to get, to unnatractive to be seen in public with.
Story of my life.
2002-04-04 12:58:37 PM  
I had floor seats at a RATT concert in 1985.
She was standing at the mixing platform right next to me.
She was beyond incredible. Short skirt and white cowboy boots...Sad to see her now.

One movie where she shows bush is Witchboard
2002-04-04 12:58:42 PM  
That is one [image from too old to be available] lookin biatch. Never heard of her either.
2002-04-04 12:59:16 PM  
I hear ya Redbird, bones are for the dog - meat is for the man
2002-04-04 12:59:29 PM  
god, she is frightening looking...
2002-04-04 12:59:47 PM  
do you people really not know who she is?
good lord I must be old

she used to be hot.. of course she used to fark OJ too... made a porno with him
2002-04-04 01:00:41 PM  
Maybe Chuck just wouldn't listen.
2002-04-04 01:00:45 PM  
OJ Farked Tawny. Cheated on his wife with her:

O.J. SIMPSON: Never struck Ms. Simpson - if he had, she would have been injured more seriously; talked about childhood in projects, school years as athlete, Heisman Trophy and professional career with Buffalo Bills; had loving relationship with Ms. Simpson - they separated because she'd lived with him since age 18 and needed free time; her behavior became erratic after separation and she joined crowd he didn't like; she pursued him relentlessly but reconciliation never worked; didn't kill ex-wife and leave body where children could find it; insisted never owned pair of Bruno Magli shoes; said letter written but never sent by ex-wife, accusing him of beatings, was pre-divorce ploy to get him to tear up prenuptial agreement; was unfaithful from time to time and had one-year affair with actress Tawny Kitaen; didn't consider cheating on wife a lie but was "morally wrong"; ashamed he contemplated suicide during chase. Jan. 14, 1997 - USA Today
2002-04-04 01:00:55 PM,+Tawny
2002-04-04 01:01:16 PM  
Made a porno with OJ? I hadn't heard that. Didn't know she even dated did she get out of that relationship alive?

Yes Tawny was incredibly hot.
2002-04-04 01:01:38 PM  
I always wondered what happened to Hedda Nussbaum.

(Go David Coverdale! oh, and Jon Stewart got in there also)
2002-04-04 01:02:03 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

What a lovely couple...
2002-04-04 01:02:38 PM  
home pornos anyway...
2002-04-04 01:03:10 PM  
Holy crap! Can this POSSIBLY be the same woman? She's got a serious case of 'Pamela Anderson Sysdrom' going on!

[image from too old to be available]
2002-04-04 01:03:33 PM  
5'7" and 145 lbs. Not bad for the normals but this guy is a millionaire.
2002-04-04 01:04:44 PM  
OK, Finley has just made the top ten list of biggest sports pussy's. She twisted his farking ear and he couldn't pitch??? WTF
2002-04-04 01:05:12 PM  
I thought that was Chcuk's head in between her Indian style crossed legs. Weird.
2002-04-04 01:05:25 PM  
Casper, you are SO right!

I followed that link through to Yasmine Bleeth, and OMG! I think a whole tribe beat her with ugly sticks!

I'm not sure whether to thank TSG for this info, or curse them for destroying my fantasies....
2002-04-04 01:05:29 PM  
None of the pictures posted has a clear shot of the face!!

Its be Smoke and Mirrors all these years!!!

I feel so violated.
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