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(Hollywood Pulse)   The real reason for Britney and Justin's breakup   ( divider line
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22593 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Apr 2002 at 10:32 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-04-04 01:12:17 PM  
Receiving/giving ORAL from/to Brittany Spears = never, ever
ever, ever, ever, EVER LEAVING.....PERIOD!
2002-04-04 01:12:45 PM people actually look at my profile and read it. I'm not a deranges transexual either...I just like movie quotes...

For Britney...she is marketed like a porn star, virgin or not. It creates a huge paradox in her public image. And if her clothes get any will be her pubic image...

On a nicer note...she has pretty eyes...
2002-04-04 01:17:28 PM  
Ironbar - maybe in your dreams ;) Oh I take that back after reading your profile... I would not like to be a contribution to your anger.
2002-04-04 01:19:31 PM  

Bet she won't give you the respect most women will either

But how is this different from other stars? They're all scared of stalkers and weirdos getting close to them.

I agree, if I had to place bets on whether Britney is a facinating person with lots to offer the world other than T&A I would say, probably not. But I don't know for sure, and really, most people don't have that much to offer the world anyway, so I'd put her in the "average" department. An average person living in bizarrely abnormal circumstances. And after living like a princess for so many years, yeah, she's likely a little snobbish, but I'm saying that would happen to the 'average' person.
2002-04-04 01:21:38 PM  
Well that story is so much
2002-04-04 01:22:23 PM  
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2002-04-04 01:27:33 PM  

Ok ,i'll say it: nice beaver.
2002-04-04 01:29:12 PM  
Three words:

Justin is GAY!
2002-04-04 01:32:04 PM  
Well rumor has it that Britney has been doing her black bodyguard for some time, and having little "parties." I also noticed in the recent swimsuit photos she seems pretty friendly with those around her.

Just rumors, take them for what it's worth.
2002-04-04 01:49:07 PM  

sings.....jungleeeee fevaaaaa

*remember dbasement, e-mail me first.....

2002-04-04 01:52:12 PM  
The only thing I think is funny about this is how many people insist they hate Britney Spears, and yet any article featuring her gets some of the highest number of comments in response.

Everyone knows she's a whore.
Everyone knows she's untalented trailer spawn.

The only thing I can't decide is if I respect that she can get away with it, or if I'm horrified at how her very existance demeans the true meaning of femininity in the Western world.

Who cares? I care. I hate speedbumps like her.
2002-04-04 02:07:47 PM  
Ha ha, it's not just the male farkers disrespecting women on Fark!

Yeah, I know the rules:

male trashes woman = he hates women.

Female trashes woman = she just means it for that specific woman.
2002-04-04 02:18:12 PM  
It would be interesting to compare the language of that article with one from the 50's concerning, say, Eddie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds.
2002-04-04 02:25:57 PM  
Okay, first of all, id like to comment on some things.

#1. Britney Spears has spent her entire life performing. I swear to god, as soon as she could walk she was forced on the stage and made to dance. In case any of you didn't know...she doesn't even have a say in her life anymore. She is marketed as a porn star and at the same time told not to do certain things because it would ruin her disney image. Im sure she might actually be a normal person had she not had to deal with all the shiate.

#2 Not every guy treats women as sex fact, it makes some guys uncomfortable. However, some girls just wanna be treated as sex just depends on the person.

#3 so true about the nice girl thing!!!

And now I shall end with a quote
"Your little princess is my little whore" :D
2002-04-04 02:26:27 PM  
...or if I'm horrified at how her very existance demeans the true meaning of femininity in the Western world.

Britney (the 'symbol' not the person) represents overt sexuality vs. virginity. Take away the entire range of the sexual aspect, and what is "femininity"? Child bearing? Emotional empathy?
2002-04-04 02:28:58 PM  
i cant believe that 75% of you guys didnt realize that was satire
2002-04-04 02:33:13 PM  
women who don't put out either get married really quick, or go through a lot of boyfriends really quick.
2002-04-04 02:37:03 PM  
SaturnGirl: Show us your tits!
2002-04-04 02:40:24 PM  
LilMac: Thank you for not being cruel about it. I feel like an idiot. Excuse me while I go find some way to raise my self esteem. Maybe I'll just go to the mirror and tell myself I'm not an idiot....
2002-04-04 02:41:50 PM  

Likes FARK.
Is NOT a Britney Spears clone.
Makes intelligent posts.
Makes a Fight Club reference in her profile.
Actually likes men who give respect.

*gets vaklempt(sp?)* I think I'm in love. ;)
2002-04-04 02:56:26 PM  

I guess Justin will have to have Britney like I have Britney now:

And to posts similar to this one:

Enphinitie are right...there is more to Farkettes than boobies and butt...and they are more than sex objects (at least I think so). You make good points...and it is necessary for someone to jump in and drain the testosterone from the thread every once in a while...

