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(CNN)   Coast Guard siezes 120 tons of cocaine. In other news, Robert Downey Jr. cancels party   (cnn.com) divider line 104
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2002-04-03 03:29:16 PM
Nice headline.
 
2002-04-03 03:29:26 PM
hahaha...good headline.
 
2002-04-03 03:29:30 PM
Damnit
 
2002-04-03 03:29:37 PM
She don't lie.
 
2002-04-03 03:30:40 PM
does anyone remember when there was a contest to design the corporate fark site, those designers all used the same random weird content for text on the pages, anyone know where i can find that content they all used? or remember when that contest was so i can reserach further?
 
2002-04-03 03:30:53 PM
I don't understand how this is possible. Why don't they just flood the ship when they know they're caught. There has to be some sort of fail safe option planned...
 
2002-04-03 03:31:04 PM
How is it so easy for them to get 120 tons of primo shiat, and impossible for me to find a cheap gram?
 
2002-04-03 03:31:13 PM
"The captain of a ship found to be carrying a ton of cocaine jumped overboard while handcuffed and drowned, federal authorities say."

Sure he did.
 
2002-04-03 03:31:17 PM
TAMPA, Florida (AP) -- The captain of a ship found to be carrying a ton of cocaine jumped overboard while handcuffed and drowned, federal authorities say

Yeah sure he jumped..
 
2002-04-03 03:31:24 PM
Cancel party!?!?

This is when a party begins!!!
 
2002-04-03 03:31:47 PM

Unfortunately some of the cocaine was dumped overboard. Aerial photos of where it was dumped :


 
2002-04-03 03:32:38 PM
My thoughts exactly Meshman..
 
2002-04-03 03:32:51 PM
Awww. :(

That should be a tag.
 
2002-04-03 03:32:59 PM
I like the name of the ship, I guess Wooderson was naming it before he jumped off.
"I just gotta keep on livin.' l-i-v..
 
2002-04-03 03:33:06 PM
120 tons of cocaine HOLY SHIAT!! That's a lot of blow!
 
2002-04-03 03:34:42 PM
"Lets get our stories straight... he tripped ...right."
 
2002-04-03 03:34:43 PM
I'm impressed with the runners and the Coast Guard. Very ambitious.
 
2002-04-03 03:35:12 PM
During the seizure, the captain of the Liv, Kelly Nikinor Diosio Ceballos, jumped over the side of the ship. He was pulled from the water within five minutes, but could not be revived, U.S. attorney's officials said Monday.

was this guy playing everquest too?


also, 120 tons? DAMN! that's a lot of charlie sheen.
 
2002-04-03 03:36:57 PM
Well, no need to worry about shark attack's in them there waters. They probably all grinded their teeth down to the nub.
 
2002-04-03 03:37:35 PM
"My thoughts exactly Meshman.."

y'know, I was just thinking the same thing.

*eerie silence*
 
2002-04-03 03:37:55 PM
I guess prices are going up for a while. I'd better stock up.
 
2002-04-03 03:38:14 PM
In other news, it's almost end of the work day and not a single Boobies link yet today. Sigh.
 
2002-04-03 03:39:27 PM
So they killed a coke dealer.

Big deal. One less to worry about or clog the jails.
 
2002-04-03 03:39:28 PM
So they killed a coke dealer.

Big deal. One less to worry about or clog the jails.
 
2002-04-03 03:39:54 PM
SLAYERSWINE
If they are transporting 120 tons on a freighter that would mean (at least to me) that the "drug lords" are quite confident that their shipments would make their destination and I think your right about this bust being a scratch on the supply.
 
2002-04-03 03:42:16 PM
Hey guys,
Rob just called me.....Partys at the Moon Tower.
 
2002-04-03 03:43:24 PM
Hey Nightsweat.
I've been putting links to boobies like crazy today, and yesterday. Must be only woman moderators working this week.

And if you read the post on all articles you can see the tension built up.

We Want BOOBIES!
We Want BOOBIES!
We Want BOOBIES!
 
2002-04-03 03:44:45 PM
---QUIZ---
If a ship hauling 120 tons of coke traveling 5 knots northbound and a coastguard cutter traveling at 7 knots southbound intercepts them how long will it take them to throw the captain overboard?



According to CNN not very long.
 
2002-04-03 03:48:25 PM
 
2002-04-03 03:50:15 PM
Wow, the captain was carrying a ton of cocaine. How did he move around?
 
2002-04-03 03:54:09 PM
Dude, that sucks.
 
2002-04-03 03:55:18 PM
Damn! He jumped overboard HANDCUFFED while carrying a TON of coke! Fvck! He must have been high off his a$$!!!

At best, I could only carry 150-180 lbs. and that is WITHOUT handcuffs... But a whole TON with handcuffs?! He must have been like a cyborg or Hercules or some shiat like that... Must be some DAMN good coke!
 
2002-04-03 03:56:16 PM
get the story straight.. there was only 1 ton on the ship.. the 120 tons is a total ammount since the beginning of their operation a few months ago
 
2002-04-03 03:56:46 PM
He was pulled from the water within five minutes, but could not be revived,

I guess that clears Guybrush Threepwood of any link to the crime...
 
2002-04-03 03:59:27 PM
Now we should give all that coke to the palestinians so they will be too lazy and coked up to suicide bomb.
 
2002-04-03 04:01:26 PM
I wish that I had some cocaine I would love to try some . It`s good to try new things.
 
2002-04-03 04:01:46 PM
Nicotine, vallium, vicadan, marijuana, exctasy, alcohol,
Nicotine, vallium, vicadan, marijuana, exctasy, alcohol,
ca..ca..ca..ca..ca cocaine!!!

Man, that tune has been running through my head all damn day.
 
2002-04-03 04:02:58 PM
SLOFUT: What tune is that?
 
2002-04-03 04:05:43 PM
Fugginaright
Queens of the Stone Age
"feel good hit of the summer"
 
2002-04-03 04:07:19 PM
During the seizure, the captain of the Liv, Kelly Nikinor Diosio Ceballos, jumped over the side of the ship.

A ship captain that can't swim!
Isn't it ironic?

It's like 10,000 spoons, when all you need is a knife.
 
2002-04-03 04:07:58 PM
SLOFUT: Rock on!!
 
2002-04-03 04:08:18 PM
i think it was 150 tons the pigs got 30 tons for there nose
 
2002-04-03 04:08:40 PM
That's "Feel Good Hit of the Summer" by Queens of the Stone Age
 
2002-04-03 04:10:56 PM
This blows.
 
2002-04-03 04:11:55 PM
Hahaha, that prick jumped overboard and drowned cuz he was handcuffed. I wonder if that is considered suicide?
 
2002-04-03 04:13:23 PM
I smell a Darwin award.

*closes legs*
 
2002-04-03 04:13:49 PM
Queens of the Stone Age just earned a few new fans!
 
2002-04-03 04:14:26 PM
It's strange but all this talk about blow makes me want to drink some beer.
 
2002-04-03 04:15:28 PM
Queens of the Stone Age. What are they like a "death metal" band or something? I guess I'm getting a little long in the tooth, but I never heard of 'em.
 
2002-04-03 04:15:33 PM
well there goes that Fark party I was planning in tucson...(sigh)...now I gotta figure out how to get it throught the underground tunnel from Mexico....
 
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