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(Detroit Free Press)   Trying to lose your man-breasts is a tax write-off   ( ) divider line 48
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2002-04-02 01:32:58 PM  
leave my man breasts out of this
2002-04-02 01:33:23 PM  
Why would you want them looser? Oh, you meant "lose" your man-boobs...
2002-04-02 01:33:24 PM  
Kramer is broke; sales of The Bro plummet. France surrenders.
2002-04-02 01:34:10 PM  
I loosed my man breasts once, and I got charged with indecent exposure. They're staying put under my clothes, thank you very much.
2002-04-02 01:34:53 PM  
Hey...if I didn't have man breasts...I'd have no breasts to play with...BACK OFF
2002-04-02 01:35:13 PM  
"...other costs for alcoholism" are deductable.

2002-04-02 01:35:30 PM  
"Unleash the Kraken!"
"You mean your man-boobies?"
"Of course! Leonardo Leonardo will not be denied!"
2002-04-02 01:35:51 PM  
Upon whom shall we loose them?
2002-04-02 01:36:35 PM  
I don't know about the man-breasts, but Leo has the worst girl arms in cinema history.
2002-04-02 01:36:37 PM  
My man boobies are a bit too tight. Where can I get a boobie loosening?
2002-04-02 01:36:37 PM  
Does this mean that you can write off eight balls?
2002-04-02 01:37:41 PM  
Of course, the moment I make the comment, they fix the headline.
2002-04-02 01:37:48 PM  
Hey, I lost my man breasts two years ago, can I write them off on this years return?
2002-04-02 01:38:16 PM  
Hooray for big floppy man-boobies!
2002-04-02 01:38:25 PM  
Well now that they changed the headline we all certainly look extra cool.
2002-04-02 01:38:30 PM  
Yes! The Kraken!!
2002-04-02 01:38:50 PM  
Can I write off other self-improvement items? Is my penis pump an exemption?
2002-04-02 01:39:36 PM  
I'm going to claim each man-boob as a dependent.
2002-04-02 01:40:43 PM  
moob = man boob :)

moobs rock!
2002-04-02 01:42:20 PM  
I just bought a self-help book about overcoming procrastination. Does that count?
2002-04-02 01:42:39 PM  
Jimmy Tango's Fat Busters

"I was a 250 pound land monster"

"I found out I was the devil!!!"

Dr. Kody
2002-04-02 01:42:48 PM  
Now if only I had man-breasts...darn high metabolism is keeping me from cheating the government!
2002-04-02 01:46:32 PM  
Is the training bra a write-off then also?
2002-04-02 01:46:55 PM breasts....
2002-04-02 01:50:51 PM  
Sweet! Now the government is going to pay for my liposuction!
2002-04-02 01:52:16 PM  
2002-04-02 01:52:55 PM  
"1..1..1!!! Darn it! I'll just pay for the blasted liposuction!" *whawho!*

ANother quote guessed it, the Simpsons.
2002-04-02 01:53:33 PM  
Disability income available for Obesity and now a tax write-off, too. Why not stay home, eat, drink and collect my check? Where is the balanced budget amendment? No wonder I'm Republican now. (please see declining gunsales article and accompaying explanation of spike in funnel cake sales)
2002-04-02 01:54:19 PM  
Such language. Everyone knows the medical term for oversized male pecs is "mantitties."
2002-04-02 01:55:31 PM  
Try again:
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2002-04-02 02:08:34 PM  
mythago: mantitties?????

I prefer MOOBS
2002-04-02 02:11:28 PM  
If I can convince my doctor to write a perscription for my diet mountain dew, then I could deduct it on my taxes?
2002-04-02 02:13:58 PM  
How about a tax write-off for a penis extention if your wife can't conceieve?
2002-04-02 02:24:42 PM  
Disability deduction for carpal tunnel syndrome from jerking off to your own mantits?
2002-04-02 02:26:11 PM  
43%: Sheer genius...I'll be rolling in the dough if that were fact.
2002-04-02 02:28:32 PM  
Farkbiatch : Moobs! LOL. Thanks. I needed a good laugh today.
2002-04-02 02:37:15 PM  
man boobs = moobs
mantitties = mitties?
2002-04-02 02:46:59 PM  
According to the article, only expenses in excess of 7.5% of your adjusted gross income would be tax deductable. So if you make $40,000 a year (before taxes), you could only deduct expenses in excess of $3000. Not too useful to most.
2002-04-02 02:56:03 PM  
Bart: If you gain 61 pounds they'll let you work at home?

Homer: Y'uh huh, that's the deal. No more exercise program, no more traffic, no more blood drives or charity walks.

Bart: Dad, I know we don't do a lot together but helping you gain 61 pounds is something I want to be a part of.

[Lisa swings here chair around, unexpectedly appearing.]

Lisa: Dad!

Homer: [frightened] Aah!

Lisa: I must protest. You're abusing a program intended to help the unfortunate.

Homer: Hee hee hee, I'm not saying it isn't sleazy, honey, but try to see it my way: all my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.

Lisa: Have you told Mom about this?

Homer: No, it would only worry her. If you want to add to her worries, go ahead. I guess I'm just a little more grateful for all the things she's done for us.
2002-04-02 02:57:56 PM  
Man-boobies are not [image from too old to be available]. Man-boobies are [image from too old to be available].
2002-04-02 03:52:39 PM  
Farkbiatch- MOOBS!! Hahahaha...I have a friend named Matt who has biatch tits so we call him Moobs. I didn't know anyone else used that word.
2002-04-02 04:25:41 PM  
"Bob had biatch tits."

"His name is Robert Paulson!"
2002-04-02 05:41:18 PM  

SaturnGirl-HAHAHA@your friend Matt! I think moobs is a very popular word!
2002-04-02 06:25:54 PM  
Funny. Most Farkers seem to be overcome with nausea at the sight/thought of a woman who has a little bit more meat on her bones, but everyone so far (with the exception of 9/10) seems to be giddy about the idea of folds of flab hanging off a man's chest.

What a country! </Dr. Nick>
2002-04-02 09:36:40 PM  
Lose the moobs. Moobs are way gross, though love handles not so bad. But please, guys, who wants to look like a woman with body hair issues? Loose the manboobies.
2002-04-02 11:22:44 PM  
The 'Bro'

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2002-04-02 11:47:09 PM  
mmmm.... "bob's b.itchtits"
2002-04-03 01:02:40 AM  
BillDarryl, i will be laughing, 15 more min. over that comment.
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