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(PR Web)   Starting July 15, man who calls himself "Prophet Yahweh" will command UFOs to come down from the skies for the media to photograph, including one over Las Vegas   (prweb.com) divider line 181
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2005-05-23 08:24:23 AM
Contact: e-mail protected from spam bots

So, Prophet, you can summon all the UFO's you want, but you're afraid of a little spam?
 
2005-05-23 09:40:06 AM
I thought old Ben Yahweh was still in jail in Miami.
If you're looking for some quality entertainment try and catch the Yahweh TV show,they make the Nation of Islam look like girl scouts.
 
2005-05-23 09:42:36 AM
Well it's about time. I'm sick and tired of these UFOs buzzing farms and kidnapping rednecks only to return them, but leaving no real evidence of their presences. Finally we'll have conclusive proof.
 
2005-05-23 10:45:44 AM
ummm... Well, at least it makes good use of the 'unlikely' tag.
 
2005-05-23 11:07:27 AM
So .... X-Day is in Vegas this year?
 
2005-05-23 11:07:51 AM
Las Vegas, NV (PRWEB) May 25, 2005 -- Prophet Yahweh was blessed to discover the lost, ancient art of summoning UFOs and spaceships on-demand.

Profit Yahweh already has my respect. He put out this press release two days from now.

I love nutty people and nutty religious people and nutty alien people and nutty telepathic people.

It's even better when they're all combined into one big ol' nut bar.



That button on his forehead? That's the callin' button. And after they arrive? That thing will shoot lasers at the non-believers.

I hope he wins.
 
2005-05-23 11:07:52 AM
Uh. Yeah. Good luck with that, Prophet!
 
2005-05-23 11:07:53 AM
Farked?
 
2005-05-23 11:09:00 AM


"July 15th, don't you think your cutting the time a little close? I mean, with paperbacks and movie deals...."
 
2005-05-23 11:09:46 AM
We won't find out anyway...

"What happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas"


/Ducks
 
2005-05-23 11:09:57 AM
Be cool if something landed on the Luxor, a la Stargate.
 
2005-05-23 11:11:00 AM
Farked at 179
 
2005-05-23 11:11:53 AM
I had it farked @ 25
 
GCD
2005-05-23 11:13:34 AM
I wonder what his excuse will be when it DOESN'T happen...
 
2005-05-23 11:14:50 AM
Best use of tag ever.
 
2005-05-23 11:15:39 AM
I wonder what his excuse will be when it DOESN'T happen...

"Uh...I meant July 16?"

wash, repeat as necessary.
 
2005-05-23 11:16:19 AM
I didn't see this on the community events calender.
 
2005-05-23 11:17:30 AM
THE Mothership?
 
2005-05-23 11:19:26 AM
Dude, only 14 comments and already farked?

You'd think a guy who can summon UFOs at will could use a more robust server.

So, it's:

1. Summon UFOs
2. ????
3. Prophet?

\YHWH, YHWH, why the dark before the dawn?
 
2005-05-23 11:21:50 AM
\YHWH, YHWH, why the dark before the dawn?

Because the ends justify the means.

--His eminence, YHWH-Ultra Mk VIII ++
 
2005-05-23 11:22:43 AM
man who calls himself "Prophet Yahweh"

I prefer to call him "Captain Dumbass".
/DRTFA
 
2005-05-23 11:22:47 AM
It's about damn time.
 
2005-05-23 11:23:37 AM
That's very nice of him. What a great fella.
 
2005-05-23 11:26:44 AM
 
2005-05-23 11:27:32 AM
God is probably ticked off that this loony bin is using His name.
 
2005-05-23 11:28:43 AM
Looks like they are ready for them

 
2005-05-23 11:29:22 AM
I saw this guy on some special (probably the discovery channel or the sci-fi channel) a few years ago. I am glad to see that he is still peddling his crap. If he can persist in this, we farkers/farkettes can persist in whatever it is we dream of doing.
 
2005-05-23 11:31:25 AM
2005-05-23 11:19:26 AM ButteryDamage

\YHWH, YHWH, why the dark before the dawn?

oohhh ah oh ah oh ah oh ah ohhhh ah ohhhhhh

/yesterday's concert kicked butt :)
 
2005-05-23 11:32:33 AM
Anyone have links to any of his videos of him summoning UFOs?
 
2005-05-23 11:35:27 AM
So, if the real Yahweh doesn't strike this clown down with a thunderbolt for taking his name in vain, can we assume that the Judeo-Christian-Islamic God doesn't exist?
 
