How about, uhh... attorney?

How about TotalFark troller? That should be a job

But jeffcor13 does it pay well?

They missed 'Political commentator/analyst'

theding0
They missed 'Political commentator/analyst'

No, they probably left that off on purpose, as those pundit hacks don't really have opinions. They just parrot for money.

rebby: But jeffcor13 does it pay well?

No, not as well as you would think...but I get by ;)

Looks like you were doing pretty good in the jaded thread =)

They missed Postdoctoral Associate.
On second, thought...that is not a job...no, no...not really.
Nope.



No.



Hmmm...no.

Pharmacist.

The hell are articles disappearing on the main page? *&^#% writing a post for nothing.

"When I want your opinion, I'll choke it out of you from across the room!"

fabjobs.com -- those jobs are fab.

Thats totally teh ghey, were'd the bush fish go?!?!?

What about "Product Tester"?

what? no bobbie inspector?

leitmotive

Being a pharmacist is a lot more than being opinionated, the good ones actually are nonjudgmental. They are just there to save lifes

/insert rant about drugs costs so damn much
/working on my second pharmacy doctorate

bobbie = boobie

What the fark happend to the bush jesusfish article? It was there one minute then gone the next!

What about "political pundit?" That doesn't seem to require any knowledge of anything. Or, on an even lower level, "science and technology reporter."

Steven Jobs did what now?

10. King

11. Ambassador to the U.N.

/working on my second pharmacy doctorate

huh? why? did you need a matching set?

no actual jobs? As a Professional Organizer i find that offensive.

We can't forget the Wallet Inspector, and I feel it needs mentioning that if you have a job as a food critic most people will try to kill you with their dishes if you give them poor feedback.

maddox?

Why was this greenlit? Waste of life to read it.

12. Mac Daddy

Which of these is Dennis Miller applying for?

WTF do you need a second doctorate in pharmacy for?

I read that as "Steve Jobs for opinionated people".
I was like "wtf" until I started reading the article. Once I got the title right, I was like...
wtf?

Fark Me To Tears:

13. Thirty-five year-old adult living in his/her parents' basement, wearing pajamas with padded feet, sitting at the computer, blogging on the Fark site.

No, I'm not 35 yet. And they don't have padded feet, so I wears bunny slippars.

Dentists whose patients chew gum

/well, at least 4 out of 5

While I would like to make a joke about sdip, I am wondering what the hell this article is actually about.

Okay, happy secret campers, we have made it acrossed the border.
Along with most of the good jobs.
Investigator, yeah, that's a good joke, heh!
Most states require former police experiance, given that most police hiring policies tend to the (special) that would mean that you just might be better off hiring a psychic.
Even a dishonest psychic.
Because crooks do not have an intellectual ceiling (and just how do we solve crimes?)

Real secret here, there are no good jobs.
If you did not run for public office, or you were dumb enough to run as a democrat, then I would advise you to google for 'shoe leather family resipes' before you starve.

Now I will go somewhere else and pass the depression on.

WyrmEye:

"Which of these is Dennis Miller applying for?"

The one where he gets paid a BUNCH of money to cite witty stuff? Sound familiar to you? Figured not...

/Sorry. No offense. I just find it amusing when jealous/envious people complain about this sort of thing.

Um, where are the boobies?

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MasterShakezula: no actual jobs? As a Professional Organizer i find that offensive.


I may be wrong... But I read that to mean that the link didn't actually offer any jobs - as in nobody is hireing in the link - rather than saying those things were non-jobs.

Jobs for opinionated people; Blow me.

What BBSpot thinks of Fark, and seems appropriate for this thread:

14. Prez of US.

/flamebait

having an opinion at work just gets your azz fired anyways.

the bosses don't like it when you tell them, they is a bunch of dickheads for ignoring the b.s. that goes on around the job.

you go from, hey you're doing a great job, to, hey get your azz outa here for speaking up,, because the boss is such a dickhead and won't admit it..

opinionated job candidate....cops...say whatever they want and watch the little people squirm...no judge ,no jury, no rights....
ooops was that 20 rounds that just flew outa the cops gun..
(I know, has to reload).

I'm sorry, am I the only one that saw "private investigator" and thought it was a little ify? What is this, a primetime drama on A&E?

/likes A&E
//hates mystery shoppers

By Tag and Catherine Goulet, co-CEOs, FabJob.com

wow.. an advertisement masquerading as an 'article'.. I never tire of those..

and, also, it frusterates me at how easy they make it sound, like you just go in and apply for a job as a movie reviewer... I've been working for newspaper for a while now, and the movie reviewer, yeah, she didn't just walk in and go "yeah, so I am really critical and opininonated and this article online said i should apply".

Something seems fishy, and manipulative. Just more people thinking "I'm just waiting for the right job" in this article...

I'm going to go with cop