Please. yes there are more to women that being sex objects. Women know that men have to be TRAINED to think differently.... around them !!! Men for the most part can't help but objectify them. Human nature and all that stuff. Don't believe me, take a trip to Providence, RI sometime to see how many strip clubs they can fit into a city smaller than Boston. Don't talk so high and mighty when when the white horse you rode in on might throw you off.


My thoughts exactly.

2002-04-04 02:58:50 PM  
Saturngirl: You don't look at all like that Spears hussie. You beat her in the looks dept. hands down.
2002-04-04 03:14:14 PM  
Saturngirl: Have you checked out the new Modena Spider F1? Very sweet.
2002-04-04 03:29:21 PM  
LDMF- YES!!! SO farking hot. Oh and I saw a Lamborghini Murcielago in flesh and blood, I mean chrome and leather the other day. God damn is all I can say.

Albert- Thanks :)

GoingCoastal- And get this, I LOVE cars too :) Fight Club is one of my favorite movies so I had to give it some "props". Thanks for saying I'm intelligent, I'm afraid there are a few on here who don't share that view, but oh well....I'm over it.
2002-04-04 03:43:53 PM  
*gagging on utter crap in this artical*
2002-04-04 03:51:45 PM  
Saturngirl: And cars too? *drool*

So, um, ya coming to Cali anytime soon? ;)
2002-04-04 04:18:29 PM  
I wish I'd'a started counting the people who noticed it was a joke before getting halfway down the thread.
2002-04-04 04:25:45 PM  
Vegasj:ever meet a girl from Vegas ???

Yeah, they are an evil breed, those local girls.
2002-04-04 04:40:34 PM  
This thread reminds me of something that happened to me. I asked this girl, "Where did you have sex for the first time?" She said, "In the butt."
2002-04-04 05:01:54 PM  
Check. Check. Is this thing on?
2002-04-04 05:15:41 PM  
2002-04-04 05:24:46 PM  
I'd think any article that describes Titney Spheres (I HATE how she has MY last name darnit!) as talented should automatically be discounted as satire.
2002-04-04 05:53:58 PM  
Msladybug76 :
"You know what they say about good dancers >"

yeah....They say that they are gay.
2002-04-04 06:38:23 PM  
They broke up?
2002-04-04 07:04:46 PM  
I wish I was a woman then I could easily make $50 Million in one year. Just tell the world you are a virgin and then dress like a porn star. O'h wait didn't Madonna already do that.........hey, it sure does work.
2002-04-04 07:27:35 PM  
Boy band hits concert, strip club
By Tammy Swift
The Forum - 03/30/2002
'NSync must be singing "Bye, Bye, Bye" to its clean-cut image after a rather public visit to the Rob Zombie concert and the Northern Gentlemen's Club in Fargo Thursday night.

Sightings of the wholesome boy band were reported throughout Fargo Thursday and Friday, the day of their concert at the Alerus Center in Grand Forks, N.D. The most visible of their stops were at the macabre shock rocker's performance at the Fargo Civic and at the city's lone strip club.

"We had a heck of a night," Tom Blair, operations manager at the Northern, said Friday. "They brought an entourage and a whole bunch. Everyone who was 21 and above, they were here."

Blair said "limos and buses and stuff" filled the parking lot outside of the club, while 'NSync security guards and others hung out with the five-member group.

"They had a few drinks and had a great time," Blair said. "Were they well-behaved? Absolutely. ... There were no problems, no fights. But then we have a pretty dang good security staff."

Blair said other Northern clients respected the group's privacy. "It happens so much down here that celebrity people come here," he said.

'NSync - which is comprised of former Mouseketeers JC Chasez and Justin Timberlake plus Chris Kirkpatrick, Joey Fatone and James Lance Bass - made no secret of their identity. Blair said the young men were polite and tipped well.

"Let's just say there were quite a few smiles here today," he said.

This is the second Midwest strip-club visit for the band this week. They reportedly stopped at a Des Moines, Iowa, strip club Tuesday night.

Earlier Thursday night, Paul Johnson, a tattoo artist in Moorhead, spotted "a couple of them - possibly Justin and Joey" at the Rob Zombie concert in Fargo.

"I've got a 4-year-old, and she loves them, but that still doesn't mean I keep track of their names," Johnson said.

The group also was spotted frequenting spots throughout the city, including the Old Broadway, Reeb's Bar and West Acres. Friday afternoon, fans outside the Fargo Radisson squealed as the pop idols left the hotel and departed in tour buses.

"They were really personable - very friendly toward people," said Rob Kava, manager at Reeb's. "They had a couple of drinks, watched basketball on TV and enjoyed the atmosphere."

Unfortunately, none of the bar employees thought of getting that perfect addition to a sports bar wall: a photo of themselves with the band. "Disappointingly, no," Kava said.

This is from my local paper I would submit the link but it requires a login :) So there it is in all its glory. I don't think he is to beat up about losing one slutty bimbo whore for others.
2002-04-04 07:36:57 PM  
That is unlikely. For one thing Timberlake is a queer. Nothing against gay people, but it is my understanding that gay guys don't like to have sex with women.

