Send it to the Bengals..Christ knows they need it

anybody have the link for this? be kinda cool to see their playbook.

bork bork bork

Link! We want a link! (as do all the NCAA Division 1 coaches)

WARNING: use of Miami playbook may cause team to lose over and over again, contact a fan before use.

You mean that this might cause Miami to come up with something new!

Whoops.

Skidnuts, I agree. I am going to college here in Buffalo State and our team farking needs help. The Bengals just plain suck and so does this DAMN COLLEGE! BTW, do you go to Buff State?

It wasn't the real playbook...It did not contain the bail bondsman numbers and the recruit payoff amounts....most of the best plays were drawn up in the FLA penal league.....

Smoking Gun needs to get this ASAP.

Is it like the Chicago Bears old playbook? Consisted of 4 plays:
Payton to the left
Payton to the right
Payton up the middle
PUNT!!!!!

so far, thees are the ones I found, but they're dead....

http://www.padirectory.com/43defense/

http://www.acsworld.net/~users/breon/43online.htm

Didn't this happen on the Brady Bunch? But the book the guy stole was full of fake plays....could this be life imitating art?

Hmmm. I submitted this link also.

There is no justice.

Nosliw: WARNING: use of Miami playbook may cause team to lose over and over again, contact a fan before use.

Merltech: You mean that this might cause Miami to come up with something new!

Breezyboobie: Is it like the Chicago Bears old playbook? Consisted of 4 plays:
Payton to the left
Payton to the right
Payton up the middle
PUNT!!!!!


Maybe you are all thinking of a different Miami Hurricanes. Probably not the one I'm thinking of... you know... the ones who were undefeated National Champions last year. Idiots.

"Hey Coach, all is says in dis here book is 'Go out and win'. Howda we do dat, Coach?"

This needed to happen. Teams that play in weak conferences without championship games and then plan I-AA deserve this.

But I'm in SEC land, so I'm biased against the world.

And then play I-AA teams deserve this.

It feels like Monday.

And then play I-AA teams deserve this.

Referring to Nebraska? That's cold...

Nebraska isn't IAA

bastard.

Hmmm, feels like a football conference flame war's about to happen.

The FL Gators could use it since they are going to start playing MIAMI every year and Ron Zook(New Florida Coach) sucks donkey nuggets. Why Spurrier why?????

There's no war to be had. The SWC is the greatest football conference in all the land.

What did you say? The SWC was disbanded several years ago? Uhh, never mind.

Come on Smoking Gun, where is the playbook?

"Team officials told police they didn't know how the playbooks were removed. Merk told police that "occasionally unauthorized person(s) find their way into the area of the coaches' offices and occasionally doors are left unlocked."

So, in other words, occasionally this is all your own dumb fukcing faults, isn't it? Why even blame someone else if your security sucks? Any college coach knows that the playbook is worth enough to cause a theft to occur.

Next time, keep the playbook under lock and key. You can be the most ingenius football coach to ever walk the earth, but you're still a dumbass if you can't lock yer fukcin' door.

Doesn't the Smoking Gun just publish legal document acquired via F.O.I.A.? I don't think they could legally publish the playbook just because someone stole it.

Why even blame someone else if your security sucks?

Our airport security sucked, so bin Laden is blameless?

didn't Coach Red Buealieu (Jerry Reed) steal Coach Klein's (Arthur Fonzarelli) playbook in the Waterboy? that was a funny movie.

Hokie Hokie Hokie Hi, Tech Tech VPI!


heh, I've never been a fan of Miami, can you guess why?

Nagrommit: This needed to happen. Teams that play in weak conferences without championship games and then plan I-AA deserve this.

Right. I am assuming you are a mindless Gator fan and are referring to the SEC. Why don't you take a look at the strenght of schedule rankings for last year, where you will see that the Hurricanes were ranked 18th and the Gators were 19th. And I guess that Marshall and Louisiana Monroe are both powerhouse Division I-A programs http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/teamsched?teamId=2172

PLAYBOOK!...Don't you have to know how to read?

GOOOOOO..NOLES!

(starts humming "war chant")

Future Headline :

Miami Hurricane's playbook found in posession of Duke : Duke Still Sucks.

Hook'em Horns! This will be the year of the Longhorn, wait and see!

"One was addressed to 'Ken Dorsey c/o LB Coach' and 'Ken Dorsey c/o QB Coach.' ... Defensive coordinator Randy Shannon opened the envelopes, the report said."

If I were dorsey, I'd be pissed that someone else opened my mail.

Not a mindless Gator fan, a mindless Tennessee fan.

The I-AA team I was referring to was Troy State. But, I have sense realized that last year they made the jump to I-A.

I still don't like the Big East, or any other conference with less than 12 teams and no conference championship game.

Since. Dammit, I am off today.

The Maimi who??? what the hell team is that?

Wait, The Canes' Starting PK went to my high school!

It's still not going to help the most overrated team in history *koffkoffHuskerskoff*