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(The Smoking Gun)   $25 ecstasy tablet smells like fish because dealer's female drug mule had it stashed way down south   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 104
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2005-05-18 01:56:20 PM  
I've encountered a great many female "down south" areas, and never once found one that smelled like fish.

/Just sayin'
 
2005-05-18 01:58:28 PM  
What SaintCynr said.
 
2005-05-18 02:00:25 PM  
$25 is such a rip-off, brother. I used to get Mitsubishi's back in the day for $11 a pill. And Fort Dodge ketamine for $20 a liquid. Ah, junior high was such a blast.
 
2005-05-18 02:01:13 PM  
I would never eat X that was stuffed in a mule's vagina. Donkey maybe, horse, definitely.

what?
 
2005-05-18 02:01:44 PM  
SaintCynr:

I've encountered a great many female "down south" areas, and never once found one that smelled like fish.

Consider yourself one of the lucky ones because believe you me, at the wrong time of the month there is no other word to describe the distinctiveness of that smell but "fishy".
 
2005-05-18 02:03:31 PM  
If it smells like trout, get the hell out...
 
2005-05-18 02:08:48 PM  
I'll give you $30 for that one.
 
2005-05-18 02:09:37 PM  
Farking rip. A good tab around here's about $10 CDN, 5 for $40.
 
2005-05-18 02:13:00 PM  
I just KNEW this would turn into a price thread.

/try the UK, two-three pound a pill, suckahs
 
2005-05-18 02:17:34 PM  
I have been with some girls that smelled, and others that don't smell at all. I think it depends on how well they clean themselves. I have never had the balls to ask or say man you stink. Any girls want to answer that?
 
2005-05-18 02:17:46 PM  
If it smells like Bass

It was up their ass
 
2005-05-18 02:27:34 PM  
$25 is ridiculous. Anyone who pays that much should be ashamed of themselves.
 
2005-05-18 02:33:18 PM  
Bacterial vaginosis (BV) is characterized by the overgrowth of certain bacteria in the vagina, including Gardnerella vaginalis, Gardneralla mobiluncus, and Mycoplasma hominis. Bacterial vaginosis is grossly underdiagnosed because many women assume they have a yeast infection and treat symptoms with over-the-counter medications.

Signs and Symptoms

A fishy vaginal odor, itching, and irritation are common signs of BV and may be particularly noticeable after intercourse or menses. It may be accompanied by a smooth, sticky white or gray discharge 4 days to 4 weeks following exposure. Elevated vaginal pH level is also a symptom.

Pussy should not smell like fish. Ever. Get thee to a Dr.

/The more you know...
 
2005-05-18 02:55:35 PM  
I don't know HOW a girl can smell. I encountered this once -- and only once -- and was shocked. It was like "holy crap, you came in and didn't do a quick finger check?" I always do the finger check, if sex is even a possibility. [For those who don't know, a "finger check" is exactly what it sounds like. Check for freshness, and if all is not up to par, take a few minutes to clean up. Provided there's nothing wrong with you [as GalleyWench wrote about above] anything unpleasant [hey, girls sweat and whatnot] can be quickly taken care of with some water in a bathroom.

Fishy, nasty pussy is one of those things there is NO excuse for. And I do the finger check even before doing my boyfriend of two years -- because he deserves the best at all times. And -- as a rule -- I don't ask anyone to eat something that i wouldn't eat myself.

/you now know too much.
 
2005-05-18 02:57:19 PM  
Sad thing is, so many women are so psychotic on this subject -- and so pumped full of self-righteous crap -- that they lose it when they hear anything about keeping themselves clean.
 
2005-05-18 03:04:00 PM  
Let's please keep this thread on drugs and not Bacterial vaginosis (BV).
 
2005-05-18 03:08:02 PM  
Allota Fagina unavailable for comment.
 
2005-05-18 03:08:22 PM  
the_welcome_rain: I blame feminism. But, then again, I blame feminism for a lot of things that are wrong with this world.

/Cleanliness... Godliness... etc.
 
2005-05-18 03:20:55 PM  
LilyDurona: $25 is ridiculous. Anyone who pays that much should be ashamed of themselves.

It's a fairly common price where I lived. I stopped doing it a long time ago because I hate being that glad to see people.
 
2005-05-18 03:24:10 PM  
Okay, now I'm gonna boot. Thanks.
 
2005-05-18 03:25:36 PM  
ok....but how do you give an 'e' pill the "finger test" before you eat it?
 
2005-05-18 03:29:02 PM  
*pictures serpent_sky doing a finger check*
 
2005-05-18 03:42:28 PM  
krelborne: I checked your profile for a pic [I wanna know who's envisioning finger checks and all] and just have to say that your cat looks almost exactly like mine. It's uncanny -- they have the same shaped face.

Bill_Wick's_Friend: You don't "finger test" pills -- you feed unknown stuff to that annoying kid who sort of hangs out with your group of friends [come on, everyone has one] and see if anything bad happens, or if they declare it to taste like mule pussy. Duh. :)
 
2005-05-18 04:17:47 PM  
serpent_sky: It's uncanny -- they have the same shaped face.

