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(AZCentral)   Vogue: Angelina Jolie is perfect. If you like incestuous, redneck marrying lunatics.   (azcentral.com) divider line 204
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2002-04-04 06:49:25 PM
Vogue: Angelina Jolie is perfect. If you like incestuous, redneck marrying lunatics.
With boobies like that, yes.
 
2002-04-04 06:49:51 PM
She is hot from the neck down.
 
2002-04-04 06:50:25 PM
 
2002-04-04 06:50:43 PM
well i'd have her
 
2002-04-04 06:51:32 PM
where does it say about her farking her family and getting hitched to rednecks ?
 
2002-04-04 06:51:39 PM
If I were a troutsniffer, I'd definitely do her.
 
2002-04-04 06:52:23 PM
Are they real??
 
2002-04-04 06:52:31 PM
Reaten? You getting this? ;)
 
2002-04-04 06:53:52 PM
Tats just dont look good on her.
 
2002-04-04 06:55:14 PM
I bet she likes to get spanked. Bad little girl...

But I draw the line at cutting. She can save that for Billy Bob.
 
2002-04-04 06:55:39 PM
This is the chick that has "Quod me nutrit me destruit" ("What nourishes me also destroys me") tattooed on her stomach.

Yeah, we want to hold that up to young females as the 'perfect body'.
 
2002-04-04 06:55:43 PM
I wanna be her Cletus. :)
 
2002-04-04 06:56:13 PM
That's perfect? Dammit! Now i have to be anorexic! Every year it's a new look. First it was boobs, now it's skinny, no hips, small boobs. i can't keep doing this to my body! Can someone please make up their mind about what perfection is? Or can you at least stop getting a new editor at Vogue every year?
 
2002-04-04 06:56:59 PM
Hotness....Simply Hotness.
 
2002-04-04 06:57:44 PM
If you like incestuous, redneck marrying lunatics.

Well then count me in if it means being able to break off a piece of that.
 
2002-04-04 06:57:50 PM
Yeah, she's perfect... for me to poop on!

Oh wait, she's probably into that...
 
2002-04-04 06:59:03 PM
When's she gonna do a lesbian porno?
 
2002-04-04 06:59:49 PM
<insert "I'd throw a ..." comment here...>

Aliquis: The basic problem is that you(or any other girl) rely on Vogue to tell you what perfection is.
 
2002-04-04 06:59:57 PM
fark that sheeite!!! damn!! i mean, sure, she's good looking, but PERFECT?!?!? jeebus, that makes me want to go blow up Vogues headquarters. they need to pull their heads out of their asses. btw, i wonder how much money they got paid to say that.
 
2002-04-04 07:00:25 PM
When is she gonna appear in The Smoking Gun looking like Tawny Kitaen?
 
2002-04-04 07:01:38 PM
they need to pull their heads out of their asses.

Impossible. Too bony.
 
2002-04-04 07:01:58 PM
Kolacky - Probably if they ever get more photos of her and Billy Bob's illegal Colombian adopted kid.
 
2002-04-04 07:02:05 PM
Anyone remember the movie "hackers"? Not bad, but it was one of the first and only movies I have seen her in.....
 
2002-04-04 07:02:45 PM
CHEESECAKE.
 
2002-04-04 07:03:11 PM
Fishbowl - I don't blame you. Aside from "Girl, Interrupted," I haven't seen anything else as far as I can recall.
 
2002-04-04 07:03:52 PM
I'd do her.
 
2002-04-04 07:04:59 PM
Billy Bob the Chinese dragon - how drunk do you have to be to get "Billy Bob" tattooed on your arm?
 
2002-04-04 07:05:18 PM
EdgeCrusher : Hell yeah. I am fully behind your every word. I would die and kill for one kiss from Angelina.
 
2002-04-04 07:05:28 PM
Edge Crusher -- Perhaps you should go rub one out, rather than talking mad shiat about one girl, who by the way is not the hottest girl around....
 
2002-04-04 07:06:13 PM
Perfect?
 
2002-04-04 07:06:19 PM
mmmmmm . . . Sophie Dahl is indeed curvy:



more pics, some are very big, some are NSFW
 
2002-04-04 07:06:24 PM
Fishbowl: Hackers is "not bad"?! It's goddamn horrible.
 
2002-04-04 07:07:40 PM
edgecrusher is the first person to make any sense on any of these threads in a hell of a long time. you guys are are freaking computer nerds who sit at your computers and say stuff like angelina jolie isn't hot. you should be so lucky as to even have her glance at you for a second. you spend way too much time looking at air-brushed boobies on fark, apparently...
 
2002-04-04 07:08:04 PM
Krahli -- One of the only redeeming qualitites of the movie is that Ms. Jolie shows the world her boobies. I have seen worse, Blankman for one.
 
2002-04-04 07:08:55 PM
I know someone who farted in an elevator and then had A.J. get in at the next floor.
Worst. Timing. Ever.
 
2002-04-04 07:10:58 PM
Skleenar - hooray. you are one of life's winners.
 
2002-04-04 07:11:15 PM
how drunk do you have to be to get "Billy Bob" tattooed on your arm?

Drunk enough to marry him, I guess.

Perfection?
 
2002-04-04 07:12:19 PM
Fishbowl: Are you sure you aren't thinking about Gia?
 
2002-04-04 07:13:04 PM
Sure, marriage is marriage but a tat lasts forever.
 
2002-04-04 07:13:21 PM
Positive. I have never seen that movie....
 
2002-04-04 07:13:26 PM
Wedge:

Perfection?

Did you see "Small Soldiers"? Man, it sucks that "SS" had to be Phil's last movie.
 
2002-04-04 07:13:40 PM
Jorgegood-"you guys are are freaking computer nerds who sit at your computers and say stuff like angelina jolie isn't hot. you should be so lucky as to even have her glance at you for a second."
Dude,I don't want her to glance my way.I'd run in the other direction if she did.She's a dumb Hollywood skank,who'll be street corner clearance in 6 years when people get tired of her shenanigans and Billy Bob keels over from one too many rat poison enemas and he donates all his money to Scientology or some other shaved nutsack cult.
 
2002-04-04 07:14:25 PM
EdgeCrusher

What, didn't you hear? That is why those terrorists struck the WTC! Every guy in there said Angelina was not hot!


Man, I thought everyone knew that by now.
 
2002-04-04 07:14:56 PM
Yes,she had a quick lame topless scene in Hackers.Whoop de freaking doo.
 
2002-04-04 07:15:54 PM
Fishbowl: There was no nudity in Hackers.
 
2002-04-04 07:15:59 PM
Whatta load of carp. She's creepy as hell. Big ol' froggy lips, tats, and taste in men, iccckkkk. Now Sophie Dahl, mentioned in the article, is hubba-hubba. Loves them curvy wimmins. *pant pant*
 
2002-04-04 07:16:47 PM
perhaps i'm mistaken. oh well..
 
2002-04-04 07:18:20 PM
EdgeCrusher - proving that the tards of the world can be annoying as well as deserving of our pity.
 
OBB
2002-04-04 07:18:50 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmammeries!
 
2002-04-04 07:19:05 PM
Different strokes for different folks...

Not EVERYONE'S idea of hot.
 
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