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(PR Web)   Starting July 15, man who calls himself "Prophet Yahweh" will command UFOs to come down from the skies for the media to photograph, including one over Las Vegas   ( divider line
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12380 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 May 2005 at 11:05 AM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-05-23 12:44:28 PM  
This thread sucks get the idea.

$7.95 for free videos is the best scam ever!
2005-05-23 12:45:17 PM  

how I wish you weren't joking...I soooo want to pound this idjit.
2005-05-23 12:45:53 PM  
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NSFW devil chicks
2005-05-23 12:46:44 PM  
Launch the alert fighters...

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2005-05-23 12:49:09 PM  
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
He told me:
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie...

David Bowie - Starman Lyrics
2005-05-23 12:51:50 PM  

I believe the prophet's dispenser has run out.

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2005-05-23 12:52:19 PM  
NSFW devil chicks


The one thing more freakish than goths... naked goths.
2005-05-23 12:55:11 PM  
To see Prophet's live and pre-recorded UFO summonings, enter and purchase your $7.95 pass.

Looks like it should be Profit Yahweh...
2005-05-23 12:55:19 PM  

Now thats a classy cult leader name...

Prophet Yahweh!!!

Yea... that does not roll of the tounge does it?
2005-05-23 12:59:41 PM  
A Yahweh follower:
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2005-05-23 01:01:03 PM  
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CubOfHearts: ZOLTAN!!!

Now thats a classy cult leader name...
2005-05-23 01:02:19 PM  
Why say unlikely? Why not obvious? The guy says he can do it who am I to judge? It makes as much sense as intelegent design.
2005-05-23 01:02:22 PM  
Man. Submitter needs to actually read the articles he submits since the first line of the PR release is For only 45 days, starting June 1st... not July 15th...
2005-05-23 01:02:42 PM  
Well, if the MIT Time Travelers Party didn't work...

2005-05-23 01:05:17 PM  
It makes as much sense as intelegent design.

A little late in the thread for lame attempts at starting a flamewar, isn't it?

PS- "intelegent"?
2005-05-23 01:05:36 PM  
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In other news, Barry Williams has changed his name to "Prophet Yahweh", plans to use whistle and flashlight to call UFOs
2005-05-23 01:11:25 PM  
NSFW devil chicks

*looks at the bottom mugshot gallery*

Do I watch too much porn when I start to recognize some of them?

And Belladonna isn't evil just.... special.
2005-05-23 01:11:39 PM  
do you think the turbin he's wearin is lined with aluminum foil?
2005-05-23 01:13:37 PM  
Thanks, Jpar6443. I'll look into that.
2005-05-23 01:16:55 PM  
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/the truth is out there
//way out there
2005-05-23 01:17:01 PM  
For those who might actually find this informative, "Yahweh" is the name of God from the Bible. When Moses asks the burning bush who is sending him, God says through the bush "I AM," or "Yahweh."
2005-05-23 01:18:45 PM  
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If you don't have a credit card, so you can pay your $7.95 membership fee, in the payment area of my site, you can buy a prepaid debit Mastercard for as little as $19.95 so you can purchase your membership. Here are some prepaid cards you can buy:

GREEN DOT PREPAID MASTERCARD (I recommend this one):



wow! he sure does know a lot about credit cards for someone who has sworn himself to a life of poverty
2005-05-23 01:21:52 PM  
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want me to sing ya song til the UFOs come, darlin??

God is in.... his holy temple......
2005-05-23 01:22:16 PM  
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2005-05-23 01:23:02 PM  
This guy doesn't even qualify for time on Coast to Coast.
2005-05-23 01:24:43 PM  
Maybe this guy's followers will be in a Playboy spread like the Raelians were last year...
2005-05-23 01:29:53 PM  
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2005-05-23 01:30:52 PM  
xbytor That's the sort of link I would post. Well done!
2005-05-23 01:35:38 PM  
You can laugh all you want at this guy if you want...

That's it.
2005-05-23 01:36:38 PM  
A so called black man summoning so called UFOs.

2005-05-23 01:36:42 PM  
Anyone check out his web-site?

"To see Prophet's live and pre-recorded UFO summonings, enter and purchase your $7.95 pass. If you've got a pass, don't login above in the News/Media area. Instead, go inside and click on the "Broadcasts" link to login and see the UFOs."
2005-05-23 01:36:48 PM  
I love crazy religious people. It's always like:

2005-05-23 01:39:26 PM  
You know, web designers should be creative when they name their directories. *cough*
2005-05-23 01:41:16 PM  
/cough/ Bullshiat./end cough/
2005-05-23 01:42:22 PM  
Also, since some news media will not be able to come to Las Vegas, Prophet is willing to travel to any city to call down UFOs for them to document.

Any City In Florida Please

This guy appears to be in a similar class of nutjob.

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2005-05-23 01:43:13 PM  
It's been a while but I lived in Miami when this character started his life of crime,I mean ministry.
He and his followers would take over apartment buildings and then terrorise the tenants until they left.
I seem to remember that the big sticks that they beat people with were called "staffs of justice " or some such shiat.
More about the good prophet here
2005-05-23 01:43:19 PM  
Hale-Bop/Heaven's Gate, anyone?
2005-05-23 01:44:29 PM  
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Jack says, "Cha-ching!"
2005-05-23 01:44:54 PM  
Awe, C'mon! All the COOL Kids are drinkin' the Kool-Aid!
2005-05-23 01:48:19 PM  
Any religous leader photographed with his arms crossed is a fake.

Any so called religous leader that wears a jewled turbin, collects guns and weapons, is fond of blue cool aid, is directed by a comet, tells you you can't sleep with your own wife and/or has a air condtioned dog house you might think twice about following. FYI
2005-05-23 01:53:11 PM  
Summoning UFO's to appear over major cities eh?

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2005-05-23 01:56:00 PM  
Hey, cool! That's my birthday.
2005-05-23 01:56:33 PM  
He will demonstrate his ability to call down UFOs and spaceships, on-demand, for them to film and photograph.

Wow. The he's going to owe his alien friends big time for this one. I mean, after all, they're going to have to take time away from their covert abducting and probing and cattle mutilations and crop circles and whatnot. What's in it for them?
2005-05-23 02:08:47 PM  
Step right up suckas, and for a bonus I show you how to live off of sunlight and flatulence.
2005-05-23 02:15:39 PM  
More sfw devil chicks please. Those other devil chicks are not devil chicks they are simply the devil and scare me.

I will be bringing grandma's chicken and noodles for our overlords can't go wrong with that.

Oh and the personals girl looks awfully familiar after checking out the devil girls site.
2005-05-23 02:17:01 PM  
2005-05-23 02:18:54 PM  
2005-05-23 02:20:39 PM  
2005-05-23 02:29:10 PM  
Any (video)Proof of this clown's claim??
Didn't think so.

AND no. Footage clips of "The Day the Earth Stood Still" or "Earth vs. the Flying Saucers" Do not Count.
2005-05-23 02:29:11 PM  
/sorry for the retries. Mods pls delete previous ones. :(
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