2005-05-23 11:36:10 AM
On-Demand UFO's? I thought Comcast had the rights to that.
 
2005-05-23 11:36:39 AM
official site

"BE ADVISED! YAHWEH and His angels are superhuman beings, from other planets who fly in spaceships!"

Well that's good to know.
 
2005-05-23 11:37:36 AM
drgeoffrey

Anyone have links to any of his videos of him summoning UFOs?

I had video of him summoning Bahamut, but I crashed my PC.
 
2005-05-23 11:37:37 AM
I think it's about time for a premptive crucifixion.
 
2005-05-23 11:38:51 AM
Is it just me, or does the word "Yahweh" sound like Drunkese?

As in the phrase: "Waaars yahweh fuggahs deewen waah maah fuggahn brrr-lah, yas bassats.."
 
2005-05-23 11:39:09 AM
So, if the real Yahweh doesn't strike this clown down with a thunderbolt for taking his name in vain, can we assume that the Judeo-Christian-Islamic God doesn't exist?

No, the real Yahweh has already demonstrated an eye-rolling willingness to refrain from smiting the stupid.
 
2005-05-23 11:39:51 AM
I've never spelled 'preemptive' before....
 
2005-05-23 11:40:22 AM
I wonder how many idiots are gonna pay the 8 bucks to see the videos. Probably enough for him to make a tidy little nest egg. yeah he's crazy alright,, crazy like a fox.
 
2005-05-23 11:40:57 AM
So, if the real Yahweh doesn't strike this clown down with a thunderbolt for taking his name in vain, can we assume that the Judeo-Christian-Islamic God doesn't exist?

He would but he doesn't care when he can spend the entire day looking at women taking showers.
 
2005-05-23 11:42:27 AM
Programmer Cat:

So, if the real Yahweh doesn't strike this clown down with a thunderbolt for taking his name in vain, can we assume that the Judeo-Christian-Islamic God doesn't exist?



It's a syntax thing:
"My name is Prophet Yahweh, and it means: "prophet of YAHWEH." In case you don't know this, YAHWEH is the Creator's name in the original languages of the bible. He is the Father who our Messiah taught us to pray to and worship."
http://www.prophetyahweh.com/visitors.htm#1


Now, what I find very interesting is that he says he has "taken a vow of poverty" and he "donates all videos of his UFO summoning to the public domain," - but to see the videos you have to sign up on his site for $7.95????
 
2005-05-23 11:43:41 AM
derangedlunatech

Now, what I find very interesting is that he says he has "taken a vow of poverty" and he "donates all videos of his UFO summoning to the public domain," - but to see the videos you have to sign up on his site for $7.95????

I doubt that Yahweh is willing to pay his prophet's web hosting bills.
 
2005-05-23 11:43:43 AM
I mistook Yahweh for Yisrayl Hawkins of the 'HOUSE of Yahweh', which in my opinion is even better. Who wouldn't love a fat guy with a combover from Abilene, Texas?

Enjoy learning, among other things, that:

"Satan is a female who has been in indirect control of all of the world's governments and religions by appointing all political and religious leaders."

This is way better than UFO's.
 
2005-05-23 11:45:28 AM
Let us not forget what happened to the Heaven's Gate people who hitched a ride on Hale-Bopp.

How to Serve Humans is a recipe book.
 
2005-05-23 11:48:19 AM
Maybe the Prophet Yahweh can have the ETs fix the link. It's Farked, Jim.
 
2005-05-23 11:49:23 AM
LyraBelacqua:
"Satan is a female..."

I KNEW it!
 
2005-05-23 11:50:13 AM
My Broadcasts Membership Fee Is Only $7.95 Per Month

Well that is cheaper then calling Miss Cleo every day.
 
2005-05-23 11:50:45 AM
So, will this involve anal probes or satellite dishes of any sort?

/sits up a bit straighter
 
2005-05-23 11:50:59 AM
Programmer Cat: I had video of him summoning Bahamut, but I crashed my PC.

Bahummer.
 
2005-05-23 11:51:45 AM
I for one welcome... nah

but I do believe on this guy, I really do. As long as I get my flying car in this lifetime, I don't care how, I just want it.
 
2005-05-23 11:52:06 AM
"Now, what I find very interesting is that he says he has "taken a vow of poverty" and he "donates all videos of his UFO summoning to the public domain," - but to see the videos you have to sign up on his site for $7.95????"

There are prophets, and then there are profits.
 
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