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(Drudge)   Martin Bashir told Jacko he was "looking so sexy" that women would throw their pants at their TVs   (drudgereport.com) divider line 75
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Deev
2005-05-13 11:46:21 AM
FYI: Pants in Britain = Panties in North America
 
tirdun
2005-05-13 11:47:02 AM
I read that HL and gagged. Ye gods.
 
Av8rLuvr
2005-05-13 12:03:45 PM
It's not women's pants he's looking for...
 
meshman
2005-05-13 12:35:39 PM
So does this mean men wear dresses in the UK and call them 'Suits'? Raw denim must be hard on a womans... parts. Yes, I'm as confused as MJ's sexual identity.
 
arniebuteft
2005-05-13 12:52:53 PM
Did the pants come from K-mart? Coz I hear they're having a sale...
 
BobbyJoeBurns
2005-05-13 01:34:51 PM
To which Jackson replied, "Whaz about ze boys, eh, Englezman?"
 
OlafTheBent [TotalFark]
2005-05-13 01:59:12 PM
It's not women's pants he's looking for...

He's looking for underoos
 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark]
2005-05-13 02:23:06 PM
Wow!
Who's Martin Bashir?
 
Potbreath
2005-05-13 02:23:21 PM
They need to make Underoos for adults. I want to wear a pair of Justice League Underoos like I had when I was eight.
 
TheGrayCat [TotalFark]
2005-05-13 02:24:09 PM
Martin Bashir needs to gets his eyes checked.

/might consider throwing a cast iron skillet at a TV with Jackson's face on it.
//out of fear
///from behind the couch
 
mchonky
2005-05-13 02:24:20 PM
0wn3d!
 
Tentacle
2005-05-13 02:24:54 PM
 
macman37
2005-05-13 02:25:37 PM
Does anyone else get the impression that Mr. Bashir was playing a big joke on Jackson and just walking a fine line between complimenting and ridiculing?
 
TheGrayCat [TotalFark]
2005-05-13 02:26:10 PM
OK, now I might throw my panties at DR. Bashir. He's a hottie!

/lucky Nana Visitor
 
meg12279 [TotalFark]
2005-05-13 02:26:14 PM
The only way i would throw my pants at mj is to cover him up so i don't have to look at his mutilated face.
 
WeTheSheeple
2005-05-13 02:28:53 PM
He will not be convicted.
 
wrestlegirl
2005-05-13 02:29:47 PM
*looks for "unlikely" tag*
 
TheGrayCat [TotalFark]
2005-05-13 02:30:15 PM
Just Googled up a recent picture of Dr. Bashir (Alexander Siddig). Nevermind about that panty throwing thing.
 
gweilo8888
2005-05-13 02:30:19 PM
FYI: Deev is wrong. British people call women's underwear panties too. Pants would imply *male* underwear - perhaps a little subliminal message from Bashir? ;)
 
Bailey Building And Loan
2005-05-13 02:31:28 PM
Dear Mr Drudge

Please check out the word "sarcasm" in the dictionary, at which point you will realise that this isn't really a news story.

Thanks

The Bailey Brothers Building And Loan
 
TheGrayCat [TotalFark]
2005-05-13 02:31:33 PM
The correct British term for panties is "Knickers".
 
CrazyZone
2005-05-13 02:31:59 PM
I threw up in my mouth a little bit when I read that article.
 
EdgeRunner
2005-05-13 02:32:21 PM
Sounds like both a misquote and a misunderstanding of Brit slang.

It's more likely he said, "Who did your nose job, Mr. Jackson? It's total pants!"
 
AprilWilson
2005-05-13 02:32:30 PM
Yes, macman37, I totally think Mr. Bashir only said that to elicit a response from MJ. He was hoping he'd get a blank look at the mention of women, or even a grossed-out look. He was definitely setting him up from day one. I, for one, think it was a brilliant move and that MJ deserved nothing more or less.
 
Taunches
2005-05-13 02:33:06 PM
 
d00ki3
2005-05-13 02:33:51 PM
id hit it.
 
Capt. Happy Hour
2005-05-13 02:33:58 PM
When I saw the special I threw rocks at the TV.
 
gweilo8888
2005-05-13 02:34:49 PM
TheGrayCat: Correct, that'd be the slang term (but we do use the word panties too - as a search of Google restricted to UK sites will confirm, with almost twice as many hits as the word knickers. ;)
 
phospodar
2005-05-13 02:34:52 PM
Hey, I heard that Michael Jackson might be a pedophile.



//who?
 
ccc1138
2005-05-13 02:37:15 PM
YEah, they'll be throwing these:
 
TheAnvil
2005-05-13 02:39:25 PM
Is this the "I kiss you!!!" guy?
 
Julio_Outerspaciousness
2005-05-13 02:39:49 PM
F-O-X that spells Drudge.



/quality of information is at an all time low
 
Coach McGuirk
2005-05-13 02:41:55 PM
convincing proof that MJ is completely out of touch with the entire world, reality and the universe. any other sane, rational adult would have heard that 'compliment' and seen right through the BS
 
EmmaLou [TotalFark]
2005-05-13 02:44:15 PM
Coach McGuirk: Exactly.
 
tedZilla
2005-05-13 02:45:15 PM
"Are those the pants your mother laid out for you?"

/ :)
 
eps
2005-05-13 02:48:14 PM
If ever something was obviously taken out of context it was this.

Well done drudge, top notch reporting.
 
mekkab
2005-05-13 02:49:25 PM
ccc1138: ZING! Man, that was a good one! haha!

/?
//don't just view, PREVIEW
 
eps
2005-05-13 02:51:06 PM


PANTS !!!!

just to confuse the americans
 
tdpatriots12
2005-05-13 02:52:46 PM
Damn, Tentacle beat me to it. Here's another one for the hell of it:
 
21-7-b
2005-05-13 02:54:59 PM
and then the tv will put them on

look out!
 
granwalla
2005-05-13 02:56:19 PM


TheGrayCat

Yeah, Dr. Bashir got all dirty and hippy-esque. Ewwwwwwww.
 
milk_plus
2005-05-13 02:59:57 PM
Shum on, he was pretty presentable as little as 15 years ago.
 
ScummyTheGymbag
2005-05-13 03:02:42 PM
21-7-b

and then the tv will put them on


Or it gets the hose again?
 
tdpatriots12
2005-05-13 03:05:09 PM
He probably had to do that for his role in Kingdom of Heaven
 
ignoramus
2005-05-13 03:05:10 PM
Strangely, all MJ's "pants" collection consists of is SpongeBob underoos, and elastic pull ups. :/

/didnt RTFA
 
glenlivid
2005-05-13 03:05:48 PM
I have nothing to add to this thread, so I bring you Shoeman!
 
kelmeister
2005-05-13 03:06:33 PM
"Throw their pants" is the British slang for vomiting.
 
tdpatriots12
2005-05-13 03:06:35 PM
Also Reign of Fire has him looking pretty scruffy, too.

IMDB
 
granwalla
2005-05-13 03:10:02 PM
I don't dig the whole dirty, unshaven thing but he had a hot voice on DS9. Grrrroar.

/former Trek dork
 
meepozoid
2005-05-13 03:10:52 PM
Potbreath:

Strangely enough, they DO have Underoos for adults.

Look it up online (too lazy to do it myself).
 
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