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(The Chattanoogan.com)   Man who wanted to kill Bush with propane truck will have Jesus Christ as defense attorney.   (chattanoogan.com) divider line 102
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Beeblebrox
2002-04-03 02:40:54 PM
Like we all haven't wanted to do that...
 
Guy Incognito
2002-04-03 02:42:24 PM
shoot, how can he lose?
 
Beeblebrox
2002-04-03 02:42:44 PM
I had Buddha as my defense attorney but the farker just sat there and did nothing.
 
skinink
2002-04-03 02:43:56 PM
Unfortunately Jeebus will only represent him for three days after which his body will disappear.
 
biggbossman
2002-04-03 02:43:56 PM
"As Christ is my witness..."
 
Ouroborus
2002-04-03 02:44:03 PM
$5 says Jesus never shows
 
Guy Incognito
2002-04-03 02:44:17 PM
plus, he'll work for free as he doesn't need the money - because Jesus saves.
 
Sheseala
2002-04-03 02:44:29 PM
Ever see the movie "Hi God?" It had George Burns as God. It'd be funny if the trial went something like that.
 
3M TA3
2002-04-03 02:45:00 PM
Is he from Christ, Christ, Noah, and Farkelstien?
 
Ironbar
2002-04-03 02:45:09 PM
Huh?
 
biggbossman
2002-04-03 02:45:18 PM
he shall expell thy moneychangers from thy fark...
 
Machtyn
2002-04-03 02:45:29 PM
why didn't the police fire on the truck accidentally missing him and hitting the tank.

that would be fun
 
Sheseala
2002-04-03 02:46:04 PM
What if it's some hispanic guy?
 
Jadefrog01
2002-04-03 02:46:19 PM
"God wills it!"
 
Trunks
2002-04-03 02:46:27 PM


If he uses propane, you must decide insane
 
Quick1
2002-04-03 02:46:45 PM
He's probably getting a good deal, too. Remember, Jesus only charges 10%.
 
Beeblebrox
2002-04-03 02:47:04 PM
"The were saying 'Hey Zeus!' not 'Jesus'."
 
biggbossman
2002-04-03 02:47:07 PM
that's OH GOD...and the sequel was OH GOD BOOK TWO...
John Denver was his copilot...
 
Ouroborus
2002-04-03 02:47:47 PM
Quick1: Jeebus only asks for 10% but he doesn't demand it.
 
blockedIP
2002-04-03 02:47:49 PM
Look at his t-shirt! 666=18??? wtf??
 
biggbossman
2002-04-03 02:49:49 PM
is that jeff foxworthy?
 
Sheseala
2002-04-03 02:49:50 PM
Ah, thanks Biggbossman.
 
playa hatah
2002-04-03 02:50:11 PM


did somebody say white trash?
 
biggbossman
2002-04-03 02:50:40 PM
your welcome, luv
 
Sheseala
2002-04-03 02:50:45 PM
"Eight years olds, man, eight year olds."
 
Boomslang
2002-04-03 02:51:05 PM
Guns don't kill people. Propane trucks kill people.
 
subigo
2002-04-03 02:51:26 PM
BlockedIP... I was also going to point that out... wtf indeed.
 
ISeeYourDisease
2002-04-03 02:51:34 PM
C'mon, Jesus Christ isn't even available, he's on vacation in Puerto Rico for the summer.
 
biggbossman
2002-04-03 02:51:39 PM
6 x 3 = 18? get it??
 
Beeblebrox
2002-04-03 02:52:11 PM
I agree with Machtyn. Should've turned the truck into a Daisycutter.
 
fury211
2002-04-03 02:52:19 PM
"with you always..."
 
NickTheShouk
2002-04-03 02:52:42 PM
Jesus could do a great cross-examination. "Now remember, you're under oath to Me, are you SURE that's how it happened..?"
 
boot20
2002-04-03 02:52:46 PM
So is this like a 3 for one kinda bargin?
 
Kylie
2002-04-03 02:53:08 PM
I thought he was always a witness.

Oh wait, thats God.
 
Ouroborus
2002-04-03 02:53:18 PM
Jesus my be his attorney, but Satan is my motor
 
Sheseala
2002-04-03 02:53:31 PM
"yeah, so help me, me"
 
Manhigh
2002-04-03 02:54:07 PM
He should look into hiring Jesus as a math tutor.

(Look at his shirt)
 
biggbossman
2002-04-03 02:54:25 PM
jesus built my hotrod
 
blockedIP
2002-04-03 02:55:04 PM
Doh! Thanks biggbossman, and BTW, Biggbossman, why don't you come when I call? You ain't so big, you just tall that's just about all!
;)
 
Levarien
2002-04-03 02:55:12 PM
could someone do a "with you always" photoshop for this guy real quick?
 
Beeblebrox
2002-04-03 02:55:54 PM
Maybe he was talking about the Jesus Christ monster truck. "May attorney is arriving in Jesus Christ." Anybody got a picture of that thing?
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2002-04-03 02:57:12 PM
Jesus? Ooooo - he's supposed to be really good in court. I heard he can walk on water.
 
RedRocket
2002-04-03 02:57:27 PM
i'd rather have johnny cochran.. jesus's dad kills kittens..
 
Mike [TotalFark]
2002-04-03 02:58:33 PM
Laf. Frankfort, KY. (Former home of Fark.com.) Figures.
 
Harg
2002-04-03 02:59:14 PM
^5 slayer...
 
Harg
2002-04-03 02:59:37 PM
Is someone going to post up a pic of the South Park Jesus?
 
murph
2002-04-03 02:59:41 PM
i know he's white and all, but i'm convinced this guy is related to carl everett. he's just THAT crazy.
 
biggbossman
2002-04-03 03:00:14 PM
christ on the cross...examination!
 
Rita
2002-04-03 03:01:42 PM
The guy isn't very bad looking, but probably schizophrenic. The tee shirt he is wearing is pretty damn wierd though.
 
hoosier
2002-04-03 03:02:32 PM
If Jesus Christ was a lawyer. Would that make him Jewish?
 
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