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(Winnipeg Sun)   Porn thief makes off with "Anatomically Correct Sensation Device"   ( canoe.ca) divider line
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2002-04-04 01:05:08 PM  
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2002-04-04 01:05:23 PM  
If I ever decide to go into a life of crime I think I'll become a porn thief.
 
2002-04-04 01:06:10 PM  
"sensational!!!!"
 
2002-04-04 01:06:10 PM  
Cradle da balls
 
2002-04-04 01:06:35 PM  
PP?
 
2002-04-04 01:06:45 PM  
That would make it the perloined pocket puzzy (wasn't she in a 007 movie?)
 
2002-04-04 01:06:51 PM  
Damn,
For $420 you can buy the real thing....
 
2002-04-04 01:06:57 PM  
What's the buzz on this story?
 
2002-04-04 01:06:59 PM  
Nice Circle Jerks reference, Slayer.
 
2002-04-04 01:07:11 PM  
WTF is an "Anatomically Correct Sensation Device" that costs $420?

Sounds like the beginning of a joke
 
2002-04-04 01:08:19 PM  
Wonder if those things are 'odorized' to add realism while you add real jism?
 
bug
2002-04-04 01:08:32 PM  
i used to wear a disguise to buy "New" Coke
 
2002-04-04 01:11:08 PM  
Britney?
 
2002-04-04 01:11:46 PM  
"Anatomically correct sensation device"

I'm going to Google and hitting "I'm feeling lucky"
 
2002-04-04 01:11:51 PM  
"five-foot-five inches tall, with a thin build."

Maybe he couldn't get a date. Of course, maybe he's 12, too.
 
2002-04-04 01:12:22 PM  
Sfotex: But there's no guarentee that you'll get multiple "sessions" with the real thing.
 
2002-04-04 01:14:37 PM  
Photoshop Theme: Create an "Anatomically correct sensation device"
 
2002-04-04 01:15:17 PM  
Photoshop?
 
2002-04-04 01:15:34 PM  
He'll be back, he forgot batteries. Size DD
 
2002-04-04 01:15:56 PM  
Hitting Google Search comes up with a portable plastic love sleeve with realistic vaginalike details. I suspect that runs to about 20 or 30 bucks. I can't imagine what you'd get for $420, but it better be better than the real thing.

Wait, those are Canadian dollars. It's all clear now...

(Kidding. Just kidding. If it weren't so farking cold, I'd move there myself.)
 
2002-04-04 01:18:13 PM  
Do Anatomically INcorrect Sensation devices cost more or less than 420?
 
2002-04-04 01:19:45 PM  
check out the link at the bottom of the page about the Britney abductor.
 
2002-04-04 01:20:55 PM  
I can just see the scene at police headquarters:

"Another porn theft? Get Officer Johnson on this one!"
 
2002-04-04 01:21:12 PM  
hahaha, thats pretty funny
 
2002-04-04 01:22:38 PM  
TAWNY?
 
2002-04-04 01:22:56 PM  
"....dark sunglasses and a balaclava."
What's a balaclava??
 
2002-04-04 01:23:33 PM  
What? they can't say "pocketpussy" in Canada?
 
2002-04-04 01:25:37 PM  
Baclava? Maybe he was wearing that tasty greek dessert, in convenient disguise form.
 
2002-04-04 01:26:57 PM  
Someone find a picture and post it please-
 
2002-04-04 01:27:03 PM  
do you think it's wise to yell "stick 'em up!" in a porn shop?
 
2002-04-04 01:27:40 PM  
Mumblymoe it's like a ski mask.
 
2002-04-04 01:29:23 PM  
Wonder who [s] it was?

Racquel Darrian
Kobe Tai
Jenteal
Juli Ashton
Jenna Jameson
 
2002-04-04 01:31:18 PM  
Maybe it was one of those nifty Vac-u-Jac's
 
2002-04-04 01:32:43 PM  
closest thing I found price wise is ugly and nasty looking....and not in a good way....NSFW
 
2002-04-04 01:33:46 PM  
Real remon don't forget Jill Kelly...now she's a hottie....
 
2002-04-04 01:37:06 PM  
I'll stick with my Kobe Tai...


Hmmmm.........., 'stick'.

Nevermind.
 
2002-04-04 01:38:51 PM  
Bug LMFAO

In other news, Farker Jobe was robbed of two anatomically incorrect sensation devices last night from his own bedroom, police looking for the devices said to strongly resemble hands...
 
2002-04-04 01:41:01 PM  
Vegasj,

Letha is a PIG !!!!

BLEEECCCCHHHH!
 
2002-04-04 01:42:31 PM  

ok, I think I found it... maybe.... I give you guys the latex lover(NSFW of course) lol.....

"Regular price...$559.99 !!!...disscount price $430... damn..

 
2002-04-04 01:44:07 PM  
Real I'll agree with both there.... Letha's nasty lookin and Kobe is a doll....no really
 
2002-04-04 01:46:14 PM  
 
2002-04-04 01:47:22 PM  
Hell maybe it was a masculine toy.....shudder....
 
2002-04-04 01:48:15 PM  
Blair: I smell a photoshop opportunity....
 
2002-04-04 01:48:48 PM  
I know, I met Kobe a couple times.

Met lotsa pr0n chicks.

[It's a hobby]
 
2002-04-04 01:53:10 PM  
Shouldn't that headline read:

"Porn thief GETS off with "Anatomically Correct Sensation Device""
 
2002-04-04 01:53:18 PM  
The suspect clearly didn't want to chance being recognized, as he was wearing all-black clothing, dark sunglasses and a balaclava.

What in the hell is a balaclava???
 
2002-04-04 01:56:24 PM  
[image from leeco.com too old to be available]
 
2002-04-04 01:57:56 PM  
Quick like ninja...
 
2002-04-04 02:02:13 PM  
Now what am I gonna do? I had that on layaway. shiat

Really, I'm afraid to go look at your links.
 
2002-04-04 02:10:43 PM  
Well, I'm never ordering baclava at a restaurant again if it's going to promote assassination.

Still waiting for the elusive Anatomically Incorrect Sensation Device. Now THAT will be a party!
 
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