By the way I have a question. Does anyone know if that tape of those two ever hit the internet? I'd really like to see her getting nailed.
2002-04-04 11:38:12 PM  
The only reason they broke up is that Justin wouldn't put out, so Britney dumped him. He was just too embarassed to tell the world hes gay, and that the only way he could ever sing like a 14 year old girl is to have something shoved up his crack.
2002-04-05 02:05:43 AM  
"You can question it if you want...but my g/f knows better. And she likes the fact that I don't see women as nothing more than live-action sex toys."


Good for you, Scrubjosh. Frankly, I don't have a single heterosexual male friend who thinks that way. Very few guys last long with that point of view. They usally get over it as they grow up a little bit.

My boyfriend certainly doesn't have that view, and trust me he likes my 'feminine attributes' as much as (or more than...) most guys. He is one straight guy; he's just not a neanderthal with hang ups about sexuality or the importance of sex as an emotional as well as a physical pleasure.

Guys, you're not less of a man if you admit that you're not an idiot. You're more of one. We women like that sort of thing.

2002-04-05 02:15:42 AM  
"90% of the time its those "proper ladies" who are the nasty blow your mind sex kittens"

Yeah, but are they only sex kittens with you because they truly love and want you, or have they been that way with every guy on Earth?

I'll tell you a secret:

It's the first one. You can trust me on this one.

To get a little personal, I've only been with one guy. He treats me like gold. I enjoy making love to him. A lot. Because I LOVE HIM. Because he's a wonderful, appreciative person. Because he waited until I was ready. And believe you me, he and I are both plenty satisfied and happy. We're happy with each other, we're happy with our sex life, and we are incredibly fulfilled in every way.

Can you boast the same?

The respectful guys ultimately get the better end of the deal (no pun intended).

2002-04-05 03:08:04 AM  
The respectful guys ultimately get the better end of the deal

The reality is far, far more complicated than that.

Trust me on this one.
2002-04-05 07:54:23 AM  
TheBitingFaery: trust me, you put that guy of yours in a room with other men and he will wallow in the mud with the rest of us pigs :P

Its a male thing, we like talking about women. Were damn explicit when discussing them.

ANY man who pretends to be all mr feminine and understanding is just trying to get into your paints :-)
"But WarDogz I put out along time ago and my man is still that cuttie understanding pussy whipped puppy"
Get back to me in a couple of years.... hehehehehehe
2002-04-05 12:34:27 PM  
Interesting when you say 'pretends' when you only have the narrow-minded view of your own idiotic mind.

Funny how I've talked to ex-girlfriends who never 'put out'. Funny how I've talked to his parents and friends who've known him for his whole life, including females, who say he's always been this way. Funny how I've read his most personal thoughts from years ago, and they point to everything that I know about him.

I am quite aware that he can be very explicit. So can I. You think we 'good girls' who don't put out for any guy are prudish? Think again. Hell, I'm more explicit than he is when talking to friends, and I don't give a crap whether he is or not. I care whether he treats me with love and respect, and not as a simple sex object. Those relationships don't last very long.

You know nothing about him, or us. You don't know how long we've been together, the nature of our relationship, our level of comfort, how much we make love or when we started to do so.

Not all guys are assholes. Not all guys are beer-drinking, sports-watching, weight-lifting, sexist, objectifying, 'pussy' hungry neanderthals. There are many who will attest to that. They may like sex as much as the next person, but they don't all sacrifice themselves, their emotions, or their dignity to get it.

Just because you, your moron friends, and most of the male population are that way, doesn't mean that they all are. It shows incredible arrogance and ignorance on your part if you think you're the representation of the whole male population.

2002-04-05 03:49:10 PM  
If I must comment, and apparently I must. folks seem to feel free to say what they want here because after all it's Fark. Ignore the filters just retype. I applaud the bravery of truth in an alias world. Can you find it? Say what you want, be who you want, but manners... are the last bastion of the civilized and intelligent.

Bash Brittany (no I'm not a fan) for making tons of money. Tons. There is talent there; it just may be in acting and dancing. Well then there's that movie, but maybe her stage writers are better.

Hell, I'm not even complaining about the posts. I'm amused or I'd leave.

Women. Amen. I'll take the whole thing.

Then again, whatever.
2002-04-05 03:50:58 PM  
TBF as a beer drinker, ouch.
2002-04-05 04:59:22 PM  
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2002-04-05 05:37:39 PM  
"TBF as a beer drinker, ouch"

Eh. So I hate beer (and alcohol in general) and what it does to people. I say, if you're gonna drink, drink wine at special occasions. But that's just me.

Maybe it's just my disgust for beer-drinking teenagers and college kids in general. Male or female. But that's just for the stereotype. Hey, you might be one of the okay ones. *grin*

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