Sounds like a lace against time to me. I certainly wouldn't want to loafer round that shop.

I dunno No Catchy Nickname, I heard through the toungue-waggling owner is a real insoled shot at the casino

Very nice headline!

Store assistants Helen Honey and Faye Chown have been left terrified after a series of spooky goings on involving the brown deck shoes.

Oh noes! Not goings on!

Best. Headline. Evar. :)

cue Exorcist quotes...

No Catchy Nickname

Shoe enough!

Boo submitter .... boo.

/Applauds

i submitted this article with ten different funnier headlines, but no pun intendid

"A VICAR has been called in to get rid of a ghost who has become obsessed by a pair of shoes in a shop."

Right. Better get god, jebus and bigfoot over there right away, the shoes might fit one of them. Or, just tell the preist they're 12 year old shoes and he can rape them.

great job submitter

Our next item up for bids, haunted Shoes!

Article reminds me of Ghostbusters.

That headline is almost too much to Blair....
-Guto

foot fettish phantom - nice to see perverts enjoying their afterlife

Call in Pope Ackbar I for the exorcism!


"It's a tap!"

submitter,

All my base are belong to you. Kudos!

Previous businesses in the shop have reported problems including another butcher whose meat kept moving from one fridge to another.

Ladies, this is a guy thing. It wants to move around on it's own sometimes. Somtimes a lefty, sometimes a righty.

That headline is a groaner..but still funny.


/golfclap

I'm glad they called Father Dowling, he's sure to get to the bottom of this mystery!!

submitter:

I saw this linked from there, and it's confused me:

"The attack came as PM Tony Blair prepared to launch a crackdown on yobbery one of the biggest General Election issues. Last week Mr Blair backed a ban on hoodies."

What the hell does that mean? Yobbery? Hoodies?

*groan* Ahh submitter, you're a punny guy!!!!

Man 1:Hey, how's that veal parmagian?
Man 2:It's VEALLY good!!!

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/i think i had a pun induced stroke....

Store Wars

for S.W. and organic food lovers

This one opens in a new window, sorry (popping skilz deficient poster)

Oooh, spooky ghost. And nobody can seem to get it on video camera. Geee.

Haunted shoes... yeesh. That's as bad as the haunted toilet.

CornFedIowan
Someone give these punsters the boot.

I couldn't agree more.

Actually I don't mind the headline puns. I just ignore them as my personal view on puns is that they are not funny. It just seems that everyone gushes over how great of a headline they are in the thread.

(wrong article, too many open windows skilz deficient poster)

I'm gonna go mow the lawn now, me and my e-ville shoes.

Sweet mother of McCree, submitter...that headline is positively hideous.

Bravo :-D

Why didn't they just sell the damned shoes? Hell, the should have got a soldering iron, and burnt the likeness of J.C. (Network censors are preventing me from saying his name, so let's just say he looks a lot like the 'Nuge.) into the shoe, and then sell them to Golden Palace for a bazillion bucks? Oh wait...not America? Damn, there goes that plan.

everyone wincing at the pun from the submitter should actually RTFA - he just took it from the headline of the article itself.

Fantastic headline!

meshman --
"Right. Better get god, jebus and bigfoot over there right away, the shoes might fit one of them. Or, just tell the preist they're 12 year old shoes and he can rape them."


What exactly can science do? I believe there's a term for it... hrmm... oh yea it's called "nothing."

Speaking of shoes, I used to have a foot fetish...

But, I had to quit.
I caught Athletes Tongue.



/One way, no stops.

Jesus heels.

feh... ghosts!
loafers!

"What exactly can science do?"

Who mentioned science?

meshman --
"Who mentioned science?"


Oh I'm sorry, it was a natural assumption in oppostion to a religious solution you made fun of considering you didn't offer a solution of your own.

Future Headline: Shopkeeper fails to pay exorcist...gets repossessed.