Romania? Must be a vampire. Did this happen at nightfall by any chance?

"Haaah.. poor doctor. I bet that scared the shiat out of him."

heh. I would have some laundry to do as well.

A stake to the heart ought to fix that.

/submitter owes me a new keyboard
//kid owes doctor new pants

remind me to be extra careful if I travel to Rumania. After reading this, I co not have much faith in their medical facilities.

I'd like to see that happen on Family Plots.

can't blame the kid either though. Jebus, that would be scary

Lmao!

Heh. Declare ME dead, will you?!

Ummm.... This kid passed out and they stuck him in a morgue with dead bodies??? Remind me not to drink next time I'm in Romania.

I'd like to see a corpse try that shiat on me. I'd kick his ass back to Hades.

Oh man, I would've Hershey'd my shorts faster than you could say, "BOO!"

Ummm.... This kid passed out and they stuck him in a morgue with dead bodies??? Remind me not to drink next time I'm in Romania.

Scared Straight, muthafarkers!

For anybody that didn't RTFA, the kid was scared to hell also. I would be.

He said: I woke up and had no idea where I was. I looked to the left and right and saw dead women on either side.

Then I saw a man in a white coat. I panicked. I thought he would kill me.

Unavailable for comment...

He should've been more careful. It seems to me, if the mortician was pissed off enough, he could've very easily just killed the kid and no one would be the wiser.

The sun is there.

Who here hasn't woken up from a night of partying to find himself sleeping with two dead women???

Was it the same doctor who pronounced him dead? That'd be some comeuppance.

Kid should have started shouting "Brains Brains" just to totally freak the doctor out.

"Being married, I can relate to half of this."

You killed your wife and slept with her. Dude, that's just sick.

That's the way I want to go out. Dead, then kicking the morgue dude's ass. Hell yeah.

Romanians are a pretty backward lot. Transylvania is by far the most interesting part due to it having been part of the Austro-Hungarian empire.

The rest of the country is just a bin.

Well, I'll tell you, there is nothing like Romania for spring break. The beaches are incredible, hot Latin college girls everywhere! Not hard to party too hard there. Wheew good times!

Is it just me, or did anyone else read that as "Romulan Youth..."

You gotta admire the kid's initiative. Wake up, realize you're in a tight spot, shout, "My hair!" and slam evil scientist in the mouth.

"I just can't stay inside all day, I've gotta get out, give me some of those raaays."

/everybody's smiling
//(sunshine daaaay!)

Its just not a party until someone wakes up with a toe tag

Another case of a misplaced "I'd Hit It" cliche.

I'm not quite dead yet!

TheJuiceIsLoose


Holy Crap!

Was that photo taken at NEO?

That's awesome. Smart kid.

postwood

That's the way I want to go out. Dead, then kicking the morgue dude's ass. Hell yeah.

You're forgetting he had two chicks at the same time. I bet he had a million dollars too.

I didn't rtfa, but when I was a security guard at a hospital here in my state, one of our duties was to bag deceased bodies and bring them to the morgue/stick them in the coolers. One of the practical jokes played on the noob guards would be for one of the other guards to hide in one of the coolers (they're cleaned after the bodies are transported,) just before you moved the body into it. The more experienced guard with the noob would usually tell the new guy which cooler to put the body in. Anywho, when the noob would open the door, the very much alive guard would jump out and scare the shiat out of him. Oh the heartattackilarity ensued. Everyone gets a turn to scare the newest hire just after them, so it was fun for everyone. Ahh...I love a good rib.

doublem, you were not the only one. Romulans in the morgue, Klingons on the starboard bow...

Sounds like waking up in the middle of the movie "Saw".

I would freak out too if I awoke around dead people, and some asshole like Dr. Francis Gross in a lab coat was walking around inspecting me.

D: "He's dead."

P: "Um, I want a second opinion."

D: "Quiet you, you're dead!"

I woke up in an emergency room naked with some guy reaching for my crotch and saying, "This is going to hurt a little." (was going to insert catheter) While I was surrounded by people in white holding me down.

I kicked him in the face and proceeded to punch people until they needled me with some drug that stopped my muscles. I then passed out again.

/sympathizes with the kid.

Man, best use of the "scary" tag yet.

Some person said "Ummm.... This kid passed out and they stuck him in a morgue with dead bodies??? Remind me not to drink next time I'm in Romania."

This happens all the time in the U.S. - About once a month I read a story about how a Doctor or Medic mistaken someone for dead. Hell, I get the feeling it happens even more often and people actually die in result to not being treated asap.

About once a month I read a story about how a Doctor or Medic mistaken someone for dead.

I read once about how Doctor and the Medics mistook a guy for dead.


"We are so dreadfully sorry, I swear it'll never happen again."