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(Chron)   Pravda Bear elected to Ukranian Parliament. Ran on platform of toothpaste and vodka for all.   ( divider line
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2002-04-03 01:02:28 PM  
I'll drink to that!
2002-04-03 02:43:28 PM  
Slap my butt
2002-04-03 02:45:43 PM  
Didn't they elect a Ukranian member from South Park ?
2002-04-03 02:47:47 PM  
Ukrainians are wacky.
2002-04-03 02:49:02 PM  
I don't think the article said it was actually elected...
2002-04-03 02:49:31 PM  
You know... in a game of Risk, the Ukraine is the gateway to Europe.
2002-04-03 02:50:42 PM  
Not elected, no toothpaste, no vodka. Just a dumbass who wanted to get a post.
2002-04-03 02:51:52 PM  
Mm, vodka.
2002-04-03 02:52:43 PM  
You would think the person who OKed this to be on Fark would have at least READ the article.... Maybe I should submit a link to with the title of "Boobies for all!"
2002-04-03 02:59:42 PM  

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2002-04-03 03:05:09 PM  
I was looking for the Pravda Bear Fark banner in the images file, but it's missing. Drew or Mike must've deleted it. Anyone see it?
2002-04-03 03:15:14 PM  
Stripping and vodka in the Ukraine government? We have the tenacity to declare ourselves as having the greatest system.
2002-04-03 03:23:01 PM  
Ah yes, toothpaste, one of Kentucky's most famous inventions (which explains why it's not called teethpaste).
2002-04-03 03:25:05 PM  
I'd elect the stripper or the dancing bear over Marion Barry! I live in DC but am helpless to stop the madness.
2002-04-03 03:37:11 PM  
But a woman who stripped on national television earlier in the campaign was praised for injecting some "eroticism" into the election. Elena Solod, an independent, appealed to mainly male voters in eastern Ukraine, wearing a red negligee and calling for a sexual revolution.

Now there's the real hero!!!
2002-04-03 04:38:47 PM  
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2002-04-03 05:25:04 PM  
"When are people going to learn? Democracy just doesn't work!"
2002-04-03 05:30:21 PM  
Pravda Bear's role model = Jesse Ventura
2002-04-03 05:38:57 PM  
2002-04-03 06:04:32 PM  
Well, so far today that's two subject lines that were full of crap and misrepresented the story.
2002-04-03 06:25:32 PM  
At least it wasn't the Masturbating Bear.
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