You've probably got a good-lookin' feline, then. I think mine's a handsome little devil. I'd ask to see pics, but I think this is a tad off-topic, so I'll leave it for another time.

On topic comment/joke: Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?
 
2005-05-18 04:50:28 PM  
yummy.. eat at the Y
 
2005-05-18 06:48:17 PM  
What did Adam say to Eve when he saw her swimming in the river?

"Oh no! Now all the fish are going to smell like pussy!"


Seriously, though, the twats of even the most amazingly beautiful women can sometimes be N-A-S-T-Y. I mean peel the paint off the wall/houseplants wilt and die nasty.

I can't go down on a woman without gagging unless she is right out of the shower-- or just after I've cleaned her cootchie up personally with warm sudsy water (typically as a nice ending to a looong oily massage and a prelude to something even nicer...)
 
2005-05-18 08:56:23 PM  
eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww
 
2005-05-18 09:47:50 PM  
$25 ecstasy tablet smells like fish because dealer's female drug mule had it stashed way down south

The Gulf of Mexico?
 
2005-05-18 09:48:55 PM  
tastes more like salty peaches
 
2005-05-18 09:50:11 PM  
Did it come with a side of feta cheese?
 
2005-05-18 09:52:01 PM  
Wow.. people actually pay for that shiat? Losers.
 
2005-05-18 09:53:04 PM  
_Riche_
Wimp.
 
2005-05-18 09:55:54 PM  
Ecstapee.
 
2005-05-18 09:56:18 PM  
Carfax, anyone?
 
2005-05-18 09:58:10 PM  
REAL MDMA is the aphrodisiac and fun. Might make you dance too much and maybe a back-ache if you do it a couple days in a row. However, if your date takes some with you willingly.... If you don't get laid then you weren't trying.

/or so I've heard
// about a hundred times
 
2005-05-18 09:58:39 PM  
no, ExFax

 
2005-05-18 09:58:49 PM  
I've been on dates where she ACTED like there was $24,000 worth of something up there.
 
2005-05-18 10:01:39 PM  
People still do extasy? Tsk, that is sooo 2002! I thought meth was the big thing these days. Besides, who goes to raves anymore?
 
2005-05-18 10:01:40 PM  
serpent_sky bears an uncanny resemblance to one of my ex long term gfs... I really hope your name isn't "Jen."

She moved to NY from CO. Though with the whole finger test thing, I can almost promise you aren't her.

The following is fiction:
$20 is average here. Used to get pure mdma powder from this hippie I knew for super cheap ($10/gram). Man I miss college.

I once had the balls to ask a girl why she stunk. We are still friends, but she didn't like the fish-market comment too much.
 
2005-05-18 10:04:06 PM  
I remember back in high school, we had a detective give us a lecture on why we shouldn't buy drugs. One of the reasons he gave was that drug dealers/smugglers would often hide their stash in their... orifices.

He told us to imagine smoking or eating something that has had been pulled out of the butt of some huge fat guy.
 
2005-05-18 10:04:35 PM  
Do you have to pay extra for "Coochie Ex?"
 
2005-05-18 10:06:20 PM  
Auctioneer: "The next item is $24,000 worth of ecstacy confiscated from a prostitute."
Quagmire: "Fifty bucks!"
Auctioneer: "She had nine STDs."
Quagmire: "Forty-five bucks!"
Auctioneer: "And when we apprehended her, she wet herself."
Quagmire: "Fifty bucks!"
 
2005-05-18 10:06:54 PM  
The best part about this thread is that "finger check" is now part of my vocabulary. I intend to use it often.
 
2005-05-18 10:09:11 PM  
what is it, a chew-tab?
who cares; just swallow the damned thing(s).
 
2005-05-18 10:11:34 PM  
hey serpent_sky, can I smell your fingers?
 
2005-05-18 10:13:53 PM  
Fantastic! We've got equine anatomy, a drug price war, disturbingly vivid descriptions of feminine hygiene (or lack thereof), and serpent_sky and krelborne comparing pussies.

I LOVE the internet!

/Hot, sticky love. My firewall is my rubber.
=Smidge=
 
2005-05-18 10:17:22 PM  
Rarely does one see such simmering sexual tension between geeks.

Except maybe in 2 hours, when geeks will assemble for midnight Star Wars showings and let out a massive simultaneous nerdgasm
 
2005-05-18 10:17:49 PM  
Smidge204: You pretty much said it all.
 
2005-05-18 10:27:28 PM  
atomic_99: The worst part for me is that I am teasingly attracted to these kind of threads, with the full knowledge that it will only end in self-abuse and frustration.

And I'm not seeing Star Wars tonight. So that doesn't help at all.

And I've just realized that I've picked up a habit of complaining about it. So now I get to spread the misery. Woo!
 
2005-05-18 10:29:57 PM  
hey atomic_99... you don't like it? Go hang out on your "cool" message boards. Sorry if talking about the ol' bearded clam is so nerdy... Geezzz, and then you gotta bring up star wars. What the fark is wrong with you? Go away... trolly trollinheimer... I hate you

/having a bad day
 
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