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(Some Guy)   Scientists find that stone age drawings previously thought to be boobies are actually prehistoric eclipse records   (astronomy.com) divider line 42
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2002-04-02 03:55:38 PM
Lame. This once again proves that science is of no benefit to society.

Go pr0n go!
 
2002-04-02 03:56:05 PM
and that was WAY before Dolly Parton
 
2002-04-02 03:56:28 PM
Boobies? Some things never change
 
2002-04-02 03:56:44 PM
Then how does this, (.)(.) look like an eclipse?
 
2002-04-02 03:57:42 PM
Oh, come on, every knows cave men were all horny bastards.
 
2002-04-02 03:57:47 PM
That actually makes sense. Especially if you figure they were schnockered on Smithwicks and Bushmills.
 
2002-04-02 03:58:18 PM
well, if that's true, i just squirted all over my keyboard to the sun and the moon :-O
 
2002-04-02 03:59:50 PM
NO The pictures or of B(.)(.)BIes
 
2002-04-02 04:01:04 PM
(.)(.)
MMMMMMMM...BOOOOBIES!!!
 
2002-04-02 04:01:14 PM
Guess you unlearn something new everyday.
 
2002-04-02 04:01:25 PM
Or they were listening to Bushwick Bill.
 
2002-04-02 04:01:28 PM
I've never been with a woman whose boobies could block out the sun.
 
2002-04-02 04:01:56 PM
bah, they drew boobies to look like an eclipse so they wouldn't get caught staring at pr0n...
 
2002-04-02 04:02:42 PM
if those aren't boobies, then call me an astrologer.
Now let's get back to Jennifer Connolly's lunar eclipse.
 
2002-04-02 04:02:51 PM
Don't stare directly at the boobies! You'll burn your retinas!
 
2002-04-02 04:07:38 PM
Mmm..Jennifer Connelly's lunar eclipse makes me wanna play with my Hokey Spoke.
 
2002-04-02 04:07:57 PM
Cavewoman: What the hell are you drawing?!?!?!

Caveman: Uhhhhh, honey...it's only the SUN!
 
2002-04-02 04:08:48 PM
Those aren't boobies... they're cheeks, and they illustrate an eclipse of Uranus.

Obligatory-astronomy-related-uranus-joke now complete. Thank you.
 
2002-04-02 04:09:52 PM
Maybe it was the stone carving of Hugh Hefner that threw them off.

BTW, the article doesn't mention anything about . I should get my Hong Kong monkeys to attack you !!
 
2002-04-02 04:10:41 PM
Time to go back to "studying the sky" with my "telescope" as I wait for the "eclipse" and "event horizon" (obscure scifi movie ref) to "occur".
 
2002-04-02 04:11:09 PM
But there isn't anything to indicate that they were boobies...
 
2002-04-02 04:13:58 PM
Next time I get caught surfing porn at work I'm using this excuse..... "I'm doing serious astronimical study and I'll thank you to get out of my office!".
 
2002-04-02 04:16:45 PM
*Beats virion visciously for bringing up that godawful movie*

On the other hand, "event horizon" actually has an interesting meaning completely apart from that dreadful pile of trash of a horror/sci fi film. I'm too lazy to do a google search for a cool link, but I'm sure y'all are capable.
 
2002-04-02 04:19:08 PM
Neither boobies nor an eclipse. This is obviously evidence that early man was working on a prototype Spirograph.
 
2002-04-02 04:27:16 PM
e·vent ho·ri·zon (plural e·vent ho·ri·zons) noun
black hole boundary trapping light: the theoretical boundary surrounding a black hole, within which gravitational attraction is so great that nothing, not even radiation, can escape because the escape velocity is greater than the speed of light

*rubs head* ow...I feel like a roommate...

I believe that definition is how that wreched movie obtained it's title. Though I thought the term had use to refer to anything great that was about to happen, too.
 
2002-04-02 04:34:30 PM
Virion Some times they just use the term to refer to your mom.

On another note: covering up the pron. LOL!
 
2002-04-02 04:37:07 PM
Yeah, that stinking steaming dungheap of a movie did make some passing reference to it (something about faster than light travel, via harnessing the energy at the ev. horizon or something. It didn't make any sense anyway).

*Hands virion some asprin*
Sorry, but god I hate that movie. Probably the worst thing hollywood ever did, imo.
 
2002-04-02 04:37:39 PM
Bah Vex, that made no sense :P.
 
2002-04-02 04:45:19 PM
I was lucky to decide not to see the movie. The only thing that looked interesting was the ship (I think), and that fact that the movie had a cool sounding name...
 
2002-04-02 05:04:37 PM
(.Y.)
 
2002-04-02 05:21:47 PM
pictograph of a flat chested lady.
 
2002-04-02 06:44:29 PM
Celestial boobies

http://www.touregypt.net/featurestories/nut.htm
 
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2002-04-02 06:46:19 PM
When did the friggen talking ads start? That's just annoying, if you wanna drive people to use ad blocking software, that's one way to do it!
 
2002-04-02 07:42:10 PM
..Those damn scientists with their minds in the gutter!
 
2002-04-02 08:15:15 PM
Hah... kind of makes you wonder just how far we have evolved... if at all.
 
2002-04-02 09:56:23 PM
Sounds like the Salvia talking...
 
2002-04-02 10:51:34 PM
Appreciate the attempt at a funny tagline, but how is this article in any way "unlikely?"
 
2002-04-03 12:22:40 AM
bullshiat, boobies were obviously the first things primitive folks would consider drawing on their walls (hell id do it to mine)
 
2002-04-03 01:11:57 AM
on the other hand, now that i actually looked at the pictures, those sure as hell aint boobies.
 
2002-04-03 06:44:42 AM


Boobies!
 
2002-04-03 12:51:26 PM
"Hey, want to come in and look at my eclipse paintings?"
 
2002-04-03 01:29:30 PM



The YWCA 's new symbol bears a striking resemblance to stone age depictions of female, er, "genitalia drawrings"